If you give an Oma a Reader, he's going to want some Panta to douse them in.

Then he's going to want a spare checkered scarf to cover their eyes so they can't punch him in anger.

After that, he's probably going to want a balcony to throw them off of, but a mattress for them to land on.

Once the reader lands on the mattress, he's going to want a padlock to lock his door so the reader can't hurt him.

But then Oma is gonna be bored again, so he's going to want another reader to troll...