Me: I'm back with another gay ship. This time it's Kam.

Keefe and Tam: *are confused for a split second* *realizes what it is* OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? WHY WOULD YOU SUGGEST THIS? NO I'M NOT GOING TO BE WITH HIM! I HATE YOU FOF SAYING THIS! I'D RATHER KILL MYSELF THAN MARRY HIM!

Me: I said you weren't going to like it. Besides, this'll never happen. I'd cry I'd this and Detz-

Fitz and Dex: *glares and scowls at me*

Me: -were to ever happen. And you two seem to take this easier than those two. *Points to Fitz and Dex*

Keefe: I'm taking it cool because I'm cool.

Me: *facepalms* And you?

Tam: *takes a deep breath* I WILL NOT APPROVE OF ANYONE WHO I CARE ABOUT BE WITH THIS IDIOT HERE. HE'S VERY STUPID AND HE ONLY CARES ABOUT HIS LOOKS. I'M BETTER LOOKING THAM HIM. ECSPECIALLY MY HAIR!

Keefe: You did NOT insult the hair.

Tam: Yes I did you son of a b-

Keefe: Yes, my mom is a total b-

Me: That's enough! I said NO SWEARING! Do you want me to make you use your shadow powers to hurt Biana?

Biana: Why me?

Me: Because Linh is too good to be tortured. And it would make Fitz mad which would be funny.

Fitz: You dare HURT MY SISTER JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE BEING ANNOYING?

Me: Yep! Not that I would actually do it. Just because I don't want to hurt Biana.

Biana: Okay thank goodness! *Sighs in relief*

Me: So how do the rest of you feel?

Everyone except Tam and Keefe: This is hilarious! Those two keep arguing and it would be funny if they got married for real!

Keefe and Tam: *glares at them fiercely*

Me: Before this gets actually violent, I'll just go so it won't be my fault. Bye! *Disappears*