Clairebear: I have found a wild Alebazi!

Sophie: What's that?

Alebazi: IT'S A ME! (MARIO)

Sophie: Who are you people anyway?

Clairebear: I am the creator of this fanfiction, and this is my sidekick!

Alebazi: YAAAAAY!

Fitz: What's fanfiction?

Alebazi: Prepare your feeble elf-brains, because we have been beamed down here to teach you.

Fitz: We do not have feeble elf-brains! Did you know that-

Keefe: Shut up Fitz, no one cares.

Clairebear: Apparently, we will now ruin your innocence with fanfiction.

Biana: Okkkaaaay. But you can't ruin everyone's innocence.

Clairebear: Why not?

Biana: Because Keefe is already broken.

Keefe: I'm torn between being insulted and agreeing.

Tam: Why are we doing this?

Dex: Do we even trust these people?

Linh: This "Clairebear" person seems okay, but I'm not so sure about her friend...

Alebazi: *swinging off the ceiling on a chandelier upside down* YOU CAN TOTALLY TRUST ME!!!!!!

Clairebear: How did you get up- never mind...

Fitz: Can we get on with this "fanfiction" stuff now?

Alebazi: *jumps off the chandelier and lands on Fitz* Yes.

Fitz: *Muffled* Please call off your attack dog.

Alebazi: *hits him* I'm not a dog! I'm a cat!

Clairebear: I thought you were a Mario.

Linh: What?

Clairebear: Just roll with it. Innocence ruining is a go people! Innocence ruining is a go for launch!

Tam: I'm not so sure I trust either of them...

Clairebear: *opens laptop and looks up KOTLC fanfics* TA-DA! *clicks on one*

Elves: *muttering nervously*

Spongebob Narrator: 10 minutes later.

Please continue to part 2

Clairebear: See you in like ten minutes when we publish the next part.

Alebazi: MERP!