No one's POV

We now see Y/n and Makoto in a run-down diner, eating at a diner, with Makoto looking for more stuff.

Y/n: Soo... How did you become a femboy?

Makoto: Why the hell is that your first question?

Y/n: Well, when I was in my world, I was just a standard male, but due to the fact that decided to use the armor of an old Paladin, and since my sword was Neptune's from Cyberdimension Neptunia, I made myself the Trap I am toady! Plus, the author didn't see many Trap stories on Wattpad, so he wanted to change things up a bit. I was a bit of a hero, but Kazuma did a lot of the work against the Devil King, since I had to be OP and take down some of his forces.

Makoto: Dude... that's kinda crazy.

Y/n: Trust me, I've been in crazier. What about you? How'd you become femboy.

Makoto: This ring.

Makoto then shows Y/n a ring on his hand, confusing him.

Y/n: A ring... turned you into a femboy...? Yeah that is-

???: Not the ring.

Y/n then falls back and quickly pulls out one of his swords.

Y/n: Who said that?!

???: ...was this how it was when I introduced myself to you?

Makoto: Basically, yeah. *sighs* Y/n, it's my ring. It's got a former Demon Queen from another world, her name's Nixia

Y/n then gets up and looks at the ring.

Y/n: Okay... that's unique... so I'm guessing you know why Makoto's a femboy?

Nixia: His body started to match mine for some reason.

Y/n: Oh my god...

Nixia: But there was something I wanted to ask. You said you need me and Makoto because of the Energy Manipulation powers. Why can't you just use the one from your world?

Y/n: He died.

Nixia: Oh.

Y/n: And it was one of perverted Trio, Motohama.

Makoto: Okay, that puts a smile on my face.

Y/n: Well, he might have been changed by me, as after doing some research on his death while looking for where his corspe was after the end of the flashback in Chapter 1 and the Prolouge, he technically was chest fucked by a tree, but really, he just ran out of batteries trying to save someone.

Makoto: He saved someone. Now I'm curious on who he saved?

Y/n: Well apparently the ones who grew her in a lab called her EM-23. But she was just a kid. A younger, daintier, somehow meaner version of Kazuma, and the Wolverine from the MCU. He died trying to save her. It was beautiful.

Nixia: Konosuba!

We now see Y/n and Makoto walking through the grasslands, hoping to find anything towards what they're looking for.

Makoto: I'm starting to think we'll never find this place we're looking for.

Y/n: Hey, we're going to find it, and who knows what we'll- *notices something* Oh my god...!

The camera then pans over to see a slime with Neptune's appearance.

As it jumps over to the two, it jumps into Y/n's arms, and starts licking his face.

Y/n: Oh, she's coming with us.

Makoto: No, she's not.

Y/n: Oh, yes, she is.

Makoto: Fuck, no.

Nixia: I'm actually with Y/n on this one.

Makoto: Nixia?! What the hell?!

Nixia: I'm sorry, it's just too cute!

Y/n: Yes! New member to the-

???: Sorry! Sorry about that. Come here, girl.

The two then look up to see a male version of Neptune come up to them.

Y/n: Who are you?

Y/n2: I'm Y/n.

Nixia: Oh hell no! We're not dealing with two people of the same freaking name!

Nice-tune: Yeah you don't have to worry about that. In here, everybody calls me Nice-tune.

Makoto: Okay...?

Nice-tune: Oh my goodness, wait till you see Mommy-tune. She is gorgeous. She just had a baby and you can't even tell.

Y/n: Uh... I don't think you're supposed to say that.

Nice-tune: Oh, that's okay. I identify as a feminist.

Nixia: ...Right....

Y/n: Hold on... Your guns...

Y/n then points at Nice-tune's guns, which are covered in gold.

Y/n: Are those guns the same ones that D.va used in Overwatch, but with a gold color?!

Nice-tune: Of course. Every variant of us gets their own unique item, and I got these! They auto aim at my target, so I can just fire and take out my opponents!

Y/n: Can I have them?

Nice-tune: *laughs* Over my dead body. You're funny. Maybe you're supposed to be Comic-Relief-tune? And I can see you've already met Mary Puffin. AKA Nep-goo. Still, you let this little flirt out of your sight for one second and she starts shopping for a new papa.

Y/n: If you can't be a responsible pet-owner, then maybe you don't deserve this little bundle of slimy joy

Nice-tune: Guilty on all charges, Your Honor. Shan't happen again.

Makoto and Nixia: Why are you so nice?/Why are you so nice?

Nice-tune: It costs nothing to be kind.

Makoto: Shutting the fuck up is also free.

Y/n: Look, we don't have much time, but we're looking for a group of survivors. And I think they may have tossed a rock at Makoto's head when we fought.

Nice-tune: Oh, they're out there, but from one Nep to the next, you better hope that you don't run into the Neppy Corps.

Makoto: The Neppy Corps...?

Nice-tune: Yeah, they're crazy bunch of Neps. They will chop you up into a thousand pieces and hide you all over The Void. If they could only process their childhood trauma, they'd go on one heck of a healing journey.

Nixia: Thanks for that information. Look, we're just headed for the border lands. Do you happen to know where it is?

