A/N;

hey guys! how are you guys feeling today?

Jimin; hey wifeyyyy 😘❤️😩💍

Me; wifey? ...

Jimin; yeah, that's what I'm gonna call you because I mean , that's our future 😏😍☺️

Me;

Jimin; I mean you're gonna carry our children so let's start planning baby 😫😳😍😚

Me; tf no way in hell bitch

Jimin; I already carry half of Korea's babies ;)

Me;

Jimin; memes are so boring 😒
And don't say it's funny

Me; then what the hell am I supposed to say Sherlock

Jimin; it's jimin
But daddy for you 💦

Me;

Jimin; if you weren't so stubborn , we would've already made 2 babies 😉

Me; well you're dumb , we haven't even talked for a month dumbass

Jimin; in my head it's right

Me; then something's wrong with your head 🤦🏻‍♀️

Jimin; oh well
Have you ever tried picturing me naked? 😋😉

Me; have I gone blind yet??

Jimin; no????

Me; exactly .

Jimin; why you so mean for mami🥺😞

Me; sowwiii🥺

Jimin; it's ok hot stuff

Me; where's your girlfriend

Jimin; why are you talking about yourself ;)

Me;