MONEY GANG 🐉✨ :
hoebi, kookachu, chaejin, areum

AREUM changed the group name to HOPING FOR AN F, MAYBE AN F+:

AREUM:
oh no whadafeq is det

AREUM:
i studied it all

AREUM:
and yet,,,, question 7 is already playing some wild ass games

KOOKACHU:
same tbh

KOOKACHU:
what in the hell did kang put combination circuits on the damn test for like if he knows how i feel,,, why would he do that

AREUM:
see if only you knew your homework like you knew the damn kardashians we would all be set

HOEBI:
to be fair kang's homework is useless and looks nothing like the test

HOEBI:
additionally, what the fuck is number 7

KOOKACHU:
this is like advanced physics wtff

AREUM:
anyway hobes you know the drill give us the answers

HOEBI:
what drill?

HOEBI:
stop drop and roll?

AREUM:
na hoe gimme dose answers

HOEBI:
ha

HOEBI:
"gimme the answers"

HOEBI:
well today it seems you're dead buggin because stop drop and roll is the only drill i know bitch

HOEBI:
now y'all better skeedaddle!!! because there's 38 questions and we already wasted the first five minutes of the test on number 7!!!

AREUM:
smh that's what i'm talking about ya mad SELFISH

AREUM:
wHO AM I SUPPOSED TO GO TO FOR ANSWERS NOW

KOOKACHU:
you better call becky with the good hair

CHAEJIN:
lmfao must be rough

CHAEJIN:
i wouldn't know

HOEBI:
fuk up chaejin

CHAEJIN:
it's just so safe and warm laid up in my bed rn

KOOKACHU:
okay i get ur out sick today and whatnot chae

KOOKACHU:
but don't think you can start acting up

KOOKACHU:
fuckin red koolaid ass sage the gemini in the nose ass

KOOKACHU:
witcha common cold contractin ass

KOOKACHU:
ol' "achoo!" head ass

KOOKACHU:
fuck u

AREUM:
sTOP IMMA PEE MYSELF

AREUM:
i'm CACKLING

CHAEJIN:
lmaooo u sound a little salty there kiddo

CHAEJIN:
don't hate because i'm getting an extra day to study

AREUM:
yeah kook it's really not worth it to get jealous

AREUM:
it's not like the studying can help when you don't know what you're doing @chaejin

CHAEJIN:
you would know that firsthand wouldn't you @areum

AREUM:
but work equals v-squared-t over big R

CHAEJIN:
it's V x I x t though

AREUM:
but steel is heavier than feathers

CHAEJIN:
lol but where's tae tae at?? he hasn't replied in the chat once yet

CHAEJIN:
and lord knows he needs the most saving

AREUM:
oh das tru

AREUM:
taehyung how you holding up babz?

AREUM:
are you good?

YOU:
nah i'm sweatin

YOU:
everybody done turned their pages n shit

YOU:
i'm still on question five sOMEBODY OHHH I NEED SUM MILK

HOEBI:
jfc you just can't be helped can you

KOOKACHU:
um actually we can

KOOKACHU:
all you gotta do is swing the answers and we shall be saved

YOU:
YEAH that's fax, and i know it's fax bc god said that somewhere in the bible its like fuckin leviticus 3:21 or some shit

YOU:
lol, anyway:

help

HOEBI:
me: *is feeling selfish today*

AREUM:
hoseok give us the fucking answers

AREUM:
or i will send you to hell personally

HOEBI:
me: *takes the elevator down to the basement floor of hell myself*

KOOKACHU:
smh what a wild man

CHAEJIN:
indeed

AREUM:
a cocky one too

HOEBI:
okay and what's new

YOU:
hoseok, would you say you're irreplaceable?

HOEBI:
ya damn skippy i am

YOU:
hm

YOU:
sure would be a shame

YOU:
if someone were to

YOU:
change that

HOEBI:
what

YOU added NAMJOON to HOPING FOR AN F, MAYBE AN F+

YOU:
namjoon, i choose you!

*throws master pokéball with namjoon inside*

AREUM:
smh this is copyright infringement i'm suing for copyriGHT INFRINGEMENT

NAMJOON:
yo it's physics monster

HOEBI:

HOEBI:
tf is he doing here?

AREUM:
namjoon pls give us salvation

NAMJOON:
alright let me just finish this page and i'm coming through

CHAEJIN:
nAH THIS AIN'T FAIR BC I'M NOT IN SCHOOL TO GET THESE ANSWERS

YOU:
mmmmmmHMMMM

YOU:
shoulDA THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE YOU CAUGHT SMALLPOX SHOULDN'T YOU HAVE NOW

CHAEJIN:
I DON'T HAVE SMALLPOX I ONLY HAVE A COLD

KOOKACHU:
AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND REINDEER, RUDOLPH

CHAEJIN:
stop calling me names i'M SICK

AREUM:
all of the other reindeer

AREUM:
used to laugh and call him names

CHAEJIN:
LEAVE ME ALONE

YOU:
they never let poor rudolph join in any reindeer games

CHAEJIN:
that's not funny!!!

