Shikamarus POV

*Buzz buzz*

I forgot to turn off my ringer last night. I picked up my phone to check what time it was. 3:00am?? And on a monday when I reeeaalllyy needed my sleep. Who the hell is texting me at this hour?

                  *ON THE PHONE*

Temari: Do you still have...the stuff?

Shikamaru: What?

Temari: The stuff that you got yesterday...Well now its the day before yesterday, Sorry I woke you up I just got the best Idea ever.

Shikamaru: Oh, The stuff? Yeah I still have it...

Temari: I know that stuff is serious and all...but whats in there?

Shikamaru: Youre not gonna take any are you?

Temari: Gods no.

Temari: Just tell me whats in there and Ill explain what I want to explain.

Shikamaru: Theres Ecstasy, and 4 bags of cannabis.

Temari: Wow...ok

Shikamaru: So you were saying?..

Temari: Lets prank someone with the drugs

Shikamaru: Are you an Idiot?

Shikamaru: You do realize, these are drugs. If we prank someone with drugs. One...We'll get arrested...Two...We'll  be expelled.

Temari: Thats why we keep it a secret. Ill come over later and we can get started. Make sure you're awake by 7:40 am. Now go back to sleep.

Shikamaru: -_-
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I went back to sleep and had a nightmare that had something to do with A talking magic evil deer.

Anyways. I got up, got dressed and waited for Temari to show up so I could tell her how stupid her idea was. Who knows? Maybe she stole some of the drugs and was high last night.

*Knock Knock Knock*

I ran to the door and opened it. I saw Temari, but not in her usual dress attire. She had a black hoodie on the said 'leave me alone' In Japanese. She also wore short shorts. Really short. It kinda didnt match at all, but maybe she had something that matched under it. 

"Whats with the clothes?" I asked.

"Does It really make me look suspicious?" She grabbed the strings on her hoodie and started messing with them.

I shrugged and let her in.

"So...I think we should prank someone by putting ecstasy in their drink."

"Its a pill." I corrected. "And this is crazy, You're not seriously gonna do that are you?"

"Itll be funny...And cant you just crush pills or something?"

"Why do you want to do this so bad? Better yet. Who do you want to do this too?" I asked. She stood there for a little.

"Kiba." She blurted out. Kiba? Why him? Hes annoying but I never thought He'd get on Temaris bad side.

"Why?" I asked. She froze for a second, then shrugged.

"For fun... Lets see.... Do you have a water bottle...Something able to break a pill....A thumb tack...and The bottle of pills." She moved next to the counter. I went into my room and grabbed the pills, and the baseball bat. Then I went to my closet and grabbed a water bottle. I dropped all the stuff in front of her. She smirked.

She grabbed a pill and put it on the couter. She then grabbed the baseball bat and started smashing to to bits until it became dust.

"Whoa whoa WHOA!" I put my hand under the bat before she could hit the powder dust again. She was probably gonna break my counter.

"Wheres the thumb tack?" She asked while wiping sweat off her forehead.

"I dont have one." I shrugged and smiled. Looks like we wont get arrested today.

She grunted and grabbed a knife from the cabinet. She poked a hole in the water bottle lid, then she grabbed as much powder as she could. She then covered the small hole with her hand and shook the bottle. She passed the bottle to me.

"Soooo.....Kiba always plays before school starts. He also always forgets a water bottle. Today, lets give him this." She grabbed her backpack from the floor.

"Lets go already!" She shouted while tugging my arm. I wouldnt have it. I needed a good reason.

"Ill go and agree to your stupid prank....IF...you tell me why Kiba specifically?"

She sighed and leaned against the wall.

"Ok....Every time I walk past him he always smell like dog butt. Im so sick of it, And the worst part is , Is that hes trying to get my number. Gross! Ok? No way. Now can we prank him?"

A felt an impulse of Jealousy hit me. I wanted to do this.

"Okay, Good reason. Lets follow him all day..." I smiled and grabbed my backpack as well.

"Race you to school!" I yelled while running past her.

"Youre on!"

