CHAEJIN:
look, i just wanted the physics hw i didn't ask for all this.....

AREUM:
never ever ever!!!! would i put my mouth near on or around your hobes or wee wee

HOEBI:
i'm feeling extra targeted right now

YOU:
one day areum

YOU:
one day you gonna want dis dih

CHAEJIN:
we aren't about to have this conversation right now

CHAEJIN:
what we need to do is figure out which one of you is sending me the hw

AREUM:
i'll send it rn babz hold on

KOOKACHU:
you the real mvp areum

YOU:
we should all aspire to be more like areum

AREUM:
awww thank u disciple but btw its "trap goddess areum™" ho, get it right

HOEBI:
in what ways taehyung

HOEBI:
enlighten me

HOEBI:
in what ways should i try to be like that creature

AREUM:
well for starters i actually let people copy my homework

AREUM:
@hoebi what's good???

CHAEJIN:
die

CHAEJIN:
dying

CHAEJIN:
dead

HOEBI:
idgaf was that supposed to hurt my feelings

AREUM:
this is whAT IM TALKING ABOUT

AREUM:
YOU'RE SOOOOO SELFISH

AREUM:
ITS ALL ABOUT TEAMWORK BRO

YOU:
let me hear the choir sing it!!!

KOOKACHU:
*church choir voice* ITS ALL ABOUT TEAMWORK YOU SELFISH MOTHA FUCKAAAA 🎶🎶

AREUM:
AND STOP BEING SO PRETENTIOUS AND LETTING THE WHOLE TEAM SINK BECAUSE OF YOUR INABILITY TO COOPERATE THIS IS A GROUP EFFORT AND WE CAN'T ALL RIDE ON THE JOURNEY TO SUCCESS IF YOU'RE NOT SHARING ANSWERS

YOU:
mhm!!!

AREUM:
BITCH IF I SAY I NEED NUMBER 12 YOU BETTER SWING THAT MY WAY BEFORE I SWING MY FOOT UP YA ASS

YOU:
one more time for the people in the back!!!

AREUM:
WHY DON'T U WANT US TO WIN

HOEBI:
BECAUSE I HAPPEN TO PUT A LOT OF WORK INTO MY STUDIES AND FOR YOU GUYS TO JUST PIGGYBACK YOUR WAY THROUGH KANG'S CLASS WHILE I'M ACTUALLY PUTTING IN THE WORK IS IRRITATING

YOU:
OH BOO HOO HOO IM JUNG HOSEOK AND I HAVE A 92 AVERAGE INSTEAD OF A 93 BECAUSE KANG ROUNDED DOWN MY LIFE IS SOOOO HARD

KOOKACHU:
he has an A in that class????

KOOKACHU:
i have an E bitch wtf

KOOKACHU:
how u do dat hoseok?

HOEBI:
THOSE OF US WITH COMMON SENSE CALL IT "STUDYING"

HOEBI:
YALL SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME TBH

AREUM:
......................

CHAEJIN:
........bOY IF YOU DON'T

YOU:
don't you think that maybe i might have,,,, perhaps,,,,, tRIED THAT

YOU:
the info doesn't stick.

YOU:
okay, it doesn't stick.

YOU:
.....

YOU:
the info doesn't stick it don't stick hwhy won't it stick

KOOKACHU:
listen

KOOKACHU:
IM JUST TRYNA GET A PASSING GRADE IM NOT ASKIN FOR THE ANSWERS TO THE WHOLE TEST I JUST WANT A LIL SUM SUM HERE AND THERE JHU FEEL

KOOKACHU:
SMH I JUST WANT THE BARE MINIMUM

KOOKACHU:
A CALM 65 IS FINE BY ME

CHAEJIN:
^^^^^ SNAPPLE FACTS

HOEBI:
ok but consider this

HOEBI:
me: *is unbothered*

CHAEJIN:
that's why you're mad ugly u fkcin horse

YOU:
HOSEOK, YOU

YOU:
OF ALLLLL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW

YOU:
NO MATTER HOW MUCH STUDYING I DO IM STILL STUPID

AREUM:
I DONT THINK YOU'RE STUPID TAEHYUNG

YOU:
THANKS BAE I APPRECIATE DAT

AREUM:
SIKE!!!

AREUM:
ITS OPPOSITE DAY BITCH

YOU:
so basically what you're telling me is that you'd give me a blowjob

AREUM:

CHAEJIN:
what kind of escalation

KOOKACHU:
*flips through manual* this must be that new fuckboy logic

KOOKACHU:
they must have published a new edition of the fuckboy chronicles while i wasn't looking

AREUM:
where'd you even get that from taehyung wth

YOU:
you said its opposite day

YOU:
which means whatever you said today

YOU:
is the opposite

YOU:
true or false?

AREUM:
true??? but where is this going

HOEBI:
*sports commentator voice* taehyung with the interception

YOU:
and you said yourself that you would "never ever ever!!!! would you put your mouth on near or around my hobes or wee wee"

HOEBI:
and he's dribbling down the field this is unbelievable folks!

YOU:
the inverse of that statement would then in turn be "you would most definitely put your mouth on near or around my hobes or wee wee "

YOU:
.......interesting

HOEBI:
GAME POINT MATCH

KOOKACHU:
damNN

KOOKACHU:
AREUM

KOOKACHU:
WHERE YA CLAPBACK AT

AREUM:
my mama called she said i gotta vacuum the fridge right now immediately ttyl

YOU:
nah bring that ass here boi we got some unfinished business

KOOKACHU:
i ship it

CHAEJIN:
taereum2k16 everybody