Me: I'M BACK TO SEE Y'ALL AFTER FOREVER! Heheh. We're talking about a very controversial topic, politics.

Sophie: Oh dear. Hope your viewers don't kill you.

Me: They won't, because I'm an idiot! But that might actually make them kill me too.

Crew (except Tam and Fitz): You're not an idiot!

Me: Yeah I am, in both definitions.

Crew (except Sophie): Both?

Sophie: Um... I think I'm remembering now, didn't it mean someone who didn't care about politics back in the ancient times?

Me: Yep! Thank my brother for that fact! Or any history fact if I do tell you any. So I'm an idiot because I'm stupid. I mean at school I'm smart but at home I lack common sense and can't do anything right. Also an idiot because I really don't care. Hey do you wanna know the current president of the States?

Sophie: Who is it?

Me: It's this guy. *Shows pic of Donald Trump*

Crew: Ew who is this?

Me: His name's Donald Trump. Everyone hates him. Okay not everyone because I know (no not personally) a guy who is a Trump supporter. He was my favourite AND NOW HE LEFT THE SERIES! ...... Nothing happened just now alright?

Sophie: I think I've heard Amy talk about him at one point

Me: Makes sense. I'll be honest, I don't really know much about him other than he's a terrible, terrible person and that he shouldn't have been president.

Tam: How does one become president?

Dex: What is a president?

Fitz: It's like the Council, but temporarily.

Linh: So shouldn't we... Not insult him?

Me: This is nothing compared to what other people have done.

Crew: What?

Me: Well, when he became president, people protested and the police had to try and calm them down... It didn't really work. But sucks to be them I don't live in America! *Sticks tongue at a camera I just conjured* Instead, my Prime Minister is Justin Trudeau!

Crew except Sophie and Fitz: What's a Prime Minister?

Me: It's like the president... But I don't know the difference.

Sophie: The PM is the head of the government, and the president is the head of state.

Rest of us (including Me): Um... Say what?

Sophie: *sighs* Never mind.

Me: And that's why I'm an idiot!

Linh: You're not an idiot!

Me: It's okay, I take pride in it. Okay, maybe that's a bad thing but at least I don't feel bad.

Biana: Are there Queens and Kings like humans talk about in stories?

Me: Yep! There used to be tons of them. Back when there were more monarchies. Now the only place I can think that does the whole Queen thing would be England.

Sophie: Elizabeth's still queen?

Me: No, but she stepped down just recently.

Sophie: Wow, she's been Queen for a long time.

Me: So... The Council shouldn't discover this, so is there any trash talking you wanna do about any of the rulers?

Crew: Um... Councillors, if you see this... No offense, but you sort of suck.

Me: I KNOW RIGHT! FROM NOT LISTENING TO THE CIRCLET TO BANISHING YOU AND UG-

Linh: *squeaks*

Me: *takes deep breath* At least they don't have racism or sexism.

Crew except Sophie and Fitz: What do those mean?

Sophie: It means that people would basically say, "You're not white, or you're a girl? White men are better."

Linh: That's so cruel!

Crew: I know!

Dex: And you're a brown girl Ravi.

Me: I know! That's why I'm lucky to live now... But then again... Nonsense goes on. But... The Council does the whole matchmaking thingy.

Fitz: There's a reason you know.

Me: They could just give you a list of people you're related to... And say, okay you can love anyone except these because incest.

Sophie: That's not too bad of an idea.

Me: It has its flaws. Also they don't discriminate against twins and triplets! Aaaaaaaaand, we can have gay marriage! So things like Keefex would be approved.

Tam: So you're saying that males, could live other males? For real? I thought the whole shipping thing was just fandom stuff.

Me: It is. And it's real too. Okay enough of this stuff! Um... Problems with politics and stuff. 1. Leaders don't get along. They sometimes threaten to go to war against each other. *Cough* Putin doesn't want Georgia to join NATO *cough*

Crew except Sophie: What?

Sophie: Just nevermind. What would Putin do?

Me: Attack Georgia.

Crew: WHAT?

Fitz: Elves would almost never attack others like that.

Tam: Glad to know you said almost. Because the Neverseen have certainly done that a couple dozen times now.

Me: Yep! Maybe not that many times... But then again... Are you from before or after Flashback?

Keefe: After!

Me:   OkayIneedtoleavebeforey'allspoilmebye!