Okay allthedadjokes7 this isn't quite smut yet, but I'm easing into it lol. Plus I thought of this and thought it would be funny XD.

Allura's castle was nice and admittedly amazing in many ways. After all it's a building and a space ship mixed into one. However, it had one fatal flaw.

Most of the doors, had no way of locking. Or at least no one ever told the five members of team Voltron how to use them. It left no chance at privacy. And led to some... awkward situations.

Example 1:

"Keith what are you doing?" Lance laughed as said male, who was sitting on the couch next to him, suddenly crawled onto of him.

"I'm bored." Keith complained as he connected their lips.

"Mm..." Lance pulled away smirking playfully at his boyfriend. "So now I'm just something to clear your boredom?" He teased pretending to be hurt. "How cruel."

Keith found himself smiling. "Shut up, you know I love you..." he whispered kissing below Lance's ear.

Lance felt the air catch in his throat. "I love you too..." He said breathlessly.

Keith then moved his head to connect their lips once again. This time earning a small moan from his partner. He gently slid his tongue in to make the kiss more heated. He brought his hands to gently run under Lance's shirt.

They then heard someone cough behind them, and Keith pulled away quickly as they both looked over.

"I was going to tell you to prepare for some turbulence because where going through an asteroid belt, but now I feel as though I shouldn't of interrupted." Allura herself stood there.

Keith felt his face heat up slightly, but kept his cool demeanor. "Sorry we'll leave." He got up grabbing Lance's hand and pulling him out of the room.

"Wait!" Allura laughed as she called after them. "At least let me get pictures!"

Example 2:

"That was a successful battle if I do say so myself. Another one of Zarcon's fleets taken out." Lance said casually as he and Keith were walking down the hall after a battle.

"Yeah it was definitely exciting. I feel like I need to do something to help this adrenaline." Keith replied.

"Oh really." Lance chuckled. "Like what?"

Keith grabbed him pulling him into the nearest room, which just so happened to be a supply room of some sort. "Like you." He replied before crashing their lips together.

The kiss was long and passionate, and this time Lance didn't hesitate in giving back.

They eventually pulled away, panting for air. Lance rolled Keith's jacket off his shoulders as he kissed his neck.

Keith was halfway done with taking Lance's jacket off when the door slid open.

"Oh. Excuse me I just have to grab a few things." Coran replied as he slid past them, grabbed what he needed, and then left adding: "Carry on."

The couple looked at each other and couldn't help but laugh.

Before it was interrupted by the galea attack alarm going off.

Example 3:

"Hey, you still need that adrenaline down?" Lance asked as he saw Keith walking by in a practically unused corner hall of the castle.

"How could I say no?" Keith asked as he was pulled closer. The two sat down of the long flat white benches that lined most of halls, and started again in their passionate make out session.

Lance had already managed to discard Keith's jacket and was now tugging at his shirt. Keith raised his arms allowing him to pull the shirt off and over his head. This time it was Lance who began to kiss his partner's neck. He pushed him back so they were lying down. Him on top.

Keith felt a laugh resonate from the back of his throat. "Well someone's being especially promiscuous today."

"Guess I can't help it after being interrupted so many times." He replied before continuing with his work. He found the soft part of his neck and bit it gently, receiving a sound of pleasure from the other. Lance brought his hands up to run down his boyfriend's exposed chest.

They hardly had time to hear the footsteps approaching.

"WH-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Shiro shouted.

"Oh no." Keith sat up.

"Angry Dad alert, run!" Lance yelled as they got up, Keith grabbing his clothes.

"HEY GET BACK HERE I NEED TO HAVE A TALK WITH YOU TWO!" Shiro yelled after them.

They couldn't help but laugh as they ran down the hall hand in hand.

Example 4:

Lance needed a shower, and so Keith decided he needed one too, and snuck in with him. They were starting when the sound of Pidge's voice came from the other side of the curtain.

"Lance, don't come out. I'm just grabbing some toothpaste."

Lance put his finger to his lips as a signal to his partner. "Okay take what you need!"

"Got it." Pidge said. "Oh, and hi Keith."

"Hey Pidge." He replied simply before they heard her leave.

Example 5:

"Now hopefully we'll finally get some time alone." Kieth walked into Lance's room with him and automatically pulled him closer. He let his hands rub against the other male's waist before grabbing the bottom of his shirt and pulling it over his head. He threw it to the side carelessly and then started to walk, forcing Lance to move backwards towards his bed. When they hit the edge Keith connected their lips and laid him down slowly, bringing his leg over to straddle him.

Lance pulled away breathlessly feeling a smile spread across his face. "I love you." It was then his turn to remove his partner's shirt.

"Love you too." Keith replied kissing him again. Before trailing his lips down Lance's neck and across his collar bone.

Lance hummed in pleasure as he felt his partner's lips and tongue dance across his skin. He let his hands trail down to grab Keith's butt.

Then that dreaded sound of a door sliding open sounded.

"Hey Lance I- AH WOAH!" Hunk walked in.

"Oh for the love of- Hunk really?!?!" Keith complained, sitting up, and running his hands through his hair in annoyance.

"S-sorry, I just needed help with something, but I'll come back later!" He left quicker than he came.

"Ugh I'm so sexually aggravated right now..." Keith grumbled.

Lance laughed grabbing him and rolling over so he was in top this time. "Maybe I could help."

Then the galra attack alarm once again sounded.

They both groaned in annoyance.

-&-

Coran, Kieth, and Lance were all in the main hub as they were traveling through space. Lance was falling  asleep in one of the chair's and Keith was up with Coran at the control panel watching him work.

"That is a lot of technology, how do you control it all?" Keith asked.

"Years of learning." Coran replied simply.

"This castle can do plenty of things, and yet the doors don't even lock." The blacket grumbled.

"What are you talking about, of course they do." He remarked.

"What?" Keith asked with a slightly surprised expression. "How?"

Coran gave him the instructions.

Then without another word Keith walked toward Lance, practically picking him up and throwing him over his shoulder.

"Ah, Keith! What are you doing?!" The previously half asleep male shouted in surprise as he was carried out of the room forcefully.

Moral of the story: nobody likes a cockblock.

Hey guys, I hope you liked this XD. It was pretty fun to write, not gonna lie. My poor gaybies always being interrupted. Lol tell me what you thought and leave requests if you want. Vote and comment, bye!
         ~Hannah😋