So I'm gunna wrote a bunch of paradoxs (that's not how you spell it) just for fun. Have a good time questioning life!

1. Pinocchio
What if Pinocchio said, "My nose will now grow". His nose only grows when he lies, but if his nose doesn't grow after he said that he would be lying. If his nose did grow he would be telling the truth.

2. The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false

3 . This one is stupid I found it online :
Toast always land butter side down. Cats always land on their feet. Put butter toast in a cat and... Congrats you have a floating cat!!!

4 . If you traveled back in time to kill your grandfather (not saying you would) it would prevent yourself from ever being born. So how could you have traveled back in time to kill your grandfather?

A/N: speaking of time travel and such...if we haven't already been visited by people from the future, does that mean time travel will ever be invented?!

However, some people say you can only go back to when time machine were first invented because that's when the space worm hole opened. crazy I know.

Anyway... did you like those paradoxs (again that's not the correct spelling) ?
Please comment what you think!