1K Reads Special: Round 2: Hanamaru Kunikida
Know Your Idol...Know Your Idol...Know Your Idol...Know Your Idol...
Audience: (cheers)
Announcer: This is, Know Your Stars: Love Live Edition! Where you get to see your favorite idols and characters from Love Live School Idol Project and Love Live Sunshine get humiliated in the public eye. Give it up for your host, The Voice.
Audience: (cheers)
Voice: Thanks guys! Welcome back to a new chapter of Know Your Stars: Love Live Edition. Today's guest, you've probably seen her before in a past chapter. I managed to get more facts about a certain book fan. Coming here for the second time, here is Round 2, with Hanamaru Kunikida.
Audience: (cheers)
(Hanamaru enters the stage looking scared and sat down)
Hanamaru: This isn't going to end well -zura. I've already been through enough torture the last time -zura.
Voice: Hanamaru Kunikida...was forced to sleep with Ruby and Yoshiko. If you know what I mean. (thanks -froggo for requesting this)
Audience: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHEW! WHEW! SEXY ZURAMARU!
Hanamaru: (blushes dark red) W-what?! I NEVER SLEPT WITH MY FRIENDS -ZURA!
Riko: (blushes, smiles and starts having yuri fantasies of Hanamaru, Yoshiko, and Ruby.)
Yoshiko: It's YOHANE! Yo! Ha! Ne! Also, me, sleep with Hanamaru? Ha! I wish. (Blushes) Uh, I mean...
Mari: Too late bella.
Nozomi: You said it out loud.
Yoshiko: Damn it.
(Dia hugs Ruby close)
Dia: Shameless! When I get my hands on Hanamaru, I'm gonna...
Umi: I couldn't agree more! I'm surprised this is show wasn't even reported or cancelled yet.
Ruby: That never happened!
Dia: Well, that better stay that way.
Leah: That Hanamaru girl is SO dead. (Squeezes her glass of water and shaders it)
Sarah: Now now before we go killing people, is this even true? Maybe it's just a rumor.
Leah: It could be true.
Ruby: (blushed dark red and screams and runs out)
Hanamaru: I haven't even been here that long and it's already turning into a big mess -zura.
Voice: Hanamaru Kunikida aka Cure Zura...saved the world. (Thanks -froggo for requesting this)
Audience: (cheers) THANKS FOR SAVING US!
Hanamaru: Not true -zura! I already told you the last time I was on here that I am not a magical girl and I only cosplay -zura!
Voice: Hanamaru Kunikida...saw Riko, Chika, and You having a threesome sex and sleeping together (thanks -froggo for requesting this)
Audience: (Ooooooo and wooooooo)
(Dia covers Ruby's ears)
Dia: How dare you corrupt the innocent with your sinful words and actions!
(You and Riko's faces blush dark red)
Chika: What's a threesome?
Riko and You: You do not want to know.
Hanamaru: What?! No -zura! That is not true -zura! I never saw anything like that -zura!
Voice: Explain this. (A picture of Hanamaru taking pics of Riko, Chika, and Yoi naked and bed doing "you know what" appears on the screen)
Hanamaru: That is clearly fake -zura. That was probably just some sort of page from some fanmade doujinshi -zura!
Riko: (blushes dark red and nosebleeds and faints)
You: Nani?! (Blushes dark red)
Chika: What are we doing in that picture.
You: Don't ask.
Voice: Hanamaru Kunikida...allowed Ruby and Yoshiko to kiss her. (thanks -froggo for requesting this)
Audience: (cheers) OOOOOOTTTTTTTTTPPPPPPPS!
Mari: HA! I KNEW THOSE WERE WAS CANON!
Hanamaru: N-no!
Dia: (turns red and steam comes out of her ears) That Hanamaru girl is going to get it from me when this is done! I can't let Ruby be corrupted and disgraced by this scum.
Leah: Allow me to get in on the action as well!
Hanamaru: (gulps) I am so dead-zura.
Voice: (sings and plays an eletric guitar and sings a few lines from the song Dead by Chemical Romance) HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS THAT YOUR DEAD! NO ONE EVER HAD MUCH NICE TO SAY! I THINK THEY NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY!
Mari: This is my jam! Wooo! Headbang! (dances around)
Hanamaru: (sarcastic) Oh that is cute -zura. You are really cute.
Voice: Everyone. Hanamaru thinks I'm cute. Hanamaru Kunikida...she has a crush on me, The Voice. (thanks -froggo for requesting this)
Audience: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mari: New OTP! HanOice! Cue the fanart!
Hanamaru: Why would I even love you when I don't even like you -zura?!
Voice: You just said I was cute.
Hanamaru: I was being sarcastic -zura!
Voice: Sure you were.
(Dia and Leah come up on stage with scary death threat looks on their faces)
Dia: Prepare to regret your sinful actions.
Leah: You have hell to pay so be prepare for a world of hurt.
Dia: Normally I don't approve of profanity but for this occasion, I'll let it side this once.
Leah: Prepare to die.
(Dia and Leah cracks their knuckles)
Hanamaru: (pupils go small) Oh sugar honey iced tea -zura.
(Dia and Leah starts chasing after Hanamaru)
Hanamaru: (screams and runs away) I'm too young to die -zura! I have so much to live form -zura!
Audience: (cheers) FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Voice: Now you know more about...Hanamaru Kunikida...our savior Precure who kissed and slept with Yoshiko and Ruby, saw the YouChikaRiko trio sleeping together, and has a crush on me!
Hanamaru: They don't know me at all -zura! I hate you random voice -zura!
Which character should I do next?
What "facts" should I say about them?
What will be their and the audience's reactions to each claim?
Which character should I do an aftermath of?
What should it be about?
Let me know in the comment section below if you have any ideas for either of these two.
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