AREUM changed the group name to AREUM FT. THE ANTI-THOTS:

AREUM:
ooooh, i think i like the new name. don't you?

AREUM:
it fits us v v v well

AREUM:
also i had a really weird dream about a superhero team called the anti-thots so revel in my artistic vision, minions

AREUM:
guys?

AREUM:
gUYS 

CHAEJIN:
oh my bad i was takin a nap 

HOEBI:
awww haha what a cute backstory areum also taehyung get out

YOU:
what

HOEBI:
the group name is the anti-thots and clearly you're a hoe who dates girls named suzy and not areum so you need to leave lol

YOU:
p.s. : her name is ahsung

HOEBI:
p.s. : saying p.s. doesn't change the fact that i've never deposited a fuck into the FBSK

KOOKACHU:
p.s. : what is the fbsk

AREUM:
p.s. : it's the fuck bank of south korea

YOU:
p.s. : what the fuck is that

HOEBI:
p.s. : it's exactly what it sounds like dumbass

YOU:
look what you need to do is take all this salt you're delivering to me and use it to flavor your mom's bland ass jokbal young man

HOEBI:
got me there

CHAEJIN:
taehyung, i wanna apologize on hoseok's behalf for all of our (but mostly his) salty behavior lately 

HOEBI:
word, i'm a little sorry. not all the way tho jus a lil bit.

HOEBI:
but it's out of lov homie

HOEBI:
i just really wanted taereum to happen, yanno?

KOOKACHU:
oh i kno hoseok

KOOKACHU:
i kno

AREUM:
it's still gonna be fuckin lit tho

CHAEJIN:
but why tho

AREUM:
idk its just always lit even when its not jhu feel?

KOOKACHU:
oh i feel areum

KOOKACHU:
i feel

YOU:
wtf is good with you jungkook why do you keep texting like that

KOOKACHU:
oh idk tae

KOOKACHU:
idk

YOU:
i don't even know what i was expecting when i asked that question lmaoo

HOEBI:
jungkook you look hella bored today

KOOKACHU:
oh really??? couldn't tell.

KOOKACHU:
for the record, yes, i'm bored. so fuckin bored.

KOOKACHU:
and kang's stupid ass keeps talking about transverse waves and amplitude instead of picking on me when he knows he sees my hand up

KOOKACHU:
like i wanna utilize the damn lavatory bitch what if i was having an emERGENCY

CHAEJIN:
boy you ain't going to no damn bathroom

KOOKACHU:
okay but why be in here with the rest of you sweaty ass kids when i could be at the pizza place mouth harassing some fuckin jalapeno breadsticks jhu feel?

AREUM:
oh i feel dat kook

AREUM:
i feel

YOU:
shut up areum don't encourage the creature

AREUM:
watch who you're talking to little boy

YOU:
confirmed: areum has a dom kink

AREUM:
WTF

AREUM:
NO

KOOKACHU:
i'm sorry but i gotta kinkshame you for that

KOOKACHU:
i think it would just be weird and traumatizing for me if the girl took control wtf like no please

CHAEJIN:
who says we like it when the guy takes control though

AREUM:
yeah haha i hate when my mom takes my tv remote too u guys

YOU:
what

AREUM:
idk i just got kinda uncomf talking about sex and tried to change the topic

YOU:
lmao why does talking about sex bother you

YOU:
you watch porn, you're not a virgin... so what's making you uncomfortable?

HOEBI:
u fucking dope she's still on her olive oil flow

HOEBI:
extra virgin

CHAEJIN:
#exposed

YOU:
YOURE LYIN

KOOKACHU:
anD YOU HAD THE NERVE TO MAKE FUN OF ME FOR BEING A VIRGIN

KOOKACHU:
FIRS T OF ALL HOW DARE

AREUM:
JUNGKOOK STFU

KOOKACHU:
SHUT UP VIRGIN

AREUM:
WERE YOU TALKING TO ME OR YOURSELF WHEN YOU SAID THAT

KOOKACHU:
oh.

KOOKACHU:
i get it.

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wut.