No one's POV

We now see both Y/n and Makoto waking up, realizing that they're both tied to each other.

Makoto: *groans*

Y/n: What the hell happened...?

???: You were hit by one of their most powerful gas bombs.

Makoto and Y/n then both look to where the voice came from and sees he's got an emperor like outfit on.

Makoto: You sound like you know what's happened.

???: Of course I do. Guess you two idiots must be new here.

Y/n: You could say that. Now you know where we are, so start talking, or else-

???: You can't even try- those chains around you both are made of a material that can negate plot armor.

Makoto: Guess you're useless now.

Y/n: Oh shut up! You're an MC too, so your powers won't work either!

Makoto: Oh yeah?

Makoto then tries using his powers to break the chains, yet nothing happened.

Makoto: Okay, yeah, these ain't breaking.

Y/n: *to ???* Now, who are you and where are we?

Ede: The name's the same as you. It's Y/n, but I now go by Ede. As for where you are, you're in The Void. Think of it as purgatory. Some friends of mine called it a metaphysical junkyard where anything that author's had decided to discontinue or unpublish are sent here, before they are ultimately killed off for good. This is also where the WAT sends stories that don't fit with their guidelines.

Like you?

Ede: *scoffs* I wish. I was replaced by some genderbending character with the powers of manipulating time.

Y/n: Oh I remember you now! Yeah, you were one of Trap's first stories, where the MC was summoned 5 years before Hajime and his group were summoned!

Makoto: What the hell are you...? *sighs* Forget it. What does the annihilating?

Ede: Something known as the mist.

Y/n: Is it like Alioth from Loki season 1 episode 5?

Ede: I have no idea what that is, but if it means that you're soul is 100% killed off, not even allowing you to reincarnate, then yes. Everyone here is on the run from the mist. Most don't make it. There's a resistance though. Other people like us that manage to survive, we're hiding out in the border lands, trying to find a way to get outta here.

Makoto: Then that's where we go.

Y/n then looks at Makoto with a huge smile on his face.

Makoto: What?

Y/n: We? Us? A team? The answer is yes. Shake on it.

Makoto: Oh hell no. The only reason I'm doing this is because these others can help us get back to the WAT, and they can fix my fucking life.

Ede then looks at them and starts laughing.

Makoto: Something funny, asshole?

Ede: She might have something to say about that.

Y/n: Who's she? A new MC, or the villain of this movie-like story, based on "Deadpool and Wolverine"?

Ede: In The Void, you're either food for the mist, or you work for her.

Ede: Konosuba

After a bit of time, and a lot of talking between the two groups, they find themselves in a crazy area filled with desolation.

Y/n: Well damn...! This certainly spells out "apocalypse"! And I am not complaining here!

Ede: Keep your voices down. She doesn't like chatterboxes

Makoto: *sly smirk* Oh, she's gonna love you.

As the area then around them glitches out, it shows a giant base.

Y/n: Woah...!

The door to the inside of the house in the base then opens up, with a red-haired girl walk out of it.

???: A human with Devil powers. I wondered when I'd get something like you. You must've been with Rias.

Makoto: *growls* You know Rias?

??? Oh, I knew her. We shared a woub. Tried to strangle the sly little fellow with my umbilical cord.

Makoto: Wish you finished the job.

Y/n: I've never loved roommates. It was always hard to do your own private business in mine, since I became an interspecies reviewer with the help of some succubi. *to Makoto* You wanna chime in, Your Majesty? I'm dying here.

Makoto: Who the hell are you?

Sazan: Sazan Gremory. Rias Gremory's Twin Sister.

Makoto: Oh, shit.

Y/n: Was it an anal birth?

Makoto then looks at Y/n with this look that say, "Are you seriously asking that right now?"

Sazan: You two are cute. I have a good feeling about this.

Sazan then uses her powers and destroys the chains around the two

Sazan: And I've been trying to catch this little emperor for years, haven't I, Ede? You picked the wrong time to make new friends.

Y/n: Oh, Ede told us all about you.

Makoto: Maybe shut up now.

Ede: Yeah, maybe don't..

Y/n: We were just talking here. Ede told us you're a psychotic, megalomaniacal asshole, His word's not mine, Hell bent, on domination and pain.

Sazan: *meanincing aura* You said all that about me....?

Ede: N-No, no! How do you, I didn't say anything!

Y/n: Stick and stones, Ede! Don't let her intimidate you. Like you said in the convoy. This finger-licking, dead inside, pixie slab of third-rate dime store nut milk, can eat your delicious cinnamon ring and kick rocks all the way to bald-end.

Ede: *starting to sweat a bit* Okay, I have never said any of those words in my entire life!

Y/n: Ah! The modesty! People think Kazuma's a shit-talker, based on his personality, but this guy, next level.

Ede: What? This, I, wait, I don't even know what half of that mean!

Y/n: My hat's off to you, sir, truly.

Ede: I didn't, he's, that's, I, I, I don't...

Sazan doesn't even let Ede give him time to speak, as she uses her own crazy powers to take off all of his skin, and then uses her POD and evaporates his body.

Y/n: Well that's one less character the author will have to say he'll rewrite because he doesn't want to make it again.

