Me: Hi! *Summons Tam* I'm so sorry I've been gone for months!

Tam: I kinda thought you were dead or something.

Me: *shrugs* makes sense. I've just been losing inspiration every time I think of an idea for y'all. Some of these ideas were Bruno Mars, Miraculous Ladybug, Renegades, SGE, Smash Bros, Ori And The Blind Forest, holy crap that is a lot. But here I am, with books! (To be fair a lot of these include me actually rereading them which I don't have the patience to do currently)

Sophie: Which ones?

Me: You have to have to have heard of it. Percy Jackson.

Sophie: Oh! I haven't read it. It was on my to be read list. Like next up on it.

Me: I'm actually reading it currently. I'm not done, so I'll read along. And by that I mean I've read up to like page 130, before I remembered reacts.

Sophie: *transmits* Do Percy and Annabeth get together?

Me: Prolly.  Okay, time to read!

Fitz: This looks interesting. It feels familiar.

Me: It's incredibly popular. That's why.

Dex: Is that diversity? Written by a white man?

Me: Yep! Rick Riordan's books are filled, he's a good white man.

Keefe: Percy is sassy and I love it.

Biana: Yeah. He's already fun.

Me: Also how well do you know about the Greek Gods?

Fitz: Learned about them in multispeciesial studies. Some of them were based of elves, Poseidon based off a Hydrokinetic. But otherwise it's all fake.

Linh: Speaking of that, I bet Percy's dad is Poseidon. He's basically a Hydrokinetic. Percy literally just controlled water.

Dex: Why did Percy ignore the fact that he can control water?

Keefe: He was kinda under a lot of stress. Also Percy and his attitude towards Yancy is kind of a mood.

Tam and Fitz: *rolls their eyes*

Biana: Whoever Ms Dodds is, she sounds ugly.

Sophie: Grover knows something. He's suspicious. Also Mr Brunner. I mean, the sword? ...Aaaaand I was right.

Keefe: Again, Percy is a mood. Crappy father. And when I thought my mom was good. *Starts to choke* Ugliano! What is that?

Dex: Keefe he's dyslexic. That's not the last name.

Me: It's okay Keefe I'm dumb too. My friend has said the exact same thing.

Keefe: *high fives me*

Tam: How do I put up with life?

Biana: I ask myself the same question. And I've known him since he was younger. And I have Fitz.

Fitz: Hey!

Biana: No! Sally!

Linh: I swear if Sally dies. She's too pure for this! ... NOOOOO

Tam: While I'm upset. I'm not feeling that much? I mean I'm kinda bored not gonna lie. I'm waiting for the actual part to start with the whole thief thing. Also I'm calling it now the blonde girl is the love interest.

Biana: Who knows? Maybe he's gay.

Fitz: Doubt it. He seems more aro if anything.

Keefe: All these god names and stuff are confusing me.

Fitz: Well maybe you should have paid more attention in Foxfire!

Keefe: *pouting* But that's boring!

Sophie: Too bad for you.

Keefe: *gasping* Foster how dare you!?

Me: I mean they're not wrong.

Keefe: *draping himself over couch* Ravi! You've betrayed me!

Tam: What the hell.

Biana: Comes with being in the group.

Dex: I wouldn't be surprised if you did regret all your life decisions though. Dealing with Keefe is impossible.

Tam: Hah! Wise Girl! Definitely the love interest!

Linh: I think they'll be cute! What do you think Sophie?

Sophie: I already know some stuff. About this. Kinda. So I won't say much.

Biana: Linh you were right!

Dex: More Hydrokinetic stuff.

Biana: Look Linh you're right! I'm pretty sure.

Fitz: I don't like Clarisse. She seems like a typical mean girl.

Me: I currently dislike her too. But Riordan is a good writer, I have faith in him.

Tam: I hope he's as good as you keep saying.

Me: I've read a series already. A mistake, as it very minorly ties into this universe. But a lot of my praise comes from the Internet.

