Me: Well I'm back with an interesting new set of ships. Because these ships are gay ships. This time it's Detz. Something I understand, but don't like. Only because previous Dex do-

Fitz and Dex: WHAT? WHY IS THIS A SHIP? HE WOULD BE THE LAST PERSON I WOULD EVER WANT TO MARRY. WHY IS THE FANDOM SO WEIRD? KILL ME NOW!!

Linh and Biana: Awww, they said the same thing at the same time. How adorable.

Fitz and Dex: SHUT THE F-

Me: Sheesh I know you hate this ship but no need to swear. This is kid-friendly okay? Now this'll never happen. Maybe in fanfics though.

Everyone else except Sophie: Fanfics?

Sophie: Basically when people make stories based on books.

Tam: So you're saying that some person could write about them being together.

Keefe: This is hilarious right now. Wonderboy and Techie Boy? *Starts laughing*

Me: You're not going to like the next one. Though it is funny considering this could never happen. If there is a gay ship, it better be something else way better. *Cough Keefex cough*

Sophie: This ship isn't that bad.

Dex and Fitz: Yes, yes it is that bad

Me: Well I've got your opinions and I'm going now bye! *Disappears*