Makoto: You stupid piece of shit, you just got him fucking killed!

Y/n: Hey, we're all grieving! PS, do you know how much painful it was for the author to try and find the image he used for his now deleted story, before he gave up and find a new one, which was actually a lot easier?

Sazan: The big guy is getting hungry.

Makoto: There's been some kind of mistake.

Y/n: Yeah. Mr. Femboy Edge Lord here is a backup Energy Manipulator, and I'm Wattpad Jesus. This may be hard to hear, but there's another Fan-made villain in this place. He's gonna destroy my universe/ story world, and I'm gonna stop him.

Sazan: Oh, honey, you don't really strike me as a world-saving type.

This one line make Y/n look at her with pure rage.

Sazan: *putting on a cute tone* Oh, Did I hit a nerve?

Y/n: *Plutia tone* You really think you're tough shit, aren't you...?

Sazan: *not even affected* The WAT certainly thought I was. They sent me here before I could walk. And you know, it's the best thing that ever happened to me. I love it here.

Makoto: You live in a garbage dump.

Sazan: The Void is a paradise. I can wield my power here without shame. What about your Rias? Did she protect you? Did she make you feel safe?

Makoto: *scoffs* That bitch did nothing for me, but make me hate her even more than I did when I saw her for the first time.

Y/n: *Plutia tone* Look, I don't want to do anything to you... but we just want to go back home.

Sazan: Well, the thing is, I could get you home. But I don't want to.

Y/n then changes into his Iris Heart form, which has also undergone changes

Y/n: Then I think it's time I-

Before Y/n can even do anything, Sazan is already behind him, and in putting her entire hand inside of his body.

Sazan: What do you want, Y/n L/n~?

Sazan then starts looking through Y/n's memories, and something happens within, that makes Y/n blast a power holy energy at Sazan, not even melting her skin in the slightest.

Y/n: How dare you...! She never said that!!!!

Sazan: No, but I bet she thought it~

Y/n: My brain could taste your fingers and they tasted like hate. *summons his whip-sword* My precious baby here is going to fuck you in the face now.

Sazan: If you want to kill me, it's going to take more than that sword

Y/n: How about 6 claws, with a reminder of Rias?

As soon as Y/n says this, Makoto brings out his claws and stabs Sazan right in the chest, as he starts to lift her up into the air

Y/n: That's my boy, quick and strong~

As Sazan screams in pain for a few seconds, she simply smiles and blasts Makoto back, even putting some physical pain onto him, as she quickly heals her wounds, shocking both Y/n and Makoto

Sazan: Well, this has been fun, but the big guy needs to eat, and the rent is due.

As Sazan points outside, giant cloud of mist is seen, and as the camera gets closer to the mist, it shows a giant monster inside of it.

Sazan: By the way, if it hasn't made obvious, or that weird 4th wall breaking ability has made it clear, you're the rent.

As the mist roars out giant steams of mist start shooting out, and as Makoto dodges one of them, it hits an alternate version of Kiba, vaporizing them in a mere second.

Makoto: Oh shit...!

Makoto then looks around and then notices a giant robot leg. He runs over it as Y/n keeps dodging the mist with pure ease, leaving Makoto shocked.

Makoto: Hey... do you think he's been holding back this entire time...?

Makoto keeps looking for a few seconds before deciding to get back on track, and uses his magic to power the robot leg.

Makoto: Coming or what?

Y/n: Coming!

Y/n then slices through a few of the men, allowing the mist to quickly get them, and Y/n jumps on the leg, as Makoto makes the thing fly off.

Y/n and Makoto: Konosuba!

Location: Void Grasslands

After a long flight, the machine starts to break, and Y/n and Makoto land in the grasslands, breaking their fall a bit, but still hurting them a bit, with Y/n landing on top of Makoto, with only one sword being seen on his back, instead of his two that he uses.

Y/n: Well that was a rough landing.

Makoto: Get the fuck off of me.

Y/n: Shh, shh. I'm almost done.

Makoto: Almost done with what?

Y/n: Getting one of my swords out of your buttocks.

Y/n then pulls one of his sword out of Makoto's ass, making him scream in pain a bit.

Y/n: Get your mind out of my skirt.

Makoto: New rules. First one, I talk now.

Y/n: That's gonna be very hard on the readers, since they-

Makoto: Shut the fuck up! Let me fucking think.

After a bit silence, and some mental talking with his Sacred Gear, he looks towards Y/n after making a decision.

Makoto: We gotta get back to Fandom, right?

Y/n doesn't say anything, and simply looks around

Makoto: Right?

Y/n: Monsieur, excuse, am I allowed to speak now or..

Makoto: *sighs* Just nod, asshole.

Y/n simply sighs and nods his head yes.

Makoto: Right. We find the others that poor kid Ede was talking about before you got him killed.

Y/n: Poor kid...? Dude I think he might've been older than both of us.

Makoto: If there's a chance they know how to get out of here, we find them and make those TVA fuckers fix my shit like you fucking promised.

Y/n: I smell a quest.

Makoto: *sighs* Alright. But let's find a place to eat first... I need something to eat.

Y/n: Alright~!

NEW QUEST - Save the Wonderful World!!!

Side Quest - Find something to eat!

To Be Continued