Its lunch time and I am at the mall with Shikamaru, Choji, and Hinata's cousin Neji and his friend Lee. We didn't go with Neji and Lee, we just ran into them at the pizza place and decided to just all hang out while we ate lunch.

"Nice to see you are doing well Kiba!" Lee exclaims with a thumbs up and a smile. I can't help but think that he has started to idolize Coach Guy a little too much.

"You too Lee." I say with a forced friendly smile. "On a different totally different subject." I say turning to Shikamaru. "Did you hear about girl's night at Hinata's place?" I ask him before taking a bite out of my pizza.

"Wait, excuse me you said girl's night?" Neji asks politely, putting down his pizza and wiping his hands on a napkin.

I nod in response. "Yea Sakura, Hinata, Ino, and someone named Temari are going to have girl's night at Hinata's place." I restate to Neji before turning back to Shikamaru. "So did you here?" I ask again.

Neji sighs. "Well I guess it will be a loud night tonight then." He grumbles and goes back to eating his food.

My focus goes back to Neji. "Wait, you live in the same house as Hinata right?" I ask raising an eye brow.

"Well technically yes, but technically no. We live at a large residence and the houses are connected by the kitchen but we stay in our own house and meet for meals in the center." Neji responds and then raises his own eyebrow at me. "Why do you ask?"

A slow smile spreads across my face as a plan forms in my mind. They wanted to laugh at my threat but this will show them that they should take me seriously. I motion for everyone to lean in. "So here is what I purpose. These girls no doubt are going to keep Neji here up all night with girly music and giggling. I propose that we stay at Neji's house and prank the shit out of them. What do you guys think?" I whisper to the group and look at the looks on their faces.

"I don't know if that is a good idea Kiba." Neji says quietly. "What if we get caught?"

I grin and pull Shikamaru closer to the group. "We have Nara, the boy genius, there is no way we will get caught." I say confidently. It's true that the only way this will be a success is if Shikamaru is in on it, so I look at my friend expectantly.

His brow is creased in thought for a moment before he speaks. "Fine but we need to have a strategy meeting before anything and you all have to obey my orders."

Lee salutes Shikamaru instantly. "Yes sir! This will surely be splendid with you in charge." He says enthusiastically.

"What say you Choji?" I ask looking over at my friend who I am pretty sure hasn't heard a word of our conversation because he has been stuffing his face with pizza.

Choji smile and nods. "Sure sounds better than staying home alone on a Friday." He says before turning back to his food.

I smile broadly and turn to Neji. "Well, are you game?" I ask expectantly, hoping that everyone agreeing to go along with my crazed idea has pressured him into agreeing.

Neji sighs. "Well I don't have much of a choice do I?" He asks with a small smirk peeking through his composed demeanor. "When do we start?" He asks darkly.

I laugh at Neji's enthusiasm and smile at the team I have now assembled for the assault on the girls. I turn to Shikamaru. "Well general what is our first move?" I ask with a wolfish grin. The girls won't know what hit them and quite honestly I think that Shikamaru will come up with something that none of us would have ever dreamed. Yes, now I can back up my words, this is what happens when you tease me too much.