Hello little ones, welcome to this small collection of comebacks

Stop calling yourself hot. All you can turn on is the microwave

Boyyoudonylike: Hey, are you single?
You: no, I'm plural
Boyyoudontlike: lol, I mean are you free this Friday?
You: No, I'm expensive

Sorry I didn't get that I don't speak idiot

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Person: u stupid little rich kid

You: *pulls out (desired amount of money)* You should buy yourself some better insults

You: *looks at fat bully* <--- (sorry couldn't think of a man here)
Fat bully: what are you staring at?
You: The reason why double doors were invented

You're like school in July. No class

That was my little book of comebacks. Did you guys like it? Let me know if you want me to post more like this