Sais POV

~Sais dream~

Today was like any other day, I wake up and I go to school yet something was off...very off....And I couldn't get my thoughts around it. I guess the only thing that I knew was off was that I was riding an elephant to school, and so was everyone else.

I got off my elephant,Peanut, and went to school. I guess I was a few minutes early so I went to go hang out with my friends.

"And I was BOOOOM and he was...dead." Sasuke screamed.

"Dobe..." Naruto muttered. Naruto had his arms crossed and his sleeves rolled up, He was leaning against the schools wall, He looked very very cool. Sasuke however, had his sleeves all the way down, he also had thick glasses, He looked like a total nerd.

"Hello guys." I said. Everyone looked at me. Shikamaru looked a little....How should I say, Overweight, While Choji, the man who is overweight, was actually pretty fit. Lee was very, very quiet, unlike usual, While Shino couldnt stop rambling, Kiba kept is mouth shut and I could tell he was silently judging everyone, While Neji was starring at another girls ass, while having two girls cling onto him, But hey, Who am I to judge? Change is good....well when its for the better.

"Sai...You seem different today, Are you okay?" Shino asked me. I looked at him weird.

"Uh...You guys are the ones that are acting weird." I told them. They all looked at me again and laughed.

"Hey look, the girls are coming." Sasuke awed. I turned around and saw 3 girls approaching us. There was a girl who had a thick jacket on in the middle of summer, with band-aids covering half her cheeks, and her brown hair all the way down, A girl whos sweatshirt wasnt zipped up, exposing her bra and stomach,and last, A girl with a small sweater on and a toothpick hanging out of her mouth.

"Hey Tenten, Hinata, and Temari!" Sasuke waved.

Tenten,Hinata, and Temari? Its like they all switched clothes. Temari was dressed like Tenten, Tenten was dressed like Hinata, and Hinata was dressed like a total slut.

"H-H-Hello." Tenten stuttered. She was acting a lot like Hinata.

"Tenten, What did I tell you about wearing so much clothes? Its leaves no space for the imagination." Neji teased her while letting go of the ladies that were already hanging around him. He gave Tenten a side hug.

"S-Sorry...I-I-I forgot. Ill try to r-r-remember next time." Tenten hung her head in shame. Neji put his hand on Tentens head and awkwardly kept it there. Nejis hand was slapped off by Hinata.

"Who do you think you are bossing her around like that? Ill kill you!" Hinata yelled. She was acting a lot like Temari, and I can only imagine what Temari was acting like. Neji was starring at Hinatas...well...large chest. He smiled and nodded his head "Sure thing lady hinata." He smirked.

"Lady hinata" Temari mocked. "God why dont you form a relationship with your cousin you redneck hillbilly. Yee-haw!"

I couldn't help but notice that Temari and Tentens personality were almost Identical, expect Tenten was more verbally abusive, with a dash of funny, then physically like Temaris, painful personality. However, today its like they switched.

Neji scoffed and looked away in embarrassment. Gross. Why would you date your cousin? Thats just too weird.

We all talked for a while, If things couldn't get worse it was like everyone switched personalities. It was too strange for me to handle.

"Where is Sakura and Ino?" I Interuped everyone. They all looked at me weird.

"Sakura got into a fight and shes suspended...and whos Ino?" Temari tilted her head.

"Ino...you know...blonde, busty girl, Popular. That girl."

"Oh you mean my pet elephant?" Choji said. He whistled and out came a giant elephant with Inos face on it.

"Uhhh...." I groaned.

"Sai!" Ino yelled and came running at me.

"Wait Ino no! Youre gonna-!"

Squish!
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I woke up in cold sweat while sitting up.

"WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUU"

As I was yelling I noticed that My brothers were all surrounding my bed. Sumaru was at the end of my bed with his arms crossed, Udon was starring at me from the left side of the bed and Ranmaru was sitting on the corner of my bed, Obviously frowning because I was about to say the F word im front of him.

"UUUUU....FRICK....I meant to say what the frick. Silly me huh?" I picked up Ranmaru, who was now smiling since I didnt drop the F bomb. Besides Id get in serious trouble if our foster mom found out. I brought little Ranmaru into a hug.

"You kept mumbling in your sleep about elephants so we were about to wake you up when you woke up on your own." Sumaru explained. I smiled at him "Im fine, why dont you guys wait in the kitchen for me?" I told them. They all obeyed and left the room.

I grabbed my phone, I had to tell Ino about this.

Inos POV

                 *ON THE PHONE*

Sakura: Good morning everyone

Tenten: Sup dude

Hinata: :) hello

Ino: Now you guys wake up? Its 12pm, Its noon.

Tenten: Oh, Ive been up.

Hinata: Same.

Ino: mhm

Tenten: I had the craziest thought.

Tenten: Would you rather let a dog lick you on the lips or have a baby droll in your mouth?

Hinata: Wow thats actually a good would you rather.

Ino: Baby.

Hinata: Gross. Is it your baby or a random baby?

Tenten: Random baby and a random dog.

Hinata: Oh...Then Id rather let a dog kiss me.

Sakura: same

Ino: Why a dog? You can get rabies!

Hinata: If you let a random baby droll in your mouth then you might get aids.

Ino: Aids? Honestly

Tenten: Its a lose lose situation

Ino: Well thats crap.

