I have no idea what to label this.

I was tagged by Mandalorianfox aka the only person I know who also rides on Wattpad.

1) What discipline do you ride?
Dressage(English).

2) If you had to switch your discipline, what would you choose?
I enjoy dressage, but if I had to switch, I defiantly want to give a few goes at barrel racing.

3) Who is your equestrian ideal?
Me.

4) Who is your least favourite equestrian?
Everyone in my fucking lesson.

5) Describe your dream horse.
I'm a sucker for shire horses(even have a miniature figure), but I'd probably do best on a pinto or paint.

6) Post a picture or describe the horse you ride.
My mom spams my inbox with these kinds of photos.

Take a good long look at my pasty arms.

7) What would you do if you were forced to stop riding?
Become super spiteful and a general nuisance to be around.

8) What was your best score at a show?
I honestly wish I could tell you.

9) Who's you're favourite horse blog?
I consider myself a relatively normal equestrian, I don't have multiple horse blogs.

10) Group lessons or private? Why?
I have a huge preference towards private lessons. I like the idea of someone telling me what I'm doing wrong so I can fix it. As opposed to my lesson being filled with utter shitheads(which it is) who make it hard for my instructor to even spend a split second focusing on me. Those imbeciles can barely do a shallow serpentine right.

11) How high do you jump?
I don't jump.

12) What level dressage do you do?
Eugh.

13) What level eventing do you do?
Hgue

14) Cross country colours?
I don't ridge cross country. Whoops.

15) What colours look good on your horse?
Shades of red and orange. Maybe even lilac.

16) Your opinion on Rolkur?
Anyone who agrees with it deserves to be shot.

17) Last time you rode...was it great?
Haha, no. My classmates are shitty and make it hard for me to not want to jump in front of a horse mid trot. You can only do so many half-halts before you want to die.

18) If you could spend the whole do with any equestrian, who would it be?
Twilight Sparkle ofc.

19) Helmet or no helmet, explain?
As someone whose been bucked off before, I can confirm that helmets are a good idea. You're never too high and mighty for safety. But if you want to have a higher risk of blunt force trauma, be my guest.

20) Who was your first/favourite horse?
Her name was Rachael and I miss her dearly. She was a gentle giant and none of us deserved her.

I don't know anyone who rides. whoops.