Tam P.O.V 

So, let me get this straight. 
I am a "character" from a "series of books" and you've been stalking me and Linh for three years straight, "reading" about me, and now you want me to... "talk" about stuff. 

Luna (me): *nods vigorously* 

And I'm here because, I'm your favorite "character"? 

Luna: Yup! 

Ok, first off I have a question. Why do I have to do this? I mean leaking all your personal information doesn't seem like a good idea, and I mean, I'm not really getting anything out of this. You literally flew to Alluvetture, snatched me up, deposited me inside a giant cage and then carried my away on the back of a flaredon. I've been legit kidnapped and you're still expecting me to listen to you? 

Luna: *sighs* If you don't, then I'm gonna have to go and kidnap Linh. 

Why Linh! Ok, fine, fine I'll start talking, as long as you don't touch Linh or mention the fact that I've been overpowered by a.... *eyes me* 13 year old?

Luna: HEY! I'm not 13! 

Anyways, so, I'm Tam. And my last name is Song, but don't associate me with that last name, I have already cut all bonds that tie me to that pitiful excuse for a family. I've got a twin sister, and if you have a problem with that, then you can just HEAD OUT. 

Luna: Less aggressive! People are going to be watching this! 

ExCUSE me? Watching this? I thought this was just a private thing! 

Luna: Well it's not! And keep going! 

Yeah so anyways, I've got a twin sister, who is NOT older than me, I'm older than her, so don't believe anything anyone says about that. My sisters the Girl of Many Floods, remember her? She also flooded an ogre city, and held up basically the entire ocean with her powers so don't mess with her or else I'll personally kill you. 

Luna: STOP! I just realized we have questions we need you to answer, so you've gotta answer them! So shut up!

ExCuSe Me???? 

Luna: I'm sorry! Please don't get mad at me, you are my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE CHARACTER EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU IS AMAZING, YOUR SALT, YOUR SNARKINESS, YOUR BANGSS! I literally dyed my bang tips silver for you!! ALSO, YOUR HAIR IS BETTER THAN KEEFE'S.

Ok then, I guess you are forgiven. And you are right my hair is WAY better than Keefe's. What's the first question? 

Luna: *clears throat and studies paper* Ok question one. Who's your favorite elf? 

My favorite? Ok well that's obvious, it would probably be Linh. Even though she annoys me to death about my crush, and she is insistent on making me friends with her murcat, which hates me and I hate it right back, she is my twin sister and we've been through a lot together, and I care about her a lot.  

Luna: OOOOOOO crush???? 

*turns pink* Did I say crush? You probably heard that wrong. *flicks bangs* I don't get crushes. 

Luna: It's BIANAAAAA I know it is!

Hey! Shut it! I don't have a crush on her! Although I guess she would be my second favorite elf, I mean, she's really nice, and she cares about Linh, and is really brave and beautiful and she's just overall a really good person. 

Luna: HMMMMMMMMMMM BEAUTIFUL?? 

Ok seriously stop, you sound like Linh. What's the next question?

Luna: Who's your least favorite el-

KEEFE. Oh god, I could rant about him for ages. He's the most annoying, stuck up, sarcastic, prankster that ever was to exist! And he has the NERVE to think that his hair is better than mine, and he also calls me Bangs Boy! And I can't even give him a proper nickname because his hair is so boring that you can't say anything about it! And I know Linh keeps telling me that i should give him a chance and that we'd be really good friends or whatever cause we're so "similar" but I say NO. Because he's annoying, and I say no. So, no. 

Luna: MOVING ON! I wish I had just called Marella to do this, she would probably have been easier than you to do this interview with, and she is my favorite female character so...

Great! Does that mean I can go now?

Luna: NOPE. Stay right there! We're almost done anyways. Ok, so, what is your favorite thing that has happened to you Tam? 

Well, there's been a lot of decent moments I suppose. One of them was probably when I came back from the Neverseen. It was so good to see Linh again, and Biana and all my friends, and even Keefe, (but don't tell him I said that). Another one was probably investigating the mirror with Biana in Keefe's dads creepy mansion. It was really nice to spend some time with her, and do something productive at the same time. 

Luna: That's great! Nice to see that Tammy has a soft side. 

I- Wha- No- Shut up, just move on to the next question. 

Luna: Final question-

YES FINALLY. 

Luna: *glares* Final question, least favorite moment-

Keefe. 

Luna: That's not a moment-

Keefe. 

Keefe. 

Luna: Ok....then..... I guess you can go now? BUT WAIT CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH FIRST?? 

No. *walks out of the room* 

rosesanddandelions I hope it was ok!