YOU:
ok but when is kang gonna call on me so i can go to the "bathroom" and get this pizza my arm is getting numb i've had it up for like eight years

AREUM:
you ain't going to that bathroom

AREUM:
not before me

KOOKACHU:
but i didn't invite either of you???

YOU:
sucks for the both of you!!! i already have my hand raised HAAAN!!!

YOU:
wOW AREUM YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO HIT ME UPSIDE THE HEAD THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR

AREUM:
so? you mad because kang let me go to the bathroom and not you?

YOU:
I HAD MY HAND RAISED

AREUM:
fuck your hand bro

AREUM:
lmao "fuck your hand"

AREUM:
get it

AREUM:
bc masturbation

AREUM:
and taehyung masturbates a lot lmao

CHAEJIN:
you would know that wouldn't you areum

AREUM:
don't do this rn areum don't get him started

YOU:
well maybe i wouldn't have to jack off so much if i had someone to help me @areum

AREUM:
then you should probably put an ad up in the school paper i'm sure at least one of these hoes would love to jack your long hobes havin ass @taehyung

HOEBI:
once again, i am a target of peer pressure,,,,

YOU:
i do beat my meat too often tho its a problem tbh

YOU:
my right arm is getting bigger than the other

KOOKACHU:
JEEZOUS KWISE

HOEBI:
i don't even know why i let myself be surpised by this revelation

YOU:
i can't jack off with both hands man i'm not ambidextrous

HOEBI:
....................... so how's the pizza areum?

AREUM:
it's orgasmic!!

YOU:
just like my stroke game areum hmu

CHAEJIN:
WILD

KOOKACHU:
YO STOP THIS MAN STOP

HOEBI:
why are you like this

YOU:
savage life 24/7 that's why

AREUM:
that's it i'm filing for copyright infringement you kEEP copyING ME

YOU:
no!!!! don't!!!!

AREUM:
and!!! i'm not bringing back any pizza!!!!!

YOU:
BAE I WAS JOKING PLEASE

YOU:
doNT DO THIS TO ME

YOU:
WHAT ABOUT US

YOU:
WHAT ABOUT A LL THAT WE'VE BEEN THROUGH

AREUM:
what about you stop bein a whiny ass bitch?

HOEBI:
curv't 🌀

YOU:
fack off

AREUM:
or jack off

AREUM:
and this time be sure to use your left hand tae

KOOKACHU:
this is your weatherman jeon jungkook speaking and today's forecast is 3°C and rainy with a 100% chance of L's and harsh 14mph wind curves please dress appropriately and good morning america

CHAEJIN:
this is korea tho

KOOKACHU:
dis dick ain't smol tho

AREUM:
rELACKS™ JUNGKOOK