Me: *sighs* Let's get this over with.

Sophie: Uh oh...

Me: *whispers* I'm doing human drinks, including stuff like coffee

Sophie: Bad idea Ravi, bad idea.

Me: I know, I just need ideas. I've got a couple now, but I'm already here so uh... Yeah. *Conjures strawberry banana smoothie and drinks* OKAY I'M READY TO DO THIS!

Fitz: What are you on?

Me: SUGAR!

Keefe: GIMME THE SUGAR

Me: Oh boy, you'll get something even better except not better except I don't even know anymore. Let's start off with tea.

Sophie: I like tea. Though only certain types.

Me: I've never had much tea, I'm more of a juice person. Though I do like peppermint tea. Here try stuff! And here's milk and sugar to help flavour them *gives only 1 packet to Keefe because obviously*

*Takes tea*

Biana: It tastes a little funny, but it states good.

Linh: I love tea!

Tam: The sugar and milk inside doesn't make it taste good.

Me: We ALL expected for you to like black tea.

Tam: The entire fandom?

Me: Of course! We know you enough! Of course you'd not like sugar in these.

Keefe: BUT WHY? I mean the tea is alright but WHY MUST YOU HATE SUGAR?

Sophie: Oh no...

Tam: Because it's too sweet

Keefe: WHAT DO YOU MEAN TOO SWEET? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

Tam: Well it is possible!

Me: TEEFE/KAM IS AN AWESOME SHIP!

Keefe and Tam: OKAY WE'RE DONE!

Everyone else: *laughing*

Fitz, Sophie, Biana and Linh: I really need to use this! He'll finally shut up!

Me: Aren't I amazing?

Dex: This is just... The best!

Me: Why thank you.

Keefe: WHAT CAN I SAY BUT Y-

Us Teefe supporters: TEEFE! TEEFE!

Tam: You just had to drag me.

Me: Okay we're seriously off topic... I wonder why? Okay the rest of you state opinions.

Fitz: It tastes good

Dex: It does.

Sophie: I've already tried this flavour.

Me: Well I don't know so I'm giving random not knowing what flavour to tell the audience!

Sophie: The amount of times the fourth wall had been broken

Me: Was there ever a fourth wall here?

Sophie: True.

Me: As we were speaking of audience, WE HAVE 7K READS BETWEEN ALL 51 CHAPTERS! More precisely, 7824 because I counted.

Dex: So... On average there would be 153 reads? (At the time because I've written this way before. It's close to 10K now)

Me: How did y-

Fitz: Elves are smart.

Me: Another downside I guess to not being a full elf. I had to use the calculator! And here you are doing it instantly in your minds. Off topic again BACK AND NO MORE OFF TOPIC! hopefully, maybe. Except there will be a couple more off topic stuff because I know. Let's try a smoothie! My favourite is a strawberry banana smoothie, as you saw me drink earlier.

Sophie: That's not too bad.

Me: I like it because it's sweet. My mom used to make smoothies and we use ginger a-

Sophie: WHAT? WHO PUTS GINGER IN A SMOOTHIE?

Me: My mom does. The thing is, I "forget" to get it out half the time. I HATE IT! And we didn't have any bananas, which are the most important fruit.

Everyone else: Why?

Me: *conjures stuff and makes the smoothie described below*

Dex: It looks like s-

Me: A drink? Of course it does I'm not surprised. Now why don't you all try it?

Crew: *drinks only a sip* Ugh this is awful! It's just terrible!

Tam: It's not even bitter, just straight up the worst.

Keefe: Yeah, the worst drink. And I've had much worse! So why are bananas important?

Me: It makes it sweet. The terribleness was awful, so you don't want to drink it slow, but there a bajillion ginger hair thingies so you need to drink it slow. Next time, the bananas went in and it tasted infinitely better. Here try it now.

Crew: *drinks it* Oh my you're right. This is actually edible now.

Me: You see the difference 1 banana makes?

Crew: *nods*

Me: Here's the thing I'm going to regret, try some coffee. *Secretly conjures a slumberry tea*

Sophie and Fitz: NONONONONONONONONO DONT DO THAT!

Me: You know about it Fitz?

Fitz: Yeah, it's a really popular drink. I've tried it once myself.

Keefe: Ew what is that?

Me, Fitz and Sophie: *laughs* This will be your favourite drink.

Keefe: Is it sweet?

Me: Oh it's better than sweet. Luckily I'm prepared

Keefe: *tastes* Eh it's okay... I don't know what you mean.

Linh: I don't like it.

Dex and Biana: I like it!

Tam: I only like it without the stuff

Me: So black?

Tam: Yes.