Temaris POV

Im as fast as wind. He never stood a chance. Even if he had a headstart. When we got there he was completely out of breath. I could of kept running but he insisted on slowing down. I knew my little brothers were already at school. I had to aviod them, Especially with Shikamaru by my side.

"To the basketball courts." I said as we fast walked there until we saw Kiba there. He was playing against Sasuke and Naruto, While on his team was Lee.

"The bell is going to ring in a minute. Are you sure you want to do this?" Shikamaru asked me. I nodded my head.

"You give him the water, Meet me by the lockers over there." I pointed to some lockers that were close to the basketball court. I pulled my hoodie over my head and walked over to our meeting place.

*RIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG*

Shikamaru walked up to Kiba and gave him a water bottle. Im guessing Kiba thanked and took the water bottle out of his hand and chugged it.

Good....goooood...

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Shikamaru casually walked towards me.

"Lets follow him..." I said. We shadowed him to the door. We looked around for Kiba but he wasnt in his usual seat. He was In Lees seat, and Lee was in Kibas seat.

Neji wasnt here,But if he was, I think He'd be pretty mad at this sight right now. Kiba had his arm around Tenten and Tenten was making the most uncomfortable face you can Imagine.

"Hey Lee, Wanna trade places today?" I asked. Lee was sitting on the edge next to Shikamaru.

"My seat was already taken...Ok go ahead." Lee got up and grabbed his stuff. I took a seat right next to Shikamaru and smiled.

"Lets see where this goes." I smirked. Shikamaru nodded his head and we both focused on their conversation.

"So How has your day been so far?" Kiba asked.

"Uh...Sweet...Nice...very." Tenten awkwardly said.

"Dont worry Im not gonna bite...Unless you want me too." Kiba busted out laughing. Tenten uncomfortably chuckled.

"When is Iruka gonna show up..." Tenten mumbled under her breath. Kiba couldn't hear it cause he was still laughing at his inappropriate joke.

"Hey so I was thinking maybe we should I dont know...Hook up maybe? You should also let your hair down more often if you wanna be my date or something, Or put it in a ponytail. Those always make my tail wag." He winked and started laughing again.

"Kiba...Are you high?" Tenten asked bluntly.

"Hm...No, but wanna play 'Kite'. I lay down, You blow me, and We can see how high you can really make me."

Tenten laughed, not uncomfortably this time.

"Man...You're freaky as fuck." Tenten kept laughing. Kiba started laughing too.

"Hey Im gonna go run around the class, Ill be back." Kiba got up and took a couple laps around the class. Shikamaru looked at me and started laughing. So did I.

"Okay Class, Sorry Im late. Kiba take seat." Iruka said blankly. He didnt even notice some people werent in their seat.

To put the rest of the day shortly, Kiba harassed Tenten the whole day and
Tenten would awkwardly laugh at all his dirty pick up lines.

When it was the end of the day Shikamaru and I met up before we left the school. When we walked outside we saw Kiba passed out on the bench. We walked up to him to make sure he wasnt dead.

"Do you think hes...dead?" I asked. Shikamaru shook his head.

"No, I searched up the side effects from this in class. If he recently passed out he should wake up in an hour or so. No long term effects either. Unless he keeps taking what we gave him, Which I don't think he will."

I wipped the sweat off my forehead.

"Thank god..." I mumbled under my breath.

"I had a lot of fun stalking Kiba and Tenten. See you tomorrow Temari." Shikamaru waved and walked away.

"Bye" I said to myself and watched him walk away.

Shikamarus POV

Its been an hour since school was over and my stomach still hurt from all that laughing.

I couldnt help but see if Kiba was alright.

                 *ON THE PHONE*

Shikamaru: Kiba you ok?

Kiba: Yeah Im fine.

Shikamaru: Oh man dude, You were so slick with those pick up lines.

Naruto: Haha! Yeah man, I saw you. I need some tips.

Lee: Psh You took my seat. Im still mad >:(

Kiba: I...Did?

Shino: Dont tell me you dont remember bro. You were so slick.

Kiba: Wait what?

Choji: I never knew you liked Tenten.

Kiba: I do?

Neji: What?

Neji: im sorry choji I think your auto correct is on.

Shino: No man. You missed it since you were absent. Kiba was flirting with Tenten like there was no tomorrow.

