Me: AGHHHHH THIS IS GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN!

Sophie: What are we reacting to?

Me: MARIO KART!

Sophie: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Everyone else: What?

Me and Sophie: FITZ? HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF MARIO KART?

Fitz: No.

Me and Sophie: *screams* HOW? YOU'VE BEEN IN THE FORBIDDEN CITIES!

Fitz: I don't know.

Dex: *laughs* Sophie and Ravi yelling at Wonderboy? This'll be interesting!

Me: Okay, we're gonna play the newest edition... Mario Kart 8 deluxe!

Sophie: There's an 8? And a deluxe?

Me: Yes! And I'll be getting my own this Christmas! It's for the Nintendo Switch. *Conjures stuffs*

*Crew gets set up and picks characters*

Keefe and Tam: I WANT WALUIGI! *Keefe gets it first*

Tam: Fine! I'll be like... Dry Bones or something.

Linh: I want you to choose a girl!

Tam: Why?

Linh: Our bet?

Me: Wait what?

Linh: Tam thought you gave up on us.

Me; Why would I do... Never mind. I just need good ideas which I do have... But are difficult to plan

Tam: Okay, Pink Gold Peach.

Rest of us: *laughs*

Biana: Well I'll choose Princess Daisy.

Linh: Um... I don't kno- AGH THERE'S A CAT PEACH I CHOOSE HER!

Dex: Um... I'll choose Donkey Kong!

Me: YAS DEX BREAK THAT DK CURSE AGAIN! *coughs* What?

Sophie: That leaves me with... Toadette... No... Isabelle

Keefe: Wait there's Toad? AGH I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL NEXT TIME

*plays a round*

Keefe: Okay, okay, I'm first... NO WHO THE HECK PUT THAT THINGY? *Falls off cliff*

Biana: Hah! Sucks to be you!

Fitz: Not for long!

Dex: Not so fast Wonderboy! *Shoots red shell*

Linh: This is interesting... *Gets blue shell and grins*

Tam: I've been 6th forever! Finally I'm close to first!

Me: That's because the CPU's are on easy! On the DS version, I play the hardest difficulty, on mirror.

Crew except Linh: *bunched together*

Linh: *shoots the blue shell*

Crew except Linh: NOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHO DID THIS!

Linh: *laughs* *crosses finish line*

Tam: I'm getting my revenge on you Linh.

Me: Good job!

Keefe: Why don't you play Ravi?

Me: I wouldn't want to win every single time.

Fitz: Cocky much?

Me: I've played a lot of this. Yes it's on a different device and has other mechanics, but I'd still win!

*Plays next map, which is Rainbow Road*

Me: *laughs*

Dex: I don't like the look of this.

Keefe: *drives like a maniac but falls off* WHAT THE HECK!

Biana: *drives like a maniac but does good* See ya suckers!

Tam: *falls of track* WHAT THE ****

Me: Language! Next time I'll ship you. Then again, Mario Kart does that.

Tam: *sighs*

Me: GO DEX! GO DEX!  Woah Biana you might actually heat me in a game

Fitz: She's not that good.

Biana: Says the one in 4th place!

Fitz: That's it I'm using the shell!

Biana: *backs up before Sophie* *shell hits Sophie*

Sophie: *falls off* I HATE YOU BOTH!

Keefe: WHY AM I LAST!

Tam: Because you suck!

Dex: You're at 7th Tam, you're not much better.

Linh: I am! *Passes Dex*

Me: *conjures popcorn*

Biana: *wins* I'm better than all of you!

Sophie: AGHH! *comes second*

Dex: Linh don't don't...

Linh: *slips on banana peel*

Dex: Yes! *Got third*

Linh: Fourth, good enough.

Biana: Are you two now on the final lap?

Tam: It's his fault!

Me: *eats popcorn* I can barely imagine you both in the hardest difficulty*

Keefe: I KEEP FALLING OFF THE STUPID TRACK!

Us except Tam and Keefe: You let 2 freaking CPU's pass you? You failures!

Keefe: *falls again* I HATE THIS GAME!

Tam: I beat you Keefe! Hah!

Me: *looks at maps* OMS THERE'S CHEEP CHEEP BEACH! ITS THE MAP I DO BEST IN! TICK-TOCK CLOCK YES I LOVE THIS MAP! AGH NINTENDO WHERE THE HECK IS AIRSHIP FORTRESS? AND DK PASS LIKE IT WAS IN KART 7 WHERE IS IT NOW?

Tam: Ravi? Calm down.

Me: Dex? *Shows him map from DS version* Can you work your wonders and make it come in?

*30 minutes later*

Dex: Done! All of them!

Me: Okay play these, and the other two I mentioned.

*Another round*

Keefe: *still last* WHAT THE HECK?

Tam: Well you just suck! *About to staralize (it's a word now and it means to hit someone while starman) Keefe* WHERE'D MY STAR GO?

Me: *mimicking and sings* IF YOU TAKE MY STAR, YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH, AFTER I STEAL IT BACK I'M GOING TO M- oops wrong game.

Tam: That's how I feel.

Sophie: That's nothing in this game. In Mario Part, it's worse. Where's that song from anyway?

Me: Song is my boi Yungtown, it's about Mario Party.

Tam: BUT WHO TOOK MY STAR?

Dex: So this is what the boo does. *Staralizes Biana, Sophie and Linh*

The girls: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Me: YAS DEX!

Dex: *wins*

Me: *cheers* Okay, y'all can play during your own time. *Conjures all the games and extra controllers* Let me know who's the best in each family. And we need a faceoff after that.

Sophie: What made you bring us this anyway?

Me: I was reading Tumblr, and it had ideas of what place you'd come in. Seems about right to me. Biana's first, you, Linh and Dex come next, Fitz is after, CPU's and then Tam, then Keefe. Also I was reading a fanfic and you were playing Mario Kart, so... I'm rambling so much right now so... Bye!