So, I was bored, so I started a new Twilight Princess file, but named Link I farted and Epona Yo fart.Here are some personal faves...

Rusl: "I have a favor to ask of you, I farted."

Fado (Guy that works on the goat ranch): "Hey! I farted! You there?"

Fado: "Hey, where's Yo fart?"

Illia: "Oh, hi, I farted."

Illia: "I washed Yo fart for you."

Illia: "Oh but listen, I farted." (I loled so hard right there)

Illia: "You know, the one that Yo fart likes?"

Bo (the mayor): "YOu better move along and take Yo fart with you."

Fado: "Sorry to get you over here in such a hurry, I farted."

Talo: "Oh, I farted, didja hear?"

Uli (the pregnant lady): "Oh, I farted! That cradle!"

Rusl: "Ah, just in time, I farted!"

Beth, Talo, and Malo: "That's amazing, I farted!"

Beth: "Ooh! That was so great, I farted!"

Talo: "Um. I farted..."

Rusl: "Anyway, I farted..."