spoilers ofc be careful if you haven't read all the books :)

Me: *teleports keeper crew into light pink room with one window*

Me: Hi!

Biana: EEEEEEEE PINK

Fitz: Here again?

Me: Here again!

Sophie: So what are we reacting to this time?

Me: Ships!

Dex: What are those?

Me: A ship is when you ship someone with another someone. Its also short for relationship.

Fitz, Dex, Keefe, and Tam: Wait, what?

Me: I almost forgot! Today Wylie's reacting with you guys! *teleports Wylie into room*

Wylie: Wait, where am I? Who are you? 

Linh: *blushes* 

Me: You are in my react room, I'm kotlc10 but you can call me Coral, and today you will be reacting to ships!

Wylie: What are ships?

Me: if you ship someone with someone it mean you ship them to be together, like boyfriend and girlfriend. Also, it's short for relationship.

Sophie: Why wasn't he here in the previous reacts?

Me: Because he wasn't included in those. Moving on!

Me: First ship: Sophitz!

Fitz: What does that mean?

Sophie: *hides behind hair*

Me: Sophie, I think you know!

Sophie: nope. not coming out

Me: Fine. Anyone else?

Biana: OOH OOH ME ME MEEEEE

Me: ...yes Biana?

Biana: That would be if Fitz and Sophie were dating!

Fitz and Sophie: *blushes*

Me: Correct! So personally this is not my favorite ship...

Fitz: *glares at me*

Sophie: *blushes*

Me: But i'll put it here because its pretty common!

Linh: So what is you favorite ship then?

Me: Well... I ship Sokeefe, Tiana, and Winh. And Dex and Marella, but I dont know the name for that.

Everyone except me and Fitz: *blushes*

Fitz: wait what about me?

Me: You can live alone.

Fitz: I'm not sure if I like that idea...

Me: You don't have to.

Fitz: Wait what?

Me: Okay, we've gotten a bit off track here so lets go back to our first ship. Sophitz. So, Sophie, it says that you don't feel right about kissing Fitz in front of Keefe. Does this mean you love Keefe not Fitz?

Sophie: Wait, what says that? Also, NO COMMENT.

Me: You have to answer, Sophie.

Sophie: NO.

Fitz and Keefe: DON'T FORCE HER YOU HORRIBLE PERSON!!!!1

Me: See there Sophie! You have to choose!

Sophie: Fine... *levitates up to the ceiling and falls down, teleports*

Me: Darn it. Lost her. Guess we'll just move onto the next ship then. 

Sophie: *teleports back* I'm back!

Me: Knew it. *makes it so that no one can teleport out* And the next one is Sokeefe!

Sophie: Oops. *tries to teleport out again* *fails* WHAT

Me: Can't teleport now! 

Sophie: NOOOOOOO

Me: YESSSSSSS

Me: Okay, so Sokeefe. I support this one.

Fitz: Why?

Keefe: THANK YOU 

Me: So, Sokeefe is the best because the two have had so many moments together and Sophie always feels wrong kissing Fitz around Keefe and in book 8.5 Keefe tells Sophie that he will miss her more than she knows and they feel lost with each other so sorry if you don't ship it but i do.

(not me predicting the future)

Fitz: bit of a run on sentence there...

Keefe: YASSSSSS THANK YOU!!!!

Sophie: *hides behind hair*

Me: Its amazing Fitz!!!

Fitz: nope not agreeing

Linh: I ship it!

Keefe: ME TOO

Me: That's enough for that one, on to the next!

Biana: Which one is it this time?

Me: Biana and Keefe!

Biana: I suddenly regret saying that.

Keefe: *tries to hide behind hair but fails*

Tam: HAHA HAIR BOY DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH HAIR HAHAH\

Keefe: Sorry Biana...

Biana: *Blushes*

Me: Okay Biana, it's so obvious you have a crush on Keefe! Everyone knows it!

Biana: *blushes more*

Me: Onto the next one!

Sophie: that was so short!

Me: Too bad! Okay, now for Tiana!

Tam: *blushes but glances at Biana*

Biana: *blushes and looks away*

Me: I ship this!

Tam and Biana: Why?

Me: You two are perfect together! What you just did is proving my point perfectly!

Tam and Biana: *blushes*

Linh: *giggles*

Me: Tam, you keep sneaking glances at Biana!

Tam: *sneaks glance at Biana but quickly blushes and looks away*

Me: Biana, you too!

Biana: *blushes*

Me: Also Tam, you said that you like brunettes! There's so much proof!

Wylie: I think you forgot i was here.

Me: Sorry Wylie! Well i guess that means we can do Winh now!

Linh: *blushes*

Sophie: like the baby Alicorn?

Keefe: WHO SHOULD'VE BEEN NAMED THE KEEFESTER

Me: nope, like the romantic pairing of Linh and Wylie!

Tam: *steps in between Linh and Wylie then glares at Wylie*

Wylie: *backs away*

Linh: *moves toward Wylie then blushes*

Me: *looks at Linh* 

Linh and Wylie: *blushes*

Me: Linh, you always go to check on Wylie!

Linh: im leaving bye *jumps out window*

Everyone: *gasps* 

Tam: NOOOOOOO LINH!!!!!!!!! *tries to follow Linh out the window but Dex and Fitz hold him back*

Me: She caught herself with the water!

Everyone: *looks out window* *relaxes when they see Linh catch herself with water*

Me: Well i guess we can end this chapter here. Say bye!

Everyone except me: BYEEEEEE!!!

Thnx for reading this! I'm srry if its cringy or bad but no hate plz.

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