http://lost-cities-keeper.wikia.com/wiki/Sophie_and_Fitz

A/N: Over 25k reads and OVER 700 VOTES! WHAT? When did this happen? (probably when I was gone for four months) (sorryyyyy) Anyway, THANK YOU GUYS! I know I do this a lot but I do want to thank everyone for continuing to support this book for over a year and a half! Hooray! And now, back to our scheduled programming...

(I'm not including EVERY moment because that would be less funny and take an additional five chapters to tell.)

Recap:

Dex: Guys, I found something!

Keefe: Is it more fanfiction?

Dex: Nooooo... It's a wiki. And it's all about us!

Biana: *clicks on page* Okay, so we have... Sophie and Fitz.

"Sophitz/Fitzphie is the ship name between Sophie Elizabeth Foster and Fitzroy Avery Vacker."

Sophie: *buries face in hands*

"They share many romantic moments (listed below)-"

Biana: What there's romantic moments listed below? I MUST LOOK AT THESE!

Sophie: Oh Biana no- nevermind she's already scrolling...

Now:

Biana: Wow, there are A LOT of these.

Sophie: *blushes and covers her face with her hair*

Dex: *half annoyed, half teasing* I'm sure there are.

Sophie: *muffled* Shut up.

"Sophie's heart flutters involuntarily when she first meets Fitz, saying his smile belonged on a movie screen. "He was probably fifteen and by far the cutest boy she'd ever seen.""

Keefe: Only before I showed up, right Foster?

Sophie: *rolls eyes*

Keefe: You don't even need to respond, I know you know it's true.

Fitz: I doubt it.

Keefe: *glares at Fitz*

Dex: Are we not going to acknowledge that Sophie thinks Fitz is the cutest boy ever?

Linh: I'm sure a lot of people think that.

Biana: Really, and who would those be?

Linh: *blushes*

"It takes Sophie 30 words to describe Fitz's smile."

Biana, Dex, Linh: *dying of laughter*

Tam: *chuckles* Why did someone even count that though?

Keefe: *trying not to laugh* These people are crazy.

Fitz: *blushing* True. *transmitting to Sophie* Is this true?

Sophie: Maybe... *blushes even more*

Fitz: *also blushes more* Oh... Okay. *smiles*

"Fitz saves Sophie when the telephone pole was about to fall on her, knocking her out of the way."

Fitz: Oh, yeah, that...

Biana: WHAT?

Dex: YOU ALMOST GOT CRUSHED BY A... telephone pole?

Sophie: *emerges from her hair* Right, I forgot about that.

Keefe: HOW COULD YOU FORGET SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

Sophie: Well, compared to what happens the rest of the time, that seemed relatively forgettable.

Tam: She does have a point.

"Sophie showers, puts on her best jeans, and a shirt that brings out the gold flecks in her eyes - which she'd never worn - because she wanted to look good when seeing Fitz again."

Biana: Hmm, I wonder why...

Keefe: Is there a reason you wanted to look good for Fitz? *wiggles his eyebrows at Sophie*

Sophie: *stands up* Okay, I'm leaving.

Tam: *also stands up* Take me with you.

Biana: Guyyyys... *pouts*

Tam: *looks slightly conflicted*

Linh: Tam, stay, or I'll buy another pet!

Tam: *sits back down* Sorry, Sophie, you're on your own.

Keefe: *grabs Sophie* You're not leaving. I won't let you.

Sophie: *blushes* Fine, just let go.

Keefe: No.

Biana: *smirks and coughs loudly* Let's keep reading guys.

Keefe and Sophie: *immediately separate and blush*

"Fitz comforts Sophie after she... drugged her human family."

Sophie: *looks sad and sick*

Dex: *hugs Sophie*

"Before leaving, Biana sees their connected hands and glares. Sophie notices and tries to unsuccessfully pull away."

Biana: Oh god don't remind me.

Sophie: You used to hate me. *laughs* That was awhile ago.

Biana: I don't ANYMORE!

"Sophie likes Fitz's nexus a bit more than she would like to admit."

