Me: I'm so sorry. I'm sooooo sorry Dex.

Dex: What happened?

Me: I'm here to talk about Stinex *cries*

Dex: WHAT?

Me: I'm so sorry.

Keefe: Do people really ship Stina and Dex?

Me: Yes they do.

Sophie: I thought you were done.

Me: I thought I was too. But as I was trying to finish a different react, I remembered this and it's pretty important.

Fitz: How does that work?

Me: I don't know, I have powers.

Everyone else: Okay then.

Me: So... Whadya think about Stinex?

Dex: IT'S TERRIBLE, AND WHOEVER THOUGJT ABOUT THIS IS ALSO TERRIBLE!

Me: Yep pretty much.

Sophie, Keefe and Biana: I feel so bad that he's shipped with Stina! STINA out of all people.

Fitz: *mumbles* he deserves it.

Me: SHUT THE F-

Keefe: Calm down Ravi. No swearing.

Me: I'm sorry, but this guy just needs to F-

Keefe: *looks at me*

Me: FRACKING SHUT UP. Okay so I don't actually swear, this was just me being so angry that it almost happened.

Tam: I know Stina's terrible and all, but how'd this happen?

Dex: Oh, it started when Stina insulted me for being the son of a bad match.

Linh: How dare she!

Me: Nah! She's just jealous she doesn't have an awesomesauce aunt like me. Wait a moment... I'm also Tam, Linh and Sophie's aunt. And Sophie was adopted by the same person who adopted Tam and Linh.

Everyone else: What?

Me: Oops did I say that out loud? Well, me and friends have done some adopting.

Tam: Yeah, and that's why we haven't even met the others yet.

Me: Well that's because you don't exist back where I live!

Keefe: Or do we? *X-Files theme comes on*

Me: God dang it Keefe you had to put that on. Wow we really got off topic. So tell me again how you all feel.

Dex: *screams*

Everyone: *winces*

Me: *conjures pillow and gives it to Dex.

Fitz: Okay, so maybe I do feel bad.

Me: You better.

Everyone else: She doesn't deserve to be with Dex-

Me: The precious precious CINNAMON ROLL! ... Okay I really need to calm down before any more of *points to a screaming Dex* happens. Bye!