Nice-tune: Border lands, yeah, that's 12 clicks. Due west, I can lend you my ride if you'd like it. It would be my honor.

Nice-tune: Konosuba!

Nep-goo: Nepu~!

We now see Y/n (still holding Nep-goo), Makoto, and Nice-tune brings out the car.

Y/n: Alright, this is a car I can-

Nice-tune: Yeah this is just the disguised form.

Nixia: What do you mean by that?

Nice-tune: Let me just...

Nice-tune then makes some changes, revealing the true thing, which shocks Y/n.

Y/n: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, absolutely not. Uh-uh, what the? No, no.

Makoto: Just get in the car.

Y/n: This isn't a car!

Nixia: Uh.... are we confused on what cars are...?

Y/n: No we're not! Do you guys know what this is?! This is a Honda fucking Odyssey. My older sibling, whose a mechanical engineer, and one the author didn't mention because story reasons, hates these things. In their words, "Throttle response sucks a cock. Dated infotainment system. When Honda saw that untreated chlamydia was making a comeback, they invented the Honda Odyssey to compete."

Makoto: Get. In. The fucking. car!

Nice-tune: She'll get you there safe and sound. Betsy always does. You're gonna have to give me my doggoo back, though.

Y/n: *sighs* I know, listen. If you ever wanna give her up, or if she needs a new home, or if something should happen to you, I'd love to be her papa.

Nice-tune: Oh, what will ever happened to me?

Y/n: *dark tone* Lots of stuff.

As Nice-tune's face becomes distorted in fear, Y/n hands Nep-goo back, and the two drive off in the car, with Makoto taking the wheel.

Makoto: *sighs* I still can't believe it! We're going to find the answers we're looking for an beat Sazan!

Y/n: I know! Hey, if they can fix your world, what's the first thing you're gonna do when you get out of here?

Makoto: I think I might- Wait. What did you say?

Y/n: I said, So when you get back, what's the first thing you're gonna do?

Makoto: No, no, no, before that.

Y/n: ...If, they can fix your world?

Makoto, in a bit of rage, stops the car, slamming Y/n's head into the front, as Makoto forces his head up and looks at him.

Makoto: What do you mean "if" they can fix my world?

Y/n: *Image Below* ....uhhhhhhhhh....

Makoto: YOU BASTARD, YOU LIED TO ME!!! You don't have a fucking clue if they can help me fix things, do you?!

Y/n: N-No, I mean... No, fuck! Fuck! I-I didn't lie.

Makoto: YES YOU DID! YOU DID! YOU LIED TO ME

Y/n: NO, I MADE AN EDUCATED WISH!!!!!!!!!!!! Because I need you. And this, this is why. Right here!!!

Y/n then pulls out a photo, showing his friends and family that he got a few days after the defeat of the Devil King

Y/n: Because if we don't do something, they die. I don't know anything about saving worlds. Why would I even care? Because my entire world now is right here in this picture. It's only one group of people, and I have no idea how to save it alone. *tearing up* Y/n doesn't know how to save his friends, but you might know how to! Y/n needed your help more than anyone because he knew you wanted to get away from your life back in your world, and Y/n was only trying to help...!

Makoto: *dark tone* Did you say... you made an educated fucking wish?!

Y/n: Y/n... Y/n didn't mean to-

Makoto: Shut up. You said your thing, so I'm saying mine. You know what, you're a fucking joke. No wonder you needed those damn people to help you, even with all of your OP abilities. I mean, you are a ridiculous, immature, half-wit moron. I have never met a sadder, more attention-starved, jabbering little prick in my entire life. And that says a lot, because I've been starved of attention for almost a fucking decade now...! I'll tell ya, that Gremory bitch was right about one thing. You will never save the world. You couldn't even save a relationship with a goddamn reverse trap. Motherfucker, I wish I could say you'd die alone, but it's NOW ONE GOD'S BEST FUCKING JOKES THAT HE MADE YOU A GOD, SO YOU CAN'T DIE, EXCEPT THE PUNCH LINE IS FORCED ONTO ALL OF US!!!!!!!!!

Y/n then wipes up his tears and looks at Makoto, showing subtle signs of rage.

Makoto: YOU GOT NOTHING TO SAY, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE?!

Y/n: I'm gonna fight you now.

Makoto: Oh, are you really-

Y/n then wastes no time and punches Makoto right in the face.

Makoto: Oh that's it, you're dead!

Makoto then grabs Y/n's seatbelt, and pulls it down, trying to strangle Y/n, and Y/n manages to grab Makoto's head and start bashing it into the radio. Makoto then tries to slash Y/n but he quickly dodges and unstraps his seatbelt, knocking Makoto out of the car with his feet.

Y/n: Ha!

Makoto: *growls*

Makoto then rushes the car and tries to punch with full force, but is knocked back by Y/n who then grabs Makoto and then throws him into the car. After a few minutes, and a lot of blood being shed, the two are both mentally exhausted as Y/n says one thing before passing out, as Makoto is already knocked out cold.

Y/n: *Video at 0:03-0:06*

https://youtu.be/zgBk-4Kphj0

After a few minutes of the two being unconscious, a shadow looms over the tree, with it pulling out a book. After a few minutes, the book glows and the girl nods.

???: Alright. Time to get these two back to base.

To Be Continued...