YOU:
then one foggy christmas eve, santa came to say

KOOKACHU:
rudolph with your fuckin koolaid nose so bright, how the fuck is the rest of you crip but your nose is blood what the fuck is good with that

KOOKACHU:
then all the reindeer loved him

CHAEJIN:
nAMJOON HELP I'M BEING #BULLIED

NAMJOON:
anyway

NAMJOON:
answers 1-18 are all as follows

NAMJOON:
A, D, A, C, C, C, B, A, B, D, A, C, C, B, D, B, B, C

NAMJOON:
i'll send the next page once i finish it

AREUM:
and now we wait

YOU:
but i got A for number five tho

KOOKACHU:
yeah well ur also a fuckin dope so your answer is wrong by default

YOU:
oh

YOU:
well C it is i guess

AREUM:
namjoon all i wanted was a little sum sum

AREUM:
but this

AREUM:
this is the promised land

NAMJOON:
yeah well u know me

NAMJOON:
if i finesse the whole team has to finesse

YOU:
well

YOU:
hobi u jus been replaced

AREUM:
so don't you ever for a second get to thinking you're irreplaceable

HOEBI:
WOW

KOOKACHU:
get the fuck outta hea

AREUM:
to the left to the left

YOU:
smh everything you own in a box to the left

KOOKACHU:
pls u two just have kids

NAMJOON:
aww look at taereum rn

NAMJOON:
having sing alongs and stuff

KOOKACHU:
confirmed: namjoon ships taereum

NAMJOON:
bihhhhhhh

NAMJOON:
everyone ships taereum tf

NAMJOON:
did you just think it was y'all who shipped it?

KOOKACHU:
idk maybe

NAMJOON:
yeah well pretty much the whole graduating class does

NAMJOON:
u guys are like lowkey the "it" couple

AREUM:
do not

CHAEJIN:
which reminds me areum i submitted you and tae's name for the dynamic duo award in the yearbook oops

AREUM:
DON'T

YOU:
play with her don't be dishonest

YOU:
still not understanding this logic

YOU:
i'm back and i'm better

AREUM:
i wanTCHU BAD AS EVAA

YOU:
DON'T LET ME JUST LET UP I WANNA GIVE YOU BETTER BABY ITS WHATEVER SOMEBODY GOTTA STEP UP ON GIRL I'M THAT SOMEBODY SO I'M NEXT UP BE DAMNED IF I LET HIM CATCH UP IT'S EASY TO SEE THAT YOUR FEDDD UP, I AM ON A WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL

YOU:
taKE IT AWAY AREUM

AREUM:
nah fuck you

YOU:
...

YOU:
girl he only fucked you over cAUSE YA LET HIM

AREUM:
k but if you saw we had a one-line-each pattern goin why would you sing the whole song

AREUM:
who do you think you are?? stevie wonder???

YOU:
well if i was stevie wonder i wouldn't be able to see the keyboard to message u so nah i guess i thought i was more luther vandross

YOU:
and !!! if i was stevie wonder i wouldn't be able to see your pretty lil face

YOU:
look at how cute she is

YOU:
pretty lil face

AREUM:
suck my dick

YOU:
getting mad across the classroom and whatnot

YOU:
woah there

YOU:
what an adorable middle finger you have there areum

YOU:
kyeoptaa

AREUM:
fuck is u talkin bout bitch

KOOKACHU:
see,,, you can't tell chaejin not to put your name in the damn yearbook and then pull some cute shit like this areum

AREUM:
yeah so ANYWAY

AREUM:
namjoon, welcome to the team

YOU:
hoseok makes pizza rolls on tuesdays

NAMJOON:
yuck @ being an understudy but if there's pizza rolls okay i guess lol

NAMJOON:
i'm about to finish the third page and send the answers hold on

HOEBI:
nope i am the alpha

HOEBI:
and the alpha must always reign supreme

HOEBI:
here are the answers to the rest of the test

NAMJOON:
damn you really didn't wanna get replaced huh

HOEBI:
no, i didn't, so you can fuck off now jamprune

HOEBI:
and, i don't need another person eating my fucking pizza rolls

CHAEJIN:
:o

KOOKACHU:
:O

AREUM:
....

YOU:
...

YOU:
damnnnnn namiel

AREUM:
coULD YOU FUCJING