Here are some jokes that are so stupid, they hurt.

1.  My father has a heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the zoo

2.  I think I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's something I could see myself doing

3.  What concerts only cost 45 cents?
50 cent featuring nickleback

Thank you for listening, no reading, those stupid jokes. By the way, I didn't make them up. Cheers to the Internet