Q&A Answers
KittyFox: Okay, Kokichi! We finally have the questions ready!
Kokichi: Took long enough! Now, what are they?!
KittyFox: Our first question is from ThatPositivePerson and they asked, "Could you ever survive without Panta for...a week, at least?"
Kokichi: Duh! I can survive without anything forever!
KittyFox: You drink seven bottles a day. You couldn't go three hours.
Kokichi: Nuh-uh!
KittyFox: You get up at night to drink it. You have an addiction.
Kokichi: Whatever!
Kokichi sips his Panta.
Kokichi: Neeeeeext!
KittyFox: ...
KittyFox: The second question is from Pasteloni and they asked, "What are your thoughts on the beloved Amami?"
Kokichi: He's cool I guess, a good acquaintance. If you're asking if I love him at all, noooope! My heart belongs to you, Reader-chan!
KittyFox: You broke up with Rantaro just to date the reader.
Kokichi: At least I wasn't dating that detective!
KittyFox: You dated him before Rantaro, you fucking player.
Kokichi: Yeeeaaaah, me saying I was dating them were all lies.
KittyFox: Liar.
Kokichi: Aww man, ya got me! Yeah, I dated them. But Rantaro was the one who asked me out, okay?! Although I did ask out Shuichi...
KittyFox: Whatever, dude.
Kokichi: Ahem! Next! I don't have all day, y'know!
KittyFox: Next is from ShadowClan2004. They asked, "How smart are you Kokichi?"
Kokichi: The most intelligent person ever!
KittyFox: You have above average intelligence, not the most in the world.
Kokichi: Obviously I was talking about in comparison to the special ed. kids!
KittyFox: Potentially offensive for one, and for two I am done with your stupid games. Just answer honestly.
Kokichi: But that's not fuuuun! Just gimmie the next oooone!
KittyFox: This is from... KittenGirlKawaii...
Kokichi: Do you have a bad past with them?
KittyFox: ...They asked a weird question. Clearly a joke but they asked, "IF DICE DIDN'T EXIST WOULD YOH JOIN MY ARMY OF Scrab! SCREECHING DABBING CRABS"
Kokichi: No. I'd make my own army.
KittyFox: RIP them.
Kokichi: Anyways, neeeext! I'm already bored of that question!
KittyFox: This next question is from coolkatfun34 and they asked, "Has there ever been a prank you were nervous or scared to pull off? If so, what was it?"
Kokichi: Nishishi~ A supreme leader never gets scared!
KittyFox: Yet you pissed your pants when Shuichi pranked you into thinking he drank all your Panta.
Kokichi: We don't talk about that!
KittyFox: And to answer the reader's question, he gets scared every time!
Kokichi: No I don't! Why would I be scared to do what I'm good at?
KittyFox: Because you don't want anybody mad at you.
Kokichi: Nuh-uh! I don't care if anyone is mad at me! Just gimmie the next question! Geez, you guys ask some weird, obvious shit!
KittyFox: The next question is from DevynIsMusicalTrash and they asked, "Who was the first person you ever pranked?"
Kokichi: I don't remember!
KittyFox: Yes you do. You have it on video.
Kokichi: Uh, uh... n-no I don't!
KittyFox loads a video on his phone and shows everyone. It depicts Kokichi trying to prank his parents into thinking that a ghost was in the house but since he was a little kid he did stupid things like making noises when he walked and giggling so they knew it was him.
Kokichi: Awww man, everyone had to see my only failed prank!
KittyFox: Well, answer honestly so I don't have to answer for you.
Kokichi: Just do the next question!
KittyFox: This one is from Evil_Tanaka and they asked, "Who do you have a romantic interest in?"
Kokichi: Obviously you, Reader-chan!
KittyFox: And don't forget you used to crush on Keebo, Shuichi, and Rantaro all at the same time.
Kokichi: They asked for currently, not the paaaast!
KittyFox: But it's fun to throw that in!
Kokichi: Hmph! Fine then, I'm not answering any more questions!
KittyFox: Well, good for you, that's the last one written on the list here.
Kokichi: Good!
Kokichi stomps away angrily.
KittyFox: Well, that's that (every level has a setback- okay I'm done referencing Fandroid ANYWAYS-)
KittyFox: Guess this Q&A is over. Thanks to everyone who asked a question and sorry Kokichi decided not to be honest, I figured that would happen which is why I was here to be the lie detector but since I'm done with my job I shall disappear into writing again. Byyyyeeeeeee~!
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