So, I just wanted to point out that I heavily edited this chapter. I didn't realize how problematic these kind of things are at the time, but I knew I couldn't have had it like it was originally, because ew.

Me: So, this one is a really terrible ship, and if you don't agree with me, well... yall should heck off like right now. It's suggested by ZaryaM-Teastar. It's called Sophorkle. (It was a suggestion to see how the elves would react, not as support)

Sophie: EWWWW WHAT IS THAT GET AWAY FROM ME!

Me: I KNOW RIGHT?

Keefe: But age gaps don't matter.

Me and Sophie: *chant* HE'D BE A PEDOPHILE.

Biana: Wait what is that?

Sophie: Someone who's an adult that does stuff with minors or young children.

Everyone else: That sounds so much more wrong.

Me: Exactly. But it's all Keefe's fault.

Keefe: MY FAULT?

Me:  *get outs my book* *Clears throat* *mimicks Keefe because polyglot* "They're doing the whole stare into each other's eyes again. And it's even more creepy when it's Sophorkle."

Keefe: That does sound like something I'd say. BUT WHY ME?

Tam: Add that to the list of why I hate you.

Keefe: You don't hate me Bangs Boy.

Fitz: Does that mean you both are ready to be shipped together?

Keefe and Tam: NOPE.

Me: But seriously, this ship right here is gross, and deserves to die in a hole forever.

Everyone else: Agreed.

...

Me: Okay, that's about it, bye!