One day Mr. Phillard rushed his pregnant wife to the hospital.

While the doctors were prepping his wife, Mr. Phillard saw his brother Bill.

"Oh no!" Mr. Phillard thought. "My idiot brother has come!"

Then when Mr. Phillard saw the blood (he was watching the childbirth) he fainted.

When Mr. Phillard woke, a doctor was standing next to him.

The doctor said, "You're in the recovery room, Mr. Phillard and don't worry about your wife. She has twins, but your brother was there, and because your wife was still under medication, she let your brother name the twins."

"Oh no! Not my idiot brother!" Mr.Phillard said. "what did he name them?"

"He named the first one, the girl, Deneise." The doctor replied.

"Hey that's not bad. I underestimated my brother."

The doctor continued, "The second twin, the boy, is named Denephew."

A/N: Did you like that joke. Also I didn't make it up I found it online. Comment if you want more like that.