Sophie: Why is this story so loooong?

Dex: Biana, keep reading.

Biana: Okay!

"And then Linh appeared and grabbed Sophie and Biana and leaped them into Biana's bedroom."

Sophie: What does your bedroom even look like?

Fitz: One word. Pink.

Biana: Fitz!

""We need to have a serious talk about boys," Linh said."

Sophie: Oh, no.

Linh: I wouldn't ever say that.

Keefe: Well, now we know what you girls talk about when there aren't any guys around.

Sophie: Yeah, it's called complaining about you. *high fives Biana*

""What's so wrong about them? Especially your brother, Tam," Biana said dreamily."

Sophie, Keefe, Fitz, Linh, and Dex: *cracking up*

Keefe: *still laughing* Wow, Biana, that sounds just like you!

Biana: KEEFE! *hits his arm*

Tam: *to Linh* Why can't I leave?

Linh: *giggles* Just listen to the story.

"Meanwhile Tam and Fitz were yelling about stealing sisters,"

Keefe: Ooh DRAMA! *makes shocked face with hands on cheeks*

Sophie: *laughs*

Dex: I kinda feel like this would happen though...

Tam and Fitz: *glares at Dex*

Biana: He does have a point.

Tam and Fitz: *glares at Biana*

"And Keefe and Dex were arguing about how Sophie likes THEM."

Dex: Sophie, no offense, but I don't really like you that way. *whispers* Anymore...

Keefe: What was that?

Dex: Nothing.

Sophie: That's okay Dex, I'm not offended.

Keefe: I'm surprised that 'Story Me' is battling 'Story Dex', not 'Story Fitz'.

Fitz: Excuse me?

Keefe: I don't see you denying that you like Sophie.

Fitz: I don't see you denying that either.

Keefe and Fitz: *intently staring at each other*

*a minute later*

Biana: Not that it isn't fun watching you guys flirt with each other, but I'd like to continue the story.

Keefe: *looks at Biana* Wait, what?

Biana: *points at herself* Me, Biana. Biana finish story.

"In Biana's bedroom the girls decided to share their half of their stories."

Sophie: Their half of their stories? That... doesn't sound right...

Dex: Shouldn't it just say 'their stories'?

Biana: Personally, I'd go with 'their tales of true love', but that's just me.

Everyone: *looks weirdly at Biana*

Biana: Kid-ding.

Keefe: More like 'comparing make-out sessions'.

Everyone: *looks at Keefe weirdly*

Keefe: What? It's the truth.

"They didn't know that Grady, Edaline, Alden, and the rest of the parents were having tea."

Sophie: Oh no.

Biana: What's tea?

Sophie: It's a human drink.

Dex: What about Della and my parents?

Keefe: And I doubt either of my parents would be spending time with any of your parents.

Linh: *points at Tam* Us too.

Fitz: This is true.

"Then they overheard the girl's WHOLE CONVERSATION."

Sophie: This will NOT end well.

Biana: You don't have to say that again.

Keefe: Ha ha! You're in trouble!

Sophie: Keefe, remember the fact that this is a fanfiction, a story, it never happened... No? Okay.

"Grady got so mad he came in and took Sophie home and put tape over her mouth so she couldn't kiss anyone and then grounded her for a year."

Everyone: *shocked expression*

Sophie: Wow... Umm... That's extreme.

Linh: Uh-huh...

Fitz: Definitely...

"The other parents did the same."

Linh: Wait, didn't we establish that my parents weren't with your parents?

"When Fitz came home he realized what had happened,"

Keefe: I don't think Fitz is smart enough to figure out what happened.

Fitz: *glares at Keefe*

Biana: How come only the girls were punished? Sexism!

"And he told the other guys and then they rescued the girls,"

Biana: I don't have to be rescued!

Fitz: Sorry sis, but you kinda did.

Biana: *glares at Fitz*

"And they all ran away to the Black Swan's hideout, the tree-house."

Sophie: Oh, I remember that place.

Keefe: More window slumber parties, Foster?

Sophie: You know it.

Linh: *whispers to Dex* They're flirting AGAIN?

Dex: *whispers back* You know it.

"They all kissed each other."

Fitz: How does that work?

Biana: I don't think we want to know.

"Dex was sad so he started kissing his arm so he wasn't lonely."

Sophie, Linh, Tam, Fitz, Biana, and Keefe: *combined laughing and cringing*

Dex: I wouldn't ever do that. Besides, when single people are lonely, they kiss other lonely people, not THEIR ARMS.

Sophie: *still laughing* And you know this how?

Keefe: *high fives Sophie* Good one, Foster!

Dex: *mumbles something about stupid friends*

"And then Marella appeared and kissed Dex because she was lonely too."

Biana: Oh, Deeeeex! Your prediction came true!

Dex: *quietly* Why do I even have friends? I could just be home-schooled, or spend all my time in the library or something.

Sophie: Umm... Why is Marella even in this?

"Then Mr. Forkle came in and then walked right back out,"

Tam: That's a good idea. Better than what we chose to do, i.e. read the entire thing.

Linh: C'mon Tam, this is funny.

Tam: If you say so...

"Because "You kids and your relationships.""

Fitz: Those are his favourite words.

Keefe: Your relationships?

Fitz: No, 'You kids'

Sophie: He's right, you know.

"He told all the other PARENTS!"

Keefe: Well, that was unexpected.

Tam: No, it wasn't.

"Then the parents all came in and yelled at them so they all leaped to the forbidden cities"

Dex: *thoughtful expression* Wait, all includes the parents too. So they leaped to the forbidden cities to hide from their parents, with their parents? Not a great plan.

Sophie: What he said.

"And bought a hotel and hung out there."

Sophie: They bought a hotel?

Fitz: Not a hotel room, but an actual hotel.

Biana: Because that makes so much sense.

"That night their parents appeared so they jumped in the pool and held their breath until their parents left."

Sophie: Well, elves ARE good at holding their breath.

Biana: Wait, since when is there a pool?

Sophie: Most hotels have pools included that the guests can use while they're there.

Dex: Seems unsanitary...

Sophie: It is.

"Their parents could not find them."

Fitz: They must not have looked very hard, I mean, pools are transparent, right?

Keefe: No silly, they're cloudy and maroon. Duh.

Sophie: Pools are transparent. Stop trying to confuse him, Keefe.

Keefe: It's not very difficult.

Biana: It doesn't matter if pools are cloudy, clear, or even chartreuse, they still wouldn't be able to see me. Vanisher, remember?

Fitz: Yes, Biana, we ALL remember. You don't need to keep reminding us.

Biana: *glares at Fitz*

" The couples kissed underwater."

Everyone: *looking around awkwardly and blushing*

Keefe: When did this happen? I mean, they just kissed. No one said anything about couples.

Biana: Ahh, so now you're the love expert, hmm?

Keefe: Why, would you like to fill in for me?

Biana: No, I was considering nominating Sophie. I mean, she has so much experience. *winks at Sophie*

Linh and Keefe: *laughing*

Sophie: *blushes even more*

"Then they came back up for air and then the Neverseen appeared and kidnapped all of them."

Sophie: Well, that was abrupt.

Keefe: Roses are red, cactuses are prickly, let me just say, that escalated quickly.

Biana: *sarcastically* Nice poem.

Keefe: Thanks!