Keefe: *starting to run around* I GET WHY ITS GOOD NOW! THIS STUFF KEEPS ME AWAKE!

Me: *uses powers* Come here and drink this.

Keefe: *drinks the slumberry tea* *falls asleep*

Tam: Great job. But this energy is way too much for me.

Linh, Fitz and Sophie: I agree.

Me: So uh... Um.... How long will Keefe be asleep for?

Biana: For the rest of the day, which is a good thing.

Tam: Yeah, you're much more tolerable now. *Constantly bouncing leg*

Me: *glares* OMS YOUR LEG IS BOUNCING L- *takes deep breath* Okay I'm good.

Most of the crew: YES REFERENCES TO-

Me: Just chill. Wow I'm such a hypocrite. Also wow this is the second react in a row where I've insulted yourself.

Linh: You're an amazing person Ravi!

Me: Aww thanks. BUT WE'RE NOT DONE YET! We've only tried 3 things! Next, Fruit Punch! It's a fruit juice.

Crew except Keefe: *tries it*

Linh: I like the fruit, can we try some of these later?

Me: Yeah, I'll make y'all react to fruits and vegetables. Just not yet.

Biana: It looks good, and it tastes good

Sophie and Fitz: It does taste good.

Tam: It's okay.

Me: *looks like I'm about to explode* WHY? THIS IS MY FAVOURITE DRINK!

Tam: Relax, it's not the worst drink I've tried.

Me: Okay fine, you're forgiven. Dex? Can you make a thing where it could keep the drink c- you know what never mind. *Conjures a mini fridge* Okay make it so it'll work without power.

Dex: Now?

Me: Nah, 1 last thing. It's milk/hot chocolate!

Sophie: I love hot chocolate! Especially on a cold winter day!

Fitz: I've never tried it.

Me and Sophie: Um... Excuse me? One does not simply be in the Forbidden Cities in the middle of winter and not try hot chocolate! Now you all must try it now!

Me: I'm making it cold here so it works better. It doesn't taste as good when it's the middle of summer and you're boiling. *Froster powers have been activated*. Oh and Dex? *Conjures a second mini fridge* Can you make it so it keeps stuff hot instead of cold?

Dex: I'll do it.

Tam: Why?

Me: Because Keefe needs to try this stuff.

Tam: He'll be fine.

Me: B-BUT!

Fitz: Tam's right, he should never try these things. Next thing we know, he'll have a whole lifetime supply of coffee.

Me: Oh fudge, you're right!

Everyone else except Fitz: Did you just agree with Fitz?

Me: I've agreed with him before... Like when he nominated Keefe and Dex to share the lufterator! KEEFEX!

Sophie: I love my fandoms and all, but this is growing into an unhealthy obsession.

Me: SHUT UP NO IT'S NOT! But yeah I have done a lot of Keefex fangirling these past couple of days. *Squeals* Now y'all should actually try this.

Sophie: I love it!

Fitz: It's good!

Linh and Biana: It's a little hot, but good!

Dex: What are these white things?

Me and Sophie: *glance at each other* *laugh nervously* Um... About that...

Everyone else: *drops their cups* ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IT'S MEAT?

Me and Sophie: It's made from meat.

Everyone else: *ready to explode*

Me: Calm the heckaroni down please.

Linh: BUT THE PRECIOUS ANIMALS WERE KILLED TO MAKE THIS DRINK!

Keefe: *wakes up*

Tam: *mutters* Now you've done it, he's awake now.

Me: *smiles* Keefe go back to sleep.

Keefe: *drinks more slumberry tea*

Dex: Why'd you put him back to sleep?

Me: I don't feel like dealing with him right now. Besides, why do you want him to be awake? So he can b-

Dex: Okay stop. Yes Keefex isn't that bad of a ship, but do you need to repeat it over and over again?

Me: *gasps* DEX! YOU BETRAYED ME!*eyes are getting watery* I'M TELLING MOM *disappears*

Linh: DEX! WHY?

Dex: Did you like when Ravi was shipping you?

Linh: No.

Dex: That's why.

Me+Mixyne: *transforms* *appears*

Everyone else: WHAT? WHO ARE YOU?

Me+Mixi: WE ARE CRYSAL AND DAYBREAKER! WE ARE HERE TO- wait... We're stupid. We can't hurt the precious cinnamon roll!

Mixi: But Dex don't ever that to her again. *Disappears*

Dex: *gulps* Okay.

Me: *no longer is Crysal* I wish it was Wonderboy who said it.

Everyone else: What just happened?

Me: *conjures lifetime supply of drinks* Okay go do your thingy I don't feel like being here bye!