Lance: HOWDY BUCKEROO! *Southern finger guns*

Keith: ...Huh??

Shiro: 안녕하세요, 키스 버디 (Hello, Keith buddy) 

Keith: ...!??!?!? *Confused AF*

Pidge: *Jumps on Keith's back* YEE HAW, GET A MOVE ON PONY!

Keith: *About to fall over* Woah! WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING!?!?

Lance: *Draws bayard* Get a move on lil buddy.

Shiro: 그에 대 한 위협을 사용 하지 마십시오! (STOP USING THREATS ON HIM!)

Keith: ...I give up, WHAT'S GOING ON??!!?

Hunk: *Walks in* Oh...i'll just...uh..

Keith: PLEASE HUNK, WHAT'S GOING ON?!!

Hunk: *Inhales* They made bets saying weather you were Texan or Korean.

Shiro: 한국어!(KOREAN!)

Lance&Pidge: SOUTHERN LIL BUDDY!

Keith: ..............

Also Keith: ........I'm Keith guys........

Hunk: HA! Suck it, told you he would say that!

Lance ,Shiro & Pidge: *Angry mumbles* sighhh *Each hand hunk 30 gac*

Hunk: BOO YA! (HA! I knew he was cyborg all along!) 

Keith: .........I-I don't get it..... 

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Allura: This is a nice prince, I like princes. *Kiss Kiss*

Lance: Lemme smash, Please??

Allura:  No Lance, go find Keith.

Lance: You want, sum fucc~~

Allura: No lance, I don't want sum fucc.

Lance: I got you princess!

Keith: *Walks in* 

Lance: *Lust grows in his eyes* Mhmhmhmm~~

Keith: ...Wot??.....

Lance: KEITH! LEMME SMASH!

Keith: ...Okeh...

Keith & Lance: *Has sum good fuk* 

Allura: ........Fuk this shit i'm out! 

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Pidge: Lance, would you kiss keith for 20,000 gac??

Lance: Pffft- No.

Pidge: *Throws lance money* 

Lance: ..... *Looks at keith* *Tries to kiss him*

Keith: AHHH! NO NOO NO! 

Pidge: *Recording* 

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Pidge: I am appalled and flabbergasted by your blatant disregard for this ships attire!

Keith: ........Umm, English plz....

Hunk: Uhmmm....

Shiro: Wot??

Lance: ...Bitch, just say 'Remove hat' it's way easier.

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Lance: I'm so ready for this sleepover! 

Hunk: Yeah! *High fives* 

                                      Later 

Lance: *Slowly inflating air mattress* 

Hunk: *Sitting in corner eating chicken nuggets*

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                                                                             End. 

Hiya! do you guys like these sort of one shots or do you prefer the ones like 'The Piano' that have more meaning and a base to them?? Bye~~

                                                          **BONUS**

Lance: Yo bro, do you think I can get this chicks number??

Keith: Dude, you can't get any  girls' number. 

Lance: *Scoff* I get 20 times more girls than you do. 

Keith: *Exhales* 20 x 0 = 0 bud. *Pats lance's back and walks away*

Lance: *Gets sad*

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Keith: *Runs in* Yo, I just hit hunk with my bayard!

Pidge: What?!?!?.....

Keith: SIKE! *Starts to laugh*

Pidge: Oh, HAHHA! 

Keith: Actually lance shot him with his. 

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Keith: *Annoyed AF* 

Lance: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! BOOM *Boops Keith's nose*

Keith: *Still annoyed* 

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**One I made up by myself**

Shiro: *Teaching about teamwork or some shit* And that's why Cheaters never prosper.

Also Shiro: Any questions??

All: .................................

Keith: *Raises hand* 

Shiro: Yes, keith?

Keith: If cheaters never prosper, why is lance here???

Lance: *Scoffs* UH! *Highly offended*

Pidge: DAMNNNNNNN!

Hunk: *Is ded* 

Keith: *Gets shades* Fuck you lance. 

Lance: uw0, *Cough* You mean *Fuck me lance

Keith: Yeh.

Shiro Hunk & Pidge: *Is ded boiss* 

Lance & Keith: *Has sum of dat good good fuk*

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*Drops mic* FUCK YOU BITCHES, I'M GONE! *Naruto runs away*

JKJKJK! I love you all! bye~~