A/N;

Hey qtsss<3 I really hope you guys enjoy this book! I've been really happy with everyone liking it, I just don't think my memes fit in lols. But enjoy! This book will be longer than my others so watch out 🥰🤤

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OldShitBag; hey babe x

send some nudes ;)

Especially that ass😭😭

Me; what the fuck is your problem omg

It's the wrong number shitbag

OldShitBag; you're still going on about that fake number shit

Also.

Why were you screaming 'jungkook'

My names jimin:/

Me;

I honestly didn't ask for your name either.

JiminThePedo; well I gave it to you anyway princess

Did you do a test?

Me; about what?

JiminThePedo; if you're preggo or not silly

Me; tHe fuCk

I'm not fucking pregnant.

JiminThePedo; they all say that😔

And you look at that!

They're 3 months pregnant.

Smh girls are confusing.

Me;

JiminThePedo; you're not the only girls I've fucked🙄

If I had my passport I'd be having kids with,

Kylie Jenner, Beyoncé, the fucking Statue of Liberty, everyone's moms, everyone's dads, everyone's dogs

You name it.

Me; you're fucking weird.

JiminThePedo; that's not what you were screaming that night.

Me; bITCH ITS THE WRONG NUMBER IM TELLING YOU LENFMD

WTF

JiminThePedo; mami chill

It's not good for the baby

Me;

I'm really bout to find you and fucking choke you to death

JiminThePedo; I'd fucking say thank you💦💦

Me; omfg.

Why haven't I blocked you yet

JiminThePedo; cause you want a round two?

I know I know.

My dick is the best

Me;

JiminThePedo; like I say to every other girl on my list🤫

I honestly don't want your baby, but I wouldn't mind refining my baby making technique with you 🍆🍆💦😘

Me; you're making no fucking sense jimin.

JiminThePedo; it's daddy for you.

Me;

JiminThePedo; you forgot to add man.

I'm not a whore.

I'm a man whore.

Me; tf

I don't even know you omg

JiminThePedo; want me to send a photo💦

Me; it better not be a fucking photo of your dick.

JiminThePedo; damn.

How did you know.

Me;

JiminThePedo; idk if there's a thing called lady boner

But you're gonna get one once I send this shit through.

Me; shut the fuck up and send a photo dicktard.

JiminThePedo;

Why aren't you replying

Are you like jerking off or something

Me; you're so fucking full of yourself

JiminThePedo; I can fill you though😘

Me;

JiminThePedo; you know your ass is like the size of Russia on the map 🤩😉

Me; your dick is the size of Monaco on the map

{a/n; it was the only thing I can recall lol, if you're from there, hello!}

JiminThePedo; but I can't find that country.

Me; exactly👀

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