Guess who forgot they didn't finish the react and assumed they already uploaded it? Yeah, I'm a disaster. So most of this was written ages ago. I've relied on Wikipedia for the summary, so no quotes woops.

Me: Oh hey I'm back! *Summons Tam*

Tam: That was surprisingly quick. (All my fans *laughing*)

Fitz: You're already done the other book?

Me: I mean yeah long time. I actually finished this book this time, and I'm currently reading another book. For some reason I'm being really weird and keep switching between book series. So it's PJO, then something else, then PJO, and something else etc.

Sophie: How was your last book?

Me: Ooh it was fun! A major part consiste of a trope I dislike *cough* Being chained together but you also hate each other *cough*, but it was written well! It was called Dance Of Thieves.

Dex: And now?

Me: The Cruel Prince. I'm trying to go off on the books, especially as the library at school is even bigger than last one's, and I thought that was pretty good. No major react planned though. I guess because of fae, I might get asked to have y'all read Throne Of Glass. I will respectfully decline, because I truly would not like to scar them. If y'all like it, that's fine, just acknowledge the problems. Anyways, after TCP, it's gonna be Shadow and Bone. (I mean tbh, both of those series actually have some badness inside, but I do find them both better than ToG)

Biana: ...I guess this is what happens when someone asks what you're currently reading.

Me: *shrugs*. So here's Percy Jackson book 2. Oh, I just remembered something. *Snaps* *Tam and Fitz are now standing next to each other*. *Points at them both* My friend SparklyMagix is mad at you for not liking PJO as much. And will personally end you when they find out how to get to you.

Tam: ??? But I don't recall saying I disliked it??? I just said that it was a bit repetitive???

Fitz: I mean no offense to her. In fact I like Percy, and don't mean any harm to him at all.

Me: Okay! I basically passed down the message. They understand enough.

Keefe: Wait what is she going to do?

Me: You don't wanna know. Now I'm seriously off topic. Now begin!

Sophie: Grover what the heck? I know this is a dream but what..? Like imagining a man doing this is bootleg, but a satyr with hooves just makes this extremely weird. Actually I should be questioning what Percy is on.

Keefe: Whatever it is I need some.

Sophie: *high fiving Keefe* Exactly.

Linh: So you're gonna ignore that it's probably foreshadowing?

Fitz: Yeah I like Grover, and would like for him to not die. Actually I don't want anyone to die.

Dex: Luke?

Fitz: Unless he's redeemed. In which case Luke we shall welcome you back.

Biana: And it wouldn't be suspicious if he just suddenly redeemed?

Me: I mean, yeah. Unless you're watching MLP.

Sophie: MLP does kinda mess redemptions up, even if they're supposed to be a big moral.

Me: I mean yeah. You don't just turn good after one act of kindness towards you. Anyways we're off topic again.

Dex: I guarantee that Tyson is related to the gods. I don't know why.

Biana: Are you trying to say that Percy is incapable of making friends with people who aren't part god?

Keefe: I mean that makes sense to me.

Linh: That's rude to Percy.

Me: Yeah honestly.

Tam: So the chapter titles kinda spoil, but for some reason I keep getting caught off guard by what happens.

Me: Oms yeah!

Sophie: Ugh, I kinda hated dodgeball. It drew attention to me, and everyone would scream both mentally and physically. It was the worst. The best part was when I did throw the ball in where I'd whip it.

Me: Lucky! I suck at dodgeball. My throws are slow, and don't go far. I can semi dodge. But like boys are competitive, so it's not I can do anything. It got to a point where I could stand in place and not get out unless someone specifically decided that they didn't want us to stand. And by us I mean every single girl in the class. Stars I hate gym. Oms we're at like 700 words and nothing happened wow I keep distracting us.

Dex: How do you know the word count?

Me: *shrugs*

Biana: Tyson just caught a flaming ball and Percy just didn't question it.

Keefe: So was Annabeth just there to see what's his face- he's so boring I can't even remember his name and it's on the book- call her Percy's boyfriend?

Fitz: Guess so. I mean that's kinda weird. I've dealt with enough of that before.

Biana: *wiggling eyebrows* What if Sophie said that?

Sophie and Fitz: *blushing* But we're already dating!

Biana: *sighs* In the past?

Me: Hah, nice one. You made Foster blush!

Keefe: Excuse me that's my game.

Fitz: Remember when I said I'd forgive Luke? Screw that.

Tam: Camp Half-blood is literally a haven. Luke's messed up.

Dex: You two just immediately assumed it was Luke.

Biana: I mean, why not? Luke was there before he left, and now all of this battle stuff is happening. Also dammit Percy you chaotic boy you tried so hard but got Clarisse injured.

