A/N: Ok, I made a story with my friend. It's one of those ones where one person writes a sentence and then passes it to the other person and so on... Sorry for the run-on sentence. (By the way, my writing isn't usually this bad.)

Sophie: I found a story about us!

Tam: More fanfiction? Really? I thought we were done with that.

Dex: I doubt we'll ever be done with it. *shudders*

Biana: I'll read it out loud! *takes papers from Sophie*

"Sophie was tired of Keefe's pranks."

Tam: We all are.

Linh: Shh! She's trying to read!

"So she decided to prank him. She asked Dex for a special elixir that would make Keefe's hair fall out and make it green."

Keefe: Do you even make those Dex? Cause if you do I want one.

Dex: I don't make those Keefe, calm down.

Fitz: Wait, does your hair fall out and then turn green? That doesn't make much sense.

Sophie: I doubt any of this story will make sense.

"She put the elixir in Keefe's water bottle. The next day Keefe came to school with green hair,"

Dex: But isn't his hair supposed to fall out?

"He blamed Fitz and Dex,"

Fitz and Dex: Hey! *glares at Keefe*

Keefe: It's a fanfiction! I didn't write that!

Sophie: Guys! Listen to the story!

"So he decided to prank them back. He asked Biana for some makeup elixirs to use, and she obliged (because she liiiiiiikes him)."

Biana: Excuse me?

Fitz: Well we all knew that.

Keefe: I bet Sophie just told you.

Sophie: Well, yeah. How else would he have figured it out? *high fives Keefe*

Fitz: Come on guys.

"He put sling shots in their lockers with the makeup ready in it."

Fitz: How does that work?

Keefe: If 'Story Keefe' wanted to prank 'Story Dex' and 'Story Fitz' wouldn't he just sneak the makeup elixirs into their food?

Dex: The sling shot wouldn't even work. I did some calculations and *starts talking about techie stuff*

Tam: Ok, we get it, you're a nerd.

Dex: Hmph! *glares at Tam*

"When Dex and Fitz opened their lockers, makeup came shooting right on their faces! But they didn't know."

Dex: How would we not notice this?

Fitz: I mean, we're not idiots.

Keefe: Are you sure? *smirks*

Tam: Really Keefe? That's juvenile.

Linh: Tam, be nice.

Keefe: Yeah, Tam!

Sophie: Keefe, you too!

Keefe: Fine.

Biana: What a waste! I mean, they don't even need makeup.

Sophie: Just keep telling the story!

"When they walked in the halls, everyone laughed."

Dex: I bet Stina started it!

Biana: Shush!

"They didn't realize that they were wearing makeup,"

Tam: Well, duh!

Fitz: Hey, didn't it say that before?

"When Sophie came in and wiped the makeup off their faces, then yelled at Keefe for being an idiot."

Fitz, Dex, Biana, and Tam: *applauding Sophie*

Tam: I like this book now.

Clairebear: *appears* You won't soon! *disappears*

Sophie: What was that?

Biana: Oh no, not the author again!

"Biana giggled when Keefe and Sophie were yelling at each other."

Biana: That's pretty accurate actually.

"Then Keefe and Sophie threw pencils at each other,"

Keefe: Hey, didn't that happen in this book?

Dex: I bet the author wrote this part!

Tam: Great detecting, Sherlock.

Sophie: How do you know who Sherlock is?

Tam: I don't. The author just thought it was a good comeback.

Linh: Don't break the fourth wall!

"And one hit Biana,"

Biana: Hey!

Keefe: It was an accident! Wait, what?

"and then she started throwing pencils at them and one hit Dex and Fitz,"

Fitz: Did the same pencil hit both of us?

Sophie: Don't ask me!

Clairebear: *appears* Or me!

Fitz: But you wrote it!

Clairebear: Yes, but I don't understand it. *disappears*

Biana: Why does she keep doing that?

Linh: I dunno.

"And then they all threw pencils at each other. Dame Alina came in and yelled at them but she got impaled by a pencil and died."

Everyone: *shocked expression*

Sophie: Well, that escalated quickly.

Keefe: I'm thinking it's not just me that doesn't like Dame Alina.

"Tam and Linh came in and asked if they missed something. Everyone just laughed and started throwing pencils at dead Dame Alina to see which one came closest to stabbing her heart."

Everyone: *same shocked expression*

Biana: I wouldn't...

Fitz: Why did we...

Dex: Why did the author...

Keefe: Who would even...

Sophie: Why would they...

Clairebear: *appears again* I promise I didn't write that part.

Linh: Why are you...

Tam: Who wrote...

Clairebear: Whoakay then... *disapparates*

"Then Tam shadow traveled away with Linh because everyone was insane."

Tam: Yeah, that sounds like me.

"Fitz asked where Linh was, then leaped away to find her."

Keefe: Oh, Fiiiiiitz!

Fitz: *annoyed* Yes?

Keefe: Do you like anyoneee?

Fitz: Shut up, Keefe.

Keefe: It doesn't matter if you telll! I'm an empaaaaath! So I can tell what you're feeeeling!

Fitz: Shut up, Keefe!

Keefe: And I can tell that yooou liiiiike someooooooneeee!

Fitz: Keefe! *hits him*

Keefe: Fitz! *hits him back*

Fitz and Keefe: *fighting*

Sophie: Guys!

Fitz and Keefe: Sorry, Sophie.

-end of part 1-

A/N: Hey. Sorry I haven't published in long time. I'll try to put up the next part today, or if not, at least this week. (Also, I've spent a lot of time just replying to comment chains. You know who you are.)