No one's POV

Y/n(Narrating): Okay, so you may be wondering, "What the fuck was with the ending to that prologue chapter?! And why is the reader insert that Trap-kun made cursing?!" Well, to answer the second question first, he decided to remove the profanity filter for this story, just so it can be easier, and be able to do gore scenes with zero consequences. And for the first question, well this story takes place 3 years from the story in which I originated! For starters, I actually gained a HUGE growth spurt, so now I kinda look adult Neptune!

The scene then changes to Y/n in a more casual attire, drinking a glass of wine with Kazuma.

Y/n: Hey Kazuma!

Kazuma: That's my name.

Y/n: How are things with you and Megumin? I mean, she's expecting again, right?

Kazuma says nothing and simply walks over to Y/n, with tears in his eyes.

Kazuma: You have no idea how much I needed this day with you! Her hunger cravings are so insane, that I've asked Darkness to watch over her for me today!

Y/n: Oh god, that's horrible.

Y/n(Narrating): Right. Some explanations are needed. After the Devil King's defeat, Kazuma and Megumin actually got engaged, and 1 year after they married they had their first kid, and had me be her God"mother"! A lot's happened to each of us.

Y/n: Darkness. She became a well known adventurer, and began her own adventures by herself, but she always ending up as the human shield, something she did not complain about.

Y/n: Rom and Ram slowly started their own adventures, trying to learn all they can about their powers, and hopefully find their parents, who you will just learn went missing, which is why they're so young.

Y/n: My sister in that the author introduced in the everyday misadventures story, started caring for Fran while I worked, since Fran did what she wanted to do, which is something I'm proud of.

Y/n: The other Neptunia characters that the author added? They formed their own party, and have gotten into their own wacky scenarios, just as crazy as the first book of this crazy series!

Y/n: Oh and Aqua? Well, she finally went back to Heaven, but there have been some rumors that she's been sent back down here, because another kid asked for her, but the angels took it the wrong way this time.

Y/n(Narrating): And as for me? Well, I founded my own school, and started teaching students about adventuring, as I felt like having some idea of what they could be getting themselves into is always a plus!

Kazuma: Oh, and speaking of all this, I was hoping that maybe you'd be willing to drop me and Megumin's place today. We want to give you something for all the help that you're giving us!

Y/n: Hey it's the least I could do for the one who made me their best man at the wedding!

Kazuma: Great! You won't regret it!

Y/n and Kazuma: KONOSUBA!

We now see Y/n and Kazuma entering the house, with Kazuma keeping him distracted.

Y/n: So what's the thing you needed to give me?

Kazuma: Well... this was very hard to pull off, since you always seem to know what's about to happen before it happens, but luckily I got it to happen!

Y/n: What are you-

Before Y/n can finish the sentence, balloons fly down as everyone from the Neptunia Male Reader Series screams one thing.

Everyone minus Y/n: SURPRISE~!

Y/n: Woah! Like in Smash Ultimate's saying, "everyone is here!" I wasn't expecting you to show up, Aqua!

Aqua: Well, I figured that since it is your birthday, it's the least I could do, since you helped me!

We now see Y/n talking with all of his friends, as he has their own little things, with Fran being happy to see her adoptive father again, as well as him trying to pry his big sister off of him the entire time. After a lot of partying, since Y/n and Kazuma had basically started a technological revolution with his games and Japanese culture, they make it to Y/n's birthday cake, which he smiles for.

Mile: Speech! Speech! Speech!

Everyone: Speech! Speech! Speech!

Y/n: Okay, okay, okay! *clears his throat* This Crazy Adventure we call Life. It's been a challenging few years. I haven't seen you guys in a while. And we've all gone through a lot. A change of life. But even though there's a few things I do miss, I've never been more happy. You know, that's because of each and every one of you. I guess what I'm trying to say is how proud I am, how grateful I am, to be standing in a room with every single person I love. I'm the luckiest man alive.

As everyone starts clapping, Megumin and Kazuma's daughter, Saki, tugs on Y/n's leg, with the most cutest

Saki: Make wish, Uncy Y/n!!

Y/n: You got it, kiddo. Going down.

Y/n then pats Saki on the head and blows out the candles, and the second that happens, a knock is heard on the door.

Y/n: Did you guys get me another surprise?

Reina: No, we've gone through everything.

Mile: *gasps* Could we have gotten a noise complaint?!

Kazuma: That can't be, we told everyone about this, so they know that we were going to be very loud!

Y/n: I'll handle it then. You guys keep having fun!

Y/n then heads to the door, and it shows a girl in a military uniform

Military Girl: Are you Y/n L/n?

Y/n: Yup, that's me! The main protagonist of the OP Neptunia Male Reader Series

The girl then start typing something down, which confuses Y/n.

Y/n: Hey what are you typing down? Is it something I should know about?