Tam: Alright. I mean it's picking up at least.

Linh: Yes! I was right!

Sophie: Why is Hades the villain? I mean I can see why, but why does the ruler of the Underworld have to be the villain?

Me: Yeah, I forget which stories don't have him as a villain, as all that come to mind are Hades and Persephone Felinette AU's. But that's the wrong fandom.

Dex: What?

Me: As I said, wrong fandom. I'll just say Miraculous Ladybug. But we're off topic.

Linh: Let my poor water boy be happy.

Sophie: I mean Percy's being a mood again. Like how many times does one have to go out and get ambushed by a villain?

Tam: Can't wait to get out of that.

Me: aRe YoU tRyInG tO sPoIl mE? Because what if you die? *Starts to hyperventilate* Oh stars what if you die. There's no way all of y'all are gonna survive. ShanNON NO-

Sophie: *inflicts positive emotions on me*

Me: Thanks I needed that.

Dex: Alrighty I'm just gonna say that Riptide sounds cool and I need to make weapons that disguise themselves.

Fitz: That would be so useful!

Dex: It would also involve even more solitude.

Me: *hugging Dex* You don't deserve this treatment. I'm sure the fandom agrees. Right?

Biana: Did you just... Call out to your audience?

Keefe: *finger guns* *switches to a pose of him smirking and winking* *blows a kiss*

Tam: Damn it look what you've done.

Me: I have many regrets. Now Keefe sit back down.

Sophie: Is... Is that... Medu-

Me: Shh just find out for yourself!

Dex: It is Medusa. Stone statues.

Sophie: Sometimes I question why looking in the mirror doesn't turn anyone into stone but also at the same time I'm confusing myself with Harry Potter. Oh! Are you gonna have us read that?

Me: Probably not. I don't have the patience to reread it. I never actually finished it. Finished book 5 before I couldn't get anymore, then gave up. Watched all the movies. Also book eight exists.

Sophie: wHAT?

Fitz: Wrong fandom again?

Me: Yep, wrong fandom. I'm not really in the fandom though.

Tam: Damn they get ambushed even more often than we do. How many close encounters... Five now? Also I just remembered the whole friend betray thing and I feel like it's Grover. Annabeth seems trustworthy. And it's nice to see her not the shy submissive girl and is snarky.

Biana: I'll have you know that I'm not the shy submissive girl either.

Tam: *is flushing red* I know, that's why I like you.

Biana: *also blushing*

Me and Fitz: *clearing our throats in the most loud annoying way possible*

Me: Am I interrupting something? Oh my stars I just quoted page 666 again Stack- I mean Rex oops will be proud.

Linh: Stack?

Me: We created the nickname late last year. I typically refer her to it as that now, but we're gonna stick with Dex because I feel like it.

Dex: How did Rex come to be?

Me: Did I answer this? *Shrugs* Told the Starbucks cashier register person her name was Cress but they suck at hearing and spelling so Rex. Back them I didn't have a nickname for her so I stuck with this. We're off topic again oms.

Linh: What happened to Rex and Mixi anyway?

Me: *shrugs* Busy. Rex was supposed to arrive for one of my uninspired ideas. It'll happen eventually. Mixi, I dunno when she'll come.

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Me: Yeah I thought the same thing. Now actually back to reading, I'm trying to read and noting your reactions is time consuming.

Dex: I don't trust Ares.

Linh: He's the God Of War, so I don't really like him either.

Tam: He's interesting. Let's see a completely morally gray character. Aaand never mind he's kinda just bootleg. And again with the close calls.

Biana: Ew spiders! Bronze spiders, but ew!

Fitz: Something about the amount of time they have seems fishy.

Dex: The casino seems fishy. What the heck is infinite money. Not even elves have infinite. An unreasonable amount, yeah sure, it doesn't seem to run out. But I'm pretty sure some idiot has managed to spend out their money.

