"sHIT BABE WHERES MY TUX?!" He shouted, looking frantically around their home.  "BABE IM NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE YOU YET STAY ON YOUR SIDE!" Lance shouted back as his husband-to-be tried to open the door.

"But baaabbbbeee," Keith whined. "I miss you. We only have one week off of work together and I wanna be with you." He pouted. Lance walked over to the door. "I know honey... but it's bad luck. You'll have to wait." He said sweetly to his fiancé. "Just one kiss?" Keith begged.

Lance laughed, "if you close your eyes." Keith made a happy noise and Lance opened the door, closing his eyes. "You look beautiful," Keith said. "You weren't supposed to look!" Lance yelled. "I'm not, my eyes are closed. But you're always gorgeous." Keith said sweetly.

"Babe stop, I'm not supposed to cry before the wedding," Lance laughed, taking Keith's face in his hands and pecking his lips. "Now go get ready. I can't wait to see you walking down that aisle." Lance added, rubbing their noses together. "Um no excuse me, you're walking down the aisle. I'm waiting at the alter."

"No that's too last minute, how's my father going to know that he needs to walk me down?" Lance said, grabbing his almost-husband's hands. "He's known since we started planning the wedding." Keith said, kissing Lance's hands. "I'm going to go get ready. I love you."

"I love you too," Lance said, kissing the side of Keith's nose. Keith waited to hear the door close before opening his eyes and walking down to his room and finishing getting ready
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A few hours later, Keith just about cried at the sight of his fiancé walking down the aisle, a flower in his hair, and one tucked in the pocket of his tuxedo. He let a few tears fall- and when Lance saw he ushered his father to move faster with him so he could comfort his husband- well, almost husband.

Lance stepped up onto the alter and wiped the tears away and kissed the side of his nose. He pulled the flower out of his pocket and tucked it behind Keith's ear. "I love you," he whispered. "I love you too," Keith said back, smiling as wide as he could.

So the guy that was marrying them said all the shiz ( A/N what are those guys called?) and they said their vows.

"Keith Kogane," he began, Keith looking at him eagerly. "Do you take Lance McClain to be your lawfully wedded husband?"

"I do!"

"And do you promise to take care of him and be with him through sickness, and in health?"

"I do," Keith said, looking lovingly into Lance's eyes.

"And Lance McClain. Do you take Keith Kogane to be your lawfully wedded husband?"

"I do!!" Lance almost yelled, feeling overly excited. Could you blame him? He was marrying the most amazing person on this Earth for crying out loud!

"And do you promise to take care of him and be with him through sickness, and in health?"

"Hell yeah!" A few people laughed and Lance beamed.

"I now pronounce you um- man and- man. You may now kiss the groom." He seemed to be questioning if what he was saying was right. Keith was beginning to move in for a small romantic kiss, but Lance grabbed his waist and dipped him, kissing all over his face and making Keith laugh.

In the crowd, their work friend, Pidge, yelled "get a room!" And everyone laughed. They stood up straight and Keith just stared at his husband. "You look fantastic." He looked at Lance's tie and straightened it, laughing. "Did you try to tie it yourself?"

"Heh, yeah... nOW LETS GO PARTY OUR MARRIED ASSES OFF!" Lance yelled, startling Keith a bit as he dragged him off to the after-party thingy-majig.
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They had a great time with everyone, and being married, but at the end of the night they were exhausted. Keith settled into bed, snuggled up to his husband. "Goodnight, Mr. Kogane." Keith kissed Lance's forehead. "I love you."

"Wait like I love you too and all, but like... we just got married. Shouldn't we like... celebrate or something?" Lance said. "We just partied for at least 4 hours straight what more could we possibly do?"

"Well like- normally couples like- fuck once they're married and stuff? Like now that we're married we can?" Lance suggested.

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"Lance no I'm tired. And my virginity is the only thing you haven't stolen from me." Keith said, kissing Lance's cheek and turning off the light and snuggling beneath the blankets.

"DIVORCE!"

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Heh I bet I almost got you there.

They're too precious for sex I'm sorry it's not happening