Me: Hello again! I want to show you some stuff. Do you have your phones?

Keefe: Uhhhhh...

Me: You lost it didn't you?

Tam: Yes that irresponsible child lost the phone.

Me: Eh it's fine. *Conjures another phone*

Sophie: Uh Ravi, where do you get these things from?

Me: Uhhhhh, I have my ways.

Sophie: YOU STOLE IT?

Me: Of course not! I just temporarily borrowed it.

Sophie: Do you plan on giving them back?

Me: Who said I wasn't? I already gave them back.

Everyone else: Wait what?

Me: I forgot, I can duplicate things. So I borrow them, and give them back.
Anyways, I was going to show you some stuff. Some will be extremely funny while others might be funny. And it's jokes about you.

Everyone else: WHAT?

Me: Are you really surprised?

Sophie: Actually, no.

Me: So here they are!

Everyone: *laughing*

Tam: This is great. He is worse than beef.

Me: Have you tried it?

Tam: No. Have you tried it?

Me: I am unable to eat beef or pork. But, I've eaten other meat, and quite often.

Everyone except Sophie: *shudders*

Me: It's a similar situation with Sophie. Remember, I'm a half. Next one!

Dex: People love my character?

Me: Of course! That person is awesome. Also it's sad, but this is true because you haven't been on a cover since book 1. Book 1! And you've been in all books! Well, next!

Me: So this isn't a meme, but something my friend said.

Everyone except Sophie: What does this mean?

Me: It's means when someone is just so angry so people call them salty.

Everyone except Tam: *laughing* This is so true.

Tam: No it's not

Me: Clearly it is. Next!

Everyone except Sophie: This is so true.

Sophie: It's not my fault that the laws aren't good and breaking them is the only way to save the world.

Me: I guess so. Next!

Everyone: *laughing* I feel like this would happen.

Tam: Don't ask me that question.

Keefe: Breathe if you l-

Me: Let's not kill him. I still like his character. And this'll be one of the last ones.

Everyone: That's not how baking works.

Me: Tell that to Br- wait nevermind. It's clearly not true, but it's funny either way. That's the last one I'll be showing you.

Everyone: Why are there jokes about us though?

Me: Because the fandom. So they just take your personality and take a quote or something from someplace else and there you get a joke. To easily find stuff like this, go to Safari, type "kotlc jokes" in the search bar, go to images and there you go. Sophie can help you. I'll be going now bye! *Disappears*