Military Girl: No.

Y/n: Yeah, that's normally said by those who have it need to be something important. Some readers may not get it, but the author definitely does.

Military Girl: I am starting to understand why they hate you.

Y/n: Wait, they?

Almost instantly after Y/n says this, a magic door appears behind him and knocks him out, with the Military Girls leaving only the top part of Y/n's jacket.

Military Girl: Konosuba.

We now see Y/n waking up in what appears to be an interrogation room.

Y/n: Oh come on! This has got to be the WORST birthday ever!

???: I am very sorry about those girls, they always are that ruthless despite me telling them to stop.

A door then opens and another man enters, showing a big look on their face.

Y/n: Oh...! A New character...?

Mr. Fandom: I go by the name of Fandom, Mr. Fandom, and you're sitting here at the WAT, the Wattpad Authentication Team. We're really like a watchdog organization, if that helps you understand thigs. Except we're more lighthearted than that sounds, with sort of throwback ironic twist. And we're in charge of keeping worlds like yours within what's know as the fanfic universe, where readers are inserted into popular animes, video games, movies, and TV shows

Y/n: Wow...! I knew that I was in Trap's own fanfic because he never really saw one like what he had envisioned, but I didn't know there were a bunch of people just wanting to do this!

Mr. Fandom: You have no idea. Walk with me.

Fandom then snaps his fingers, as the chains around Y/n fall off, allowing him to get up and start walking with him.

Mr. Fandom: I brought you here, Mr. L/n, to tell you that you're special. In fact, you've been chosen for a higher purpose, a purpose unclear even to me, but one that could save the entire fanfiction world from a possibly grisly fate sometime in the future, which may very well need to be avenged.

Y/n: Oh damn...!

As Y/n looks around, he notices something odd, and how the outfits look like the ones from the TV show, Loki

Y/n: Hey, so why does this place-

Fandom: Because almost everything here is based off of something within the real world. And since our job is like that of the TVA, we take inspiration from their buildings. But getting back to the point, allow me to explain.

As they go up an evevator, Fandom keeps explaining things to Y/n.

Fandom: I brought you here to offer you an opportunity for which you were not ready for back then. After the defeat of the Devil King in your world, we believe you're ready now, ready for a chance to leave your universe and join the greatest universe of all.

Y/n: Oh my god...! I smell what you're stepping in. The power of the Fanfic universe of Wattpad is about to change forever. I am a Messiah. I am... Wattpad Jesus....! Or whatever huge religious being the reader wants me to be, based on their own religious beliefs.

Fandom: That.... that is one way to put it...

Y/n: So... where do I sign.

Fandom: Oh don't worry, we don't do paperwork. We may be a business, but we don't do signage like that.

Y/n: Perfect! But I will need.

Fandom: No need. Our tailor should have everything you need

The elevator then stops on a floor, the WAT's tailor steps out and shows Y/n what his new outfit will look like.

WAT: So what do you think?

Y/n simply gasps and says one thing.

Y/n: Adorn me, Girlfriend~!

*Time-skip brought to you the tailor putting on Y/n's outfit, like in the video below*

https://youtu.be/O9oMpsSbd6A

We now see Y/n come up in his new attire.

Fandom: So Y/n, what do you think of your new outfit.

Y/n: It's perfect. FYI, your tailor might be a predator, but I love this outfit. Snug, no camel toe, new car smell, and swords with the metal being made from anime protagonist density? I never thought that could be a weapon, but I am not complaining!

Fandom: Yes, you look very nice.

Y/n: Nice? Your buddy here, the one whose into femboys/traps is ready to throw it all away for me. You calling your wife?

Femboy Lover: HR.

Y/n: Is your wife work in HR?

Fandom: Okay, you're taking this WAY to well

Y/n: Yeah, though I do have one question. How am I going to get home? I mean, I need to explain to my friends and family exactly what's happening. I mean, this is a live changing event for me!

Fandom: I don't think you quite understand. You will not be returning to your home because there will be no home to return to.

Y/n: Nepu? Repeat that again.

Fandom: It's better to show instead of tell.

Fandom then pulls up a screen, showing a giant line, with red slowly taking over it.

Fandom: This is your universe, Mr. L/n. And the red that's taking over it is what happens when a universe loses their Energy Manipulator. This is how a fanmade universe dies.

Y/n: Energy Manipulator...?

Fandom: They are an entity of such vital importance that when they die, their whole world slowly withers out of existence.

Y/n: So... who was it...?

Fandom: The Energy Manipulators are ones you'd never expect. And yours was one of the three boys that created your new life.

Y/n: ...No...

Fandom: Oh yes!

Fandom then turns on a screen, shocking Y/n to his very core.

Fandom: Motohama was the Energy Manipulator.

Y/n: Oh you've got to be- HE WAS THE GUY?!