Linh: Do you like Clarisse?

Biana: I mean, she's alright. But she kinda reminds me of me in the past, so I really wanna see her grow, you know?

Sophie: *wraps arm around Biana* Like you have. And I wouldn't trade it for the world.

Me: Aww! Sophiana moments!

Fitz: At this point, I'm not gonna say much because getting angry is pointless especially because it's so dumb to get angry over this.

Me: I'll try to refrain. Key word is try. But also, oooooh character growth! Also question, have I officially apologized to you yet or was that a dream? Eh whatever Imma apologize anyway before we go back to reading. Fitz, I'm sorry for saying so many mean things in the past. I said a lot of em. I get that you're trying your best.

Fitz: Hey, I forgive you. We're all going through character growth.

Me: Yeah! I might still make a few jokes against you, but they'll now be completely lighthearted, and I don't mean anything offensive.

Fitz: Sure, fine with me. *Awkwardly hugs*

Everyone else: Well that's something ya dont see everyday.

Me and Fitz: *sighs and rolls eyes*

Dex: See! Tyson is related to the gods! Percy's half-brother! And a cyclops.

Biana: Holy stars it really does seem like Percy is incapable of making friends that aren't related to gods. I don't know what to say to that.

Sophie: I do... Mood.

Linh: Oh no! Chiron!

Keefe: My Centaur boy!

Fitz: ... You know what a centaur is?

Keefe: I've been reading the books have I not?

Fitz: True. But still.

Keefe: I have a photographic memory.

Tam: You don't put it to use often enough.

Biana: I want golden wool. I need it. When we're done this I'm immediately going to get myself some golden fleece and I'm going to make clothing.

Linh: Ooh, what are you going to make?

Biana: I'll get to that later.

Me: Yes. Do that. Also why are we at like 1200 words? How.

Linh: Percy! You just called your half brother someone from the monstrous side of the family! That's rude!

Dex: Like I get that yeah, cyclops are classified as monsters-

Linh: Shush! Percy I thought you knew better than this!

Tam: It's better than outright mocking him. He's not calling Tyson a monster outright.

Keefe: Who the heck is Tantalus? Seems bootleg and suspicious? I mean races? While your home is dying?

Dex: Percy was going to win. Also Annabeth why the heck would Percy joke about something like that.

Sophie: I have no clue. Also Tantalus let Percy do what he needs to do!

Tam: Um... What if Kronos has another spy in camp? And Percy just revealed secrets?

Me: *shrugs*

Fitz: That's a good point, I mean even in general. Who knows which elves are in the Neverseen?

Me: If this is foreshadowing something I want NO PART IN IT. I ALREADY READ THE EXCERPT FOR LEGACY.

Sophie: And..?

Me: It's- I can't say. Can't spoil my audience. That'd be rude. So let's just watch the three children break even more laws.

Biana: It's fun watching them do it, it reminds me of us.

Dex: Yeah, breaking laws is surprisingly fun, until you're about to die.

Keefe: I mean... Even then... It's exhilarating.

Me: Keefe are you using a big word?

Keefe: ...Did you really just ask me that? I'm not that dumb.

Sophie: Uh...

Keefe: *gasping dramatically* Foster! I'm wounded, betrayed! How could you?

Sophie: *rolling eyes*

Me: Oms sometimes you two remind me of Ladynoir. But wrong fandom. But like also I JUST WATCHED HEARTHUNTER HELP ME BUT ALSO MIRACLE QUEEN WAS DISAPPOINTING! *coughs* excuse me, I'm sorry for unnecessary fandom stuff again.

Everyone else: O-kay...

Linh: I really wanna see what Rainbow looks.

Me: There's movies, you know that?

Biana: Can we watch them?

Sophie, who has never watched them but knows they're awful: Uh...

Me: Um... Maybe? That's if I decide that I want to watch them.

Keefe: Y'know that just makes me want to watch them more, right?

Tam: I'm just worried about how bad it can get.

Me: Just ask the fandom.

Linh: Has everyone heard of the story of Andromeda's constellation?

Sophie: Wait, didn't Perseus rescue her?

Linh: Huh, you're right. I mean there's a lot more to the story than what the humans say.

Me: May I know?

Linh: *shrugs* I don't know. We've already wasted a lot of time.

Dex: Oh great, it's Luke. And some of the demigods are actually allying with Kronos?

Tam: The gods can be a-holes sometimes, so I can't completely blame them. Though I still blame them.

Me and Linh: *narrows eyes at Tam* I'll let it slide.

Biana: I hope you both realized that there has been actual swearing, right?

Me: I mean, yeah. But censoring is annoying sometimes, so...

Fitz: So... You edit these?

Me: Heck no. I could, but I won't. I'm too lazy.