Biana: Realllllly? I wonde-

Sophie: *blushing* *halfheartedly* STOP saying that!

"It took Sophie all her willpower not to agree with Marella that Fitz is super cute."

Dex, Biana, Linh, Tam, and Keefe: *laughing in the background*

Fitz: *looks surprised* Really?

Sophie: *blushing really red* Really what?

Fitz: Marella thinks I'm cute?

Sophie: *turns slightly less red* Yeeaaahhh? I dunno if she still does.

Biana: It's not just Marella. *winks at Sophie*

Sophie: *rolls her eyes*

"Dex notices that Sophie likes Fitz."

Dex: It was pretty obvious.

Sophie: Shutupshutupshutup

Fitz: *low-key having an existential crisis*

"Fitz is among the people who begin sitting at Sophie's table instead of their normal table."

Keefe: How is this a moment? Didn't like three other people join too?

Biana: *whispers so only Keefe can hear* You're just jealous we're spending so much time on Sophitz.

Keefe: *whispers back* Shuuut uuuup.

"Sophie looks at her nexus, seeing the aquamarine stone, and immediately thinks of Fitz"

Tam: Well, it is his nexus. Just putting that out there.

Sophie: How'd you know about that? You weren't even there while I had that nexus.

Tam: *looks sideways at Biana* I'm just psychic.

Sophie: Riiiiiiiiight.

"Fitz carried Sophie to the Healing Center when she had a deadly reaction to limbium. Sophie describes it as strong arms carrying her to safety."

Biana: *imitating Sophie* Oh, Fitz, what strong arms you have.

Dex: *imitating Fitz* All the better to carry you with my dear.

Both: *burst out laughing*

Sophie: Very funny guys.

Linh: What did you guys get up to before we were here?

Keefe: You don't want to know.

Fitz: *still existential crisising*

"Fitz says he forgives her for vomiting on him."

Tam: Yeah, that sounds really romantic.

Sophie: *buries her face in her hands* Don't remind me. I still feel terrible.

Fitz: *wraps his arm around her shoulders* That's okay. I don't mind.

Biana: *whispers to Dex* Now I want to vomit.

Dex: *whispers back* I'm with you there.

"Sophie thinks about how Fitz's eyes have a way of turning her brain to mush."

Linh: *giggles* So do you look at his eyes a lot then?

Keefe, Dex, Fitz, and Tam: *laughing*

Biana: *shocked laughter* That was mean!

"Sophie thinks about how being a friend was way better than being a sister to Fitz."

Dex: *snickers*

Sophie: *blushes*

Biana: I can vouch that being his sister isn't the best, at least.

Fitz: *rolls his eyes at Biana*

"Fitz can now transmit to Sophie. He's the only elf, beside Mr. Forkle, to be able to do so."

Biana: Maybe if you're doing romantic moments, don't mention that Mr. Forkle can also transmit to Sophie. Just a thought.

Sophie: Yeah, this is hilarious, but how much longer is it?

Biana: Calm down, I'll skim. *starts scrolling* *long pause* Hold up! I saw "love"!

Dex and Linh: *perk up*

Biana: Never mind, she was inflicting love on Grady. *already scrolling again*

Keefe: What does that have to do with Sophitz?

Biana: Don't ask me.

Keefe: I saw my name! *takes the mouse*

"Fitz smiles at Sophie and says that Keefe is not nearly as awesome as she is."

Keefe: Fitz! You said I wasn't as awesome as Sophie?

Fitz: *rolls his eyes*

Keefe: I mean, it's true, but I AM STILL OFFENDED!

Sophie: You really think I'm more awesome than you? I'm surprised and amazed.

Keefe: *half-jokingly* Well that's just how much I care about you Foster.

Fitz: *raises eyebrows and coughs*

Keefe: Don't worry Fitzy, love you too.

Fitz: Not what I was worried about.

Sophie: *blushes*

Biana: *sighs* Keefe, gimme my mouse back. *keeps scrolling* Let's check out the comments section!

Sophie: Or not.

Biana: *fake evil cackles* Too late.