A/N;
Hi! (: what are you guys upto?

Jimin; why do I wish you were a porn star 🥺
You'd be so good at the job 😘😉😏

Me;

Jimin; why didn't you text me 🥺🥺🥺

Me;

Jimin; my poor heart 🥺❤️

Me; get over it

Jimin; omg my dicks throbbing 🥺😉

Me; isn't it 'my hearts throbbing' ?

Jimin; not for jimin junior 😉😏😫😳

Me;

Jimin; does your dick have a heartbeat 😫😉
Wait nvm

Me; did you finally realise I don't have a dick 🤨

Jimin; wait what?
I was gonna say
Nvm it gets boners 🤪🥴

Me;

Jimin; I just realised , my dick should be called 'jimin senior'
Cause junior is too small for my dick😫😉

Me; that's so gross
Also, if I don't text tomorrow
I'm probably hangover cause I'm going clubbing with my friends tonight

Jimin; oh shit mami🤤🤤🤤
Invite me🤤😍🥵

Me;

Jimin; just say the club name and I'll be over in a min to see your fine ass 🤤🥰😍🤩

Me; we probably live in different towns 👀

Jimin; doesn't matter 😉😘
I've been to all the clubs in Korea so ;)

Me; I'm still not inviting you smh
It's a girls night sorry lmao

Jimin; you must have hot friends too 🥰😍
But we all know you're the hottest 😏

Me;

Jimin; I could get you all free drinks just by showing face 😘

Me; yeah no thanks
I don't take money from others 😗

Jimin; that was so cute 😉

Me; what?

Jimin; yeah, you're cute asf

Me; that's the first non-sexual thing you've ever said to me 🥴🤪

Jimin; so are we fucking tonight or ????

Me;

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