Tenten: No shit, almost all would you rather questions are horrible dumbass.

Ino: Watch your mouth.

Hinata: Did you know they sell Pepsi flavored cheetos around here?

Tenten: aye lets get some.

Hinata: I heard they sell them at a nearby mall. We should all go.

Tenten: I dont know if I can. My dads coming home today, and Im pretty sure he found out about the fight.

Ino: Good luck

Tenten: I dont need luck...

Tenten: I need the gods right now, and maybe some tissues so I can cry myself to sleep ;_;

Sakura: Your dad cant be that bad.

Ino: As someone who has met her dad, I can say otherwise.

Hinata: My dad is pretty scary as well, Its impossible to say no to him

Sakura: My dad is just plain embarrassing.

Ino: Same
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*RING RING*

I was about to tell everyone about how my dad is way more embarrassing then Sakuras. To come to think of it, I've met almost everyones dad. Crazy enough, Ive even seen a picture of Narutos dad, AND Sasukes.

I looked at the person who was calling me. 'Sai' With a little heart next to his name. Sure, we werent dating, but who cares?

"Hello?" I awnsered the phone.

"Oh Ino, Thank goodness you picked up. I had the strangest dream and I-I just had to tell you about you." He beamed. I couldn't help but smile at his happy-ish emotion today. Its not every day you can literally hear an emotionless guy be emotional  for you.

"Id love to hear about it." I told him.

"Good, cause get ready for one hell of a ride. Sooo, It takes place at school, and It was like everyones personalities switched. The only thing bad about it was that you werent in it until the end. Anyways, Naruto and Sasuke switched, Shikamaru and Choji switched, Lee and Shino switched, which you would not BELIEVE how weird that was, Neji and Kiba switched, Which was too weird for me to handle, Tenten was acting like Hinata, and Temari was acting like Tenten, But Hinata was acting like Temari. To come to think of it, Sakura wasnt in it as well, but we mentioned her a few times."

"Wow...That does sound like one hell of a story. What did I do when I came in?" I asked.

"Um....Uh....You came down from the sky in a beautiful dress and kissed me. Thats when I woke up."

"Aw, I wished it could of lasted longer as well." I moped, "But Sai, I feel like there is another reason why you called?"

"Youre correct, beautiful. I was thinking that It would make a great book if we write about how everyones personality got switched up. How does that sound? You think you can write about a story like that?"

"Hell yeah! It sounds really interesting. Im so glad we found an Idea. Youre so smart Sai!" I complimented him back.

He chuckled of the phone. "Thanks Ino. I couldn't of done it without you of course. I got to go, I wish I could stay longer but my brothers keep trying to get me out of bed." In the background I could hear Ranmaru yelling to 'get up', while banging on a pan or something.

"You should get out of bed, Its already noon. Call me back later. Bye Sai."

"Bye babe."

Before I could say anything he hung up. Babe? Were not dating. Okay, so why do I feel so happy he called me that?

There is only one solution to this...

Tell my friends.

                  *ON THE PHONE*

Tenten: For the last time, Ino is dead.

Temari: How do you know?

Tenten: She obviously was assassinated by a surgeon who didnt get his money for when Ino had her plastic surgery.

Ino: Im 100% real.

Tenten: Of course you are...Minus the 95% of you thats fake, You are totally 100% real

Ino: -_-

Ino: I had a phone call, and It looks like Temari is finally up as well

Sakura: Theyve been arguing about where youve been ever since you stopped texting us.

Hinata: Yeah ^^

Temari: I want to go back to sleep. Please

Sakura: Its noon, You should be up.

Tenten: Hey, Today is Sunday right?

Hinata: Ya, why

Tenten: Oh okay. I got to go to school then.

Ino: ?

Tenten: Im trying out for dodge ball.

Sakura: DODGE BALL?!

Ino: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Hinata: lolololol

Temari: Why that?

Tenten: I dont know. I just want to play a sport.

Ino: How about volleyball?

Tenten: Hm....Actually that does sound fun, but tryouts arent till next semester.

Ino: lets all do that next semester then.

Sakura: I agree

Hinata: yay

Temari: HAHA! Yes! Finally everyone wants to play a sport!

Tenten: I need to get going to tryouts or Gai might be disappointed in me. I should be back by 3. See you guys later.

Sakura: bye

Hinata: see ya

Ino: wait

Tenten: waiting

Ino: Uh

Ino: what do you do when a guy calls you babe?

Sakura: Sai did, didnt he?

Ino: mmmmm ya

Tenten: Call him babe back

Tenten: Ok i got to go bye

Hinata: You should ask him out

Ino: No! Only the guy asks you out.

Sakura: If there was a way to roll my eyes on here, Just know that Im rolling my eyes so hard at you ^^

Ino: Whatever, thanks for the advice

Temari: Thats somewhat sexist

Ino: okay okay! Bye guys

Temari: youre leaving too?

Ino: Yeah. I have to start working on a project.

Sakura: good luck
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I grabbed a piece of paper and a clipboard and started writing. The point of view would change every chapter. Everyone would have their own point of view when the chapter changed. Like for example, Chapter 1 is in Sais point of view, and Chapter 2 is in Narutos point of view, and so on.

I hope Sai can make incredibly good pictures. I heard hes amazing at drawing and stuff. Maybe he can draw me like one of his french girls.

That would be soooo romantic.