Kokichi: Haiii guuurl wanna kiss meh?

You: Suuuure but whats ur nameee

Kokichi: meh name ish Kokicheh

You: Oohhh siundz pretteh *Smooch*

Kokichi: Ur a good kiisseh

You: *Blush*

Kokichi: *Blush*

Kokichi: Ya wanna date meh?

You: NAH LETZ GIT MARRIED

Kokichi: OKEH THE WEDDING WOLL BE TOMARRAH

You: YAYA OKEEEHHH!!

The two of you married n had 5850203859302040602 kids cuz fuck condoms.
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