Heh I'm gonna try this so yeah. :D

*important part of kotlc story*

Dex: Frick this shicst I'm out! *yeets self out of story*

Keefe: *is in the Neverseen*

*record scratch*

Keefe: so, you're probably wondering how I got into the situation... *music plays*

Sophie: I wish the Black Swan wasn't so vague!

Also Sophie: *is super vague*

Everyone else: -.-

Linh: Well, Tam isn't here right...

Tam when he comes from the Neverseen: WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO??

Linh: *has dozens of cats around her* IM MAKING A FAMILY!

Keefe: *falls from ceiling*

Dex: Hey Keefe 

Keefe: hey Dex. That hurt.

Fitz: Sophie I love you.

Sophie: Awww

Fitz: But I'm going to hurt you and expect you to forgive me yet again.

Sophie: *frowns* aw

Sophie: *has Keefe and Fitz fighting for her* Ugh Biana this is soooo annoying

Biana: *has Tam and Dex fighting for her* You're telling me?!

Fitz in the underground baby troll area with Alvar in a pod: I'm alone in this place and I can do whatever I want!

Fitz:* Stops pushing buttons and tries to kill Alvar*

Yeah yeah I referenced a ton of vines I know... I just want to thank you all for so many views, I never imagined I could come this far with such a cringy book! XD

-Pup