Lost your pen-no pen
No pen- no notes
No notes- can't study
Don't study- fail
Fail- no diploma
No diploma- no work
No work- no money
No money- no food
No food- skinny
Skinny- ugly
Ugly- no husband
No husband- no kids
No kids- alone
Alone- depression
Depression- sickness
Sickness- death

Life lesson- don't loose your pen. You will die