Fitz: But that means you could tell us stuff and then hide it from your fans.

Me: Nope. No explanation.

Dex: They can just revive a god?

Sophie: Oh stars, imagine if members of the Neverseen revived.

Keefe: Nope. Nope! **** that **** I'm out!

Linh: Keefe..?

Me: I dunno why, but everytime I hear that I smile.

Fitz: Everything's going wrong for them. I can relate.

Biana: Woo! Clarisse saved them!

Sophie: Ah yes, the Bermuda Triangle. The place where everybody thought was a death trap. Turns out that's where Mysterium is.

Me: I don't understand how Shannon expects me to remember this!

Dex: I thought you had a photographic memory?

Me: I mean yes but also my brain ceases to function 65% of the time.

Tam: What about the other 35%?

Me: That's saved for school and hanging out with y'all.

Fitz: Thanks, I'm truly honored to be able to witness that 35%

Me: I think my brain's ceasing again I cant tell if that was sarcastic. I blame quarantine.

Sophie: Wait what?

Me: Did Amy not tell you anything?

Sophie: No...

Me: Eh, maybe I'll inform you in a few days. It may or or not be a short visit and also depressing.

Keefe: Oof, they're really not having a good day. HECK TYSON-

Biana: Excuse me!

Linh: This is illegal!

Me: *keeps silent, as I know*

Dex: Aw man, they really gonna do that to Clarisse?

Me: *shrugs*

Tam: Question, how many books are there?

Me: Well, there's a lot. You got five main, a few side books in the series and well... More but so far I only read the main books of PJO. And book 1 of HOO, but I should prolly actually finish the tiny books from PJO first before I continue.

Tam: Are we going to react to each of these?

Me: For now yes, but I might get a bit lazier later and just do the series itself as a chapter. A N Y W A Y S.

Sophie: I really love Percabeth, can I just say?

Tam: Yeah, I agree. They're written well.

Biana: I enjoy the fact that Percy respects her.

Me: Oms you don't understand that it's literally refreshing to have the guy respect the girl. I've been scarred.

Keefe: *remembering what I said earlier* By Throne Of Glass?

Me: Look, let's not talk about it.

Keefe: Okay, I feel very bad for Grover but I just can't help but laugh at his situation. But also ew let's not have anyone eat him please.

Dex: Tyson is alive!

Biana: And so is Clarisse!

Tam: Huh, the Golden Fleece is there. I'd normally complain about plot convenience, but I want them to be safe.

Fitz: I know these action scenes are plenty, but it still makes me tense every time.

Me: That's because Rick Riordan is a good author.

Linh: Yes, they got to the mainland!

Tam: Huh, he gave the Fleece to Clarisse.

Sophie: I like that.

Fitz: And then they got captured. Ouch.

Tam: By Luke. Freakin' Luke.

Me: I'm so sorry even though I've read this series I still can't hear anything bad about Luke because my first thought is always about Yungtown. Huh, I haven't really thought of him in a while.

Keefe: Did Peebs make anymore HC seasons?

Me: Nope! But also they haven't uploaded in like 8 months so...

Biana: Wait WHAT?

Linh: Are they okay?

Me: They're fine, they just haven't uploaded. A N Y W A Y S

Keefe: Hah! Getting the confession out! I love Percy!

Dex: I still think it was dumb to blame Chiron. Just because his father is Kronos.

Keefe: That's like saying I enjoy being in the Neverseen and would gladly be a part of it. I can predict the incoming comments that shame me for joining the Neverseen, so I will prevent it.

Biana: You could have just, y'know, not say anything about Gisela.

Linh: Im sure somebody will reference it anyway.

Tam: People are filled with spite and will specifically do something they were told they can't.

Me: Oms we're literally at 2400 words.

Everybody, except me: Disarm Luke. DISARM LUKE! DISARM LUKE! DISARM LUKE!

Biana: WAIT RAVI YOU'RE QUIET

Sophie: luKE NO

Keefe: cHIRON YES

Dex: THE PARTY PONIES?

Fitz: THATS PRETTY GREAT ACTUALLY.

Me: IM ENJOYING YOU'RE REACTIONS SO MUCH OMS

Tam: THALIA?

Linh: WOO PERCY FOR TAKING ACTION!

Me: Okay that's enough screaming.

Tam: That was pretty fun actually.

Me: Anyways, thoughts?

Tam: It's good. I'm starting to admire the straightforwardness.

Fitz: It's a fun read.

Biana: I love my disaster children.

Keefe: Me too!

Sophie: I've always know these were good, but they really are!

Linh: It's so good!

Dex: Do you plan on returning any time soon?

Me: Ish? Anyways, bye y'all!