That akward moment when you're trying to gargle some water but end up spitting half of it out on  yourself because you're trying (and half-failing) to keep yourself from laughing because you discovered a fold in time about how water tastes like clear and clear tastes like water and then started yelling about how we need to prepare the cheese for the apocalypse of towels.

Is related in some way.

And no, I'm not going crazy just simply saying some stuff  along the lines of stuff I'd normal say just a little more random and nonsensical than usual.

Also, my sister figured how to describe the new car smell.
"It smells like a mall!"    ~Nugget's little sister, 2016

This is basically what I said
" Water tastes like clear and clear tastes like water. Wait, Oh No! WE MUST PREPARE THE CHEESE FOR TH- *insert a small bout of uncontrollable laughing* THE TOWEL APOCALYPSE!!!!!!!"
   ~Nugget, 2016                * the last part is almost completely unintelligible I was laughing so hard.

ALSO THE TOWEL APOCALYPSE  IS COMING JUST LOOK AT HOW EVIL THAT TOWEL IS!!!!!! 

No, that is totally NOT some random, crumpled up Safeway recipt That was in my room for some reason.

PAC-MAN CHIP!!!!

YAYYYYYYYYHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Iz a tiny carrot at the top! .3. .3. .3.