Sophie: And the fact that they were given it for free? What part of Annabeth Grover and Percy looking kinda ragged and needing new clothes and a shower speaks millionaire?

Linh: Some of the games sound cool though. Let my poor children have some fun.

Me: Thats how I feel about y'all.

Biana: Five days? That's a lot of time! It's their last day now!

Sophie: I like how Percy got suspicious because of groovy.

Keefe: GROOOOOVY. TOTALLY RAD!!!

Biana: Oh my stars Keefe shut UP.

Linh: I'd normally complain about rude, but yeah keep quiet Keefe.

Keefe: *sulks*

Me: Keefe's been talking the least, but makes the most noise.

Keefe: Hey! I'm demoting you from best friend to friend.

Fitz: And I'm being repromoted?

Keefe: You've read my mind!

Fitz: *smiles back*

Me: Wowee you've kinda repaired your friendship. I'm proud.

Tam: Um Annabeth? Your reaction kinda worries me. You're not betraying Percy right?

Linh: You care?

Tam: I do in fact.

Me: Frick Annabeth is even more suspicious. No!

Dex: I was mentally prepared for it to be Grover or Luke.

Sophie: Same.

Fitz: Annabeth's probably the love interest. And betrayal? Interesting.

Biana: I guarantee its not gonna be Annabeth.

Me: I mean I don't really think so either, but I know stuff. But Imma still freak out anyway. But let's be honest it's probably Luke.

Linh: That's who I'd prefer most. Because I'd physically die if it was anyone else.

Tam: Wait, that's it? That's all it takes to get to the Underworld?

Keefe: Hades probably has some evil plan.

Fitz: Probably. Maybe some ambush. And Hades blackmails them with Sally.

Sophie: Holy crap what are the shoes doing? Into Tartarus? Wait those are Luke's shoes.

Biana: Oh my stars they are.

Dex: Further evidence of Luke.

Linh: Wait a second! Doesn't Ares own that backpack?

Me: *shrugs* Prolly.

Biana: I just can't seem to believe Hades. Even though he's probably telling the truth.

Keefe: Hey Bangs Boy there's your morally gray character.

Sophie: I'm just glad he isn't actually evil. Now that I think of it, I can't think of many places where he is evil. Only one that comes into mind is Disney.

Me: And Kid Icarus! I really wanna play it, also Hades is great and why the heck do him and his greatest enemy team up and insult Pit. Poor Pit, my baby chicken- I mean angel boy doesn't deserve this. Oof I'm off topic. Maybe we'll react to some Kid Icarus another day.

Fitz: Wait so Ares was actually trying to cause war? Huh.

Linh: I knew I couldn't trust him!

Tam: Percy what the heck why would you go out and fight one if the most skilled swords people?

Dex: Hey remember that one disarming technique Percy learned in the beginning? It'd be cool if he win with that.

Linh: That would be cool! Especially because it hasn't been mentioned since.

Biana: Kronos was controlling Ares? What even?

Keefe: I wanna say Percy's about to get smitten, but he's gonna survive.

Tam: Obviously.

Sophie: It's kinda weird seeing how easy it is for Percy to deliver the bolt. I mean nowadays life for me is hard.

Tam: At least you can sit down safely.

Linh: *hugging Tam* I'm so sorry we didn't do better!

Tam: I mean saving Silveny is way more important. The whole timeline thing. I guess I should continue reading.

Me: Yep!

Linh: Oh no Luke! How dare!

Tam: I mean I'm not surprised. The chapter kinda ruined it.

Keefe: It doesn't make it hurt less though.

Dex: Woah we're done.

Me: How'd you like it?

Sophie: It's enjoyable.

Linh: I want to protect my poor children.

Biana: Yeah it's good.

Tam: Good. A little boring.

Fitz: I mean yeah same.

Dex: So many possibilities!

Keefe: Percy is a mood and I love it.

Me: Alrighty fair enough. I need to go now, I'll be back in about 2 weeks, I'm gonna read another book before I continue Percy Jackson. Bye!