Neji: Oh really?

Kiba: I dont remember anything.
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Oh no...

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Shikamaru: hey leave the poor guy alone.

Neji: oh no, After Im done with him. Im 100% sure he won't be flirting with Tenten.

Kiba: Whoa whoa...What do you mean?

Neji: I mean next time you come up to Tenten, Youre dead meat. Got it?

Shikamaru: Why do you care if he does it or not?

Neji: Cause I just said so. Okay? Kiba Stay away from Tenten.

Lee: Can I stay close to Tenten?

Neji: You're like a little brother to her, So yes, Ill allow you. Kiba flirting with her is a whooooole different story.

Kiba: I think of her as a friend.

Shino: "There are only 8 planets in the universe, 7 after I destroy Uranus."

Naruto: "There are 265 bones in the body, Want me to add another to you?"

Lee: "Pizza is the second favorite thing I like to eat in bed."

Shikamaru: "Do you have a cellphone in your pocket? Cause that Ass is calling me!" Then you slapped her ass dude.

Kankuro: Oh man, That was my favorite.

Kiba: Thats not me...Besides, These lines are pretty fishy

Neji: Fishy?...You wanna talk fishy?  I will smear your insides with tuna, hang a fishing hook down your throat, and hook out your organs one by one.

Kankuro: Im good at death threats and I gotta admit. Best one ive read.

Kiba: Neji I swear I dont remember anything! Im being framed.

Neji: Since I was raised to do well.

Neji: Ill give you a benefit of a doubt.

Neji: If you talk to Tenten, Or even make Eye contact. You remember what I said earlier.

Kiba: Of course Neji. In my world, Tenten doesnt even exist

Neji: Hmph

Naruto: Why do you even care if Kiba flirts with Tenten?

Neji: Because

Neji: No one flirts with my best friend.

Shikamaru: Took you a while to send that. You sure thats it?

Neji: Stay in your lane Shikamaru.

Shikamaru: Ok ok...Sheesh...

Naruto: Hey Im gonna add Sai to the chat ok?

Shikamaru: k

Neji: Aliright.

                   Sai was added

Sai: cool.

Sai: Oh are we talking about Kiba flirting with Tenten today while Neji was gone?

Sai: "Did you get those pants at 50% off? Because at my place, They're  100% off!"

Sai: I remember

Lee: Haha! How could I forget that one!!

Neji: ...

Neji: Ill be right back.

Kiba: I SWEAR I DONT REMEMBER

Neji: Oh no...Dont worry...Im not finding you... I need to talk to someone.
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Tentens POV

"BUT IM A CREEP!" I sang as I put away the clean dish and grabbed a dirty plate.

"IM A WINNER.....WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HEREEE?? I DONT BELONG HERE!" I yelled/sang until the music stopped and my phone started buzzing.

"Yo" I said as I awnsered the phone.

"Hello." A familiar voice said.

"Ah Neji, I didnt see you at school today, How are you?" I asked.

"Im just a little sick...How was your day?.." He responded with..But in an attitude.

I had flashbacks of my day. I shuttered.

"Uh yeah, Today was ok. Pretty boring without you.." I flirted. He chuckled.

"Oh yeah? Pretty boring? Im sure Kiba would say otherwise."

Who told him?

"Listen. Im not sure what the hell was wrong with him, But trust me. I didnt like it one bit and I wished you were there to be my knight in shining armor." I put my fist down frustrated. Kiba wasnt acting like himself and I hope it doesnt continue.

"You're right. Im sorry. Ill be there tomorrow. As far as Im concerned, both me and you consider Kiba dead. Got it?" He ordered. I winced. His voice sounded scary and Id hate to see his face right now.

"Yeah. Kiba can suck my-"

"Dont even finish that. You always jinx shit up."

I laughed.

"Call me back later okay? Im a little busy doing chores." I said. I also really wanted to finish singing my favorite song.

"Okay, See you later." He hung up.

I put away the now clean dish and grabbed another one.

"SHHHHEEEESSSS" Then I kinda just started screaming nonsense since I didnt know the lyrics to that part. Embarrassing but its whatever.