Fandom: Yes, but due to some unforeseen circumstance with family, he was kicked out of his house, and died pathetically on the streets.

Y/n: Then stop him from dying!

Fandom: We're not doing it, Y/n, and we certainly can't stop it.

Y/n: Well... How long have we got then?

Fandom: In most cases, a couple thousand years.

Y/n: Great!

Fandom: Most cases aren't fast enough, not for me.

Y/n: Nepu? What does that mean?

Fandom: It means that I have been tasked with overseeing the end of your universe and regardless of what the pencil pushers upstairs would prefer, I will not waste my life watching it die slowly of natural causes. We used to just prune these things, simple, elegant, efficient, but I'm told the WAT doesn't like to do that anymore. Well, I do. And no matter what my so-called superiors say, the fanfic write do not need a babysitter. We need a mercy killer. And in this instance, I am the mercy killer.

As he said that, something appears right where Y/n had met his end, with robots working on getting it set up.

Y/n: What the fuck is that...?

Fandom: An eraser. Once completed, it will allow me to destroy the universe with all the stories involving any instance of you, completely erasing your timeline. You see, I don't want to work for the WAT. I want to BE the WAT. And the first step involves showing this organization how much more efficient it can become to it. I will be giving your universe a swift and compassionate end. And don't worry, your friends won't feel a thing. It'll be over just like this. "Oh, what's that?" *makes a fake evaporation effect* Trust me.

Y/n: ...You're gonna Old Yeller my fucking universe....? The one I worked hard to save...? *Image Below* THE ONE I FUCKING DIED TO PROTECT THAT PERVERTED BASTARD?!?!?!?!?

Fandom: In your parlance, yes. Two in the heart, one in the head.

Y/n: You... You...!

Fandom: Look, Y/n, you have two choices. You can either rejoin your loved ones and collectively cease to exist in, let's say, 72 hours, or you join the ultimate universe where you can live happily.

Y/n: I... I think that's all I've ever really wanted.

Fandom: I know. I know.

Y/n: And you know, I'm nothing if not morally flexible.

Fandom: Meaning...?

Y/n: Yeah... I'll do it.

Fandom: Wise choice. The Land of Greatness will be happy to have you.

Y/n: I don't think you quite understand. I was talking about finding Motohama's body and breaking your fucking nose.

Fandom: Wa-

Before Fandom can even finish his sentence, Y/n turns into one of his Gold Forms, C-Sha to be exact, and punches Fandom in the face, as a button falls out from his pocket.

Y/n: Gotcha~!

Fandom: Get him!

Instantly, all of the girls from before point their weapons at Y/n, so he activates his Purple Sister form.

Y/n: Time to blow this lemonade stand!

As Y/n flies up, the girls try shooting at him, but they fail and Y/n gets through the portal.

Fandom: Find him. Get my men... AND FUCKING FIND THAT BASTARD...!

*Back to the beginning of the Prologue*

Y/n(Narrating): And boy, did he ever. Which brings us back to this. The desecration of this perverted corpse, with me now in my Flame Awakening and melting the snow around me.

We now see Y/n in his flame awakening, melting the snow and starting to slice at the men, killing them, but accidentally hitting himself.

Y/n: Oh, fuck...!

Y/n then swings around, but stabs a man in the tip of his dick, making him scream in pain.

WAT Man: *screams*

Y/n: I'm sorry! Wolverining is a lot harder than I thought when using Human Targets! Maybe if I just...

Y/n then tries to pull his weapon out, but then it falls into the asshole of another man.

WAT Man 2: *screams in pleasure*

Y/n: Oh no...!

Military Man: You sick fuck. I knew you Americans were monsters but I never thought you'd do this.

Y/n then looks at the Military Man, changes into his Dreamcast form.

Y/n: Bastard...

Y/n then brings out his sword and simply tosses it into the soldier's mouth, killing him instantly.

Y/n: Get my country's name out of your fucking mouth!!!!! ...And my sword. Bring it out.

Y/n then grabs his sword from his mouth, pulling it out, slicing his head in half. He then turns off his Dreamcast form, looking at all of the carnage that was just made.

Y/n: Oh, I gotta find me a new Energy Manipulator. And a live one at that. Don't get up, guys. I'll see myself out. But I don't think the author wants to do that, so I'll go do that and set up the necessary time-skip that'll lead me to one.

Y/n then presses the button, causing him to leave his world, right as students are walking to school, only to scream in pure shock as they see all of the bloodshed and corpses.

???: Konosuba...?

Location: New Kuoh

We now see Y/n entering a place called New Kuoh, which confused him, since he's not used to Kuoh being destroyed, and after a bit of walking, he finds who he's looking for.

Y/n: Bingo. I finally found you.

Y/n: Makoto Himura

To Be Continued