Me: I'm back with a ship none of you should agree with, Sopham.

Actually, I ship it a tiny bit.

Sophie and Tam: WHAT? WHY IS THIS A THING? WE DONT LIKE EACH OTHER THAT WAY! *Takes deep breath* Remend me why I'm here again? *Tam tries to leave and Sophie looks like she's ready to inflict on me*

Me: I wouldn't do that if I were you Sophie, if you try that again, I'll make you inflict on Fitz.

Fitz: Why me? *Glares at me*

Me: Because you're my least favourite of everyone here. And you're still here because I could force you to say embarrassing things. Or do embarrassing actions. Now come back. *Focuses on them*

Sophie and Tam: *groans* Fine we'll try and cope with this torture.

Fitz: Who's your favourite anyway?

Me: Dex, then Keefe, then Tam, then Linh, then Biana, then Sophie then you Fitz. Not that I hate you Sophie just that the others except Fitz are better in my opinion.

Dex: I'm your favourite? *Blushes*

Me: Keefe is a close second. if he didn't do certain things, he would've been my favourite. Now what do you think about Sopham?

Keefe: Foster and Bangs Boy? That just can't be a thing.

Tam: For once I agree with you.

Everyone else: That's a first.

Dex: If neither of them like each other, why is this ship a thing?

Me: It's called the fandom. I'll show you eventually. Point is, they are weird. Much more insane than me.

Biana: This is one of the more weird ships isn't it.

Fitz: Yes it is.

Linh: I actually don't mind this ship.

Everyone else: Linh what is wrong with you?

Linh: I mean I ship Tiana a lot more, but Sophie is a nice girl and Tam would go nice with her.

Me: Well I guess that's all for now. Bye! *Disappears*