Me: I'm back with a next ship, Sodex. I  never shipped this.

Sophie: Wait WHAT? This is a ship? I established I don't like Dex that way.

Me: But he liked you and most of these ship names were made before the book Nightfall.

Keefe: Are you saying she sunked the ship?

Everyone else: Ye- KEEFE THAT WAS SO BAD PLEASE STOP!

Keefe: What? I cant make a joke?

Everyone else: Not really bad puns.

Everyone except Sophie and Dex: But aren't you two cousins?

Dex: Not by blood though. I knew she never liked me though. So I'm getting over her.

Me: But we don't know Sophie's biological parents so what if she is a Dizznee. What if she's a Vacker? Or a Sencen? That would change so much. Is Shannon Messenger that evil? Actually yes, yes she is.

Sophie: How is she evil?

Everyone else including me: You haven't read it so you will never know! Read it yourself!

Sophie: Fine! I might read it.

Me: Okay so not much of you care about this ship. I'm gone now bye! *Disappears*