MONEY GANG 🐉✨:
hoebi, kookachu, chaejin, areum

KOOKACHU:
areum

KOOKACHU:
it's been ten minutes

KOOKACHU:
where are you

YOU:
she was just here a second ago wtf

HOEBI:
we're gonna be late can y'all just hurry up and get in me mums car

HOEBI:
vroom vroom

HOEBI:
get out me car

HOEBI:
awww

KOOKACHU:
knowing areum she's probably on the toilet

YOU:
OHHH RIGHT

YOU:
i forgot i gave her the rest of my milkshake!!!!!

HOEBI:
you idiot you gave the lactose intolerant girl a milkshake????

YOU:
whoopsy daisy

HOEBI:
why didn't you stop him jungkook??????

KOOKACHU:
it's always funny to watch her get the runs lmao

KOOKACHU:
so i was like "fuck it" and i let it happen

KOOKACHU:
also it isn't like she would have listened to me anyway she wanted her milkshake so she was gonna got her milkshake don't blame me

YOU:
lmao she's gonna shit her way to dubai

AREUM:
yea lmao i probably will

YOU:
it was worth it tho right?

AREUM:
u already know!!!

YOU:
ayyyy *pointing squad pose*

AREUM:
AYYY *squatting squad point pose*

HOEBI:
areum wipe your ass and come on we're gonna get bad seats !!!

CHAEJIN:
you guys didn't leave yet??

CHAEJIN:
omfg my game is about to start and i don't know how much longer coach is gonna let me stay in the bleacher and hold your seats

CHAEJIN:
hurty up or i'll kill you all

KOOKACHU:
lol. "hurty".

CHAEJIN:
you're going first jeon jungkok

KOOKACHU:
OH NO AREUM WE GOTTA GO

KOOKACHU:
CHAEJIN GOT AN ACRYLIC STILETTO MANICURE A FEW DAYS AGO

KOOKACHU:
SHE GONNA CLAW MY EYES OUT

YOU:
how do you know what kind of manicure she got if she didn't tell you

KOOKACHU:
because sae ra told me about manicures on the phone a few days ago idk

HOEBI:
aw that's cute

YOU:
yo areum how come you never teach me stuff like that

AREUM:
because i'm too busy trying not to rip a new hole in my ass tf

YOU:
that shouldn't stop you from telling me random girly shit like that

AREUM:
but i'm not into manicures

YOU:
okay so tell me about makeup are you into makeup?

AREUM:
oOOH YES

AREUM:
THERES THIS MAC EYESHADOW PALETTE I REALLY WANT AND ITS CALLED VELUXE PEARLFUSION COPPERLUXE

AREUM:
do you wanna know why it's called pearlfusion?

YOU:
OH SHIT TRUU GIRL TELL ME WHY !!!

AREUM:
becAUSE INSTEAD OF A MATTE FINISH

AREUM:
it leaves your eyes looking shimmery and pearly!!!

AREUM:
which reminds me i'm also running out of my guo pei lipstick set and lipliners lol rip please someone pay homage at my shrine with lipsticks and water bottles

HOEBI:
are y'all really talking about overpriced cosmetics rn wE GOTTA GO

YOU:
so like what's the difference between lip liners and lipstick

YOU:
don't they do the same thing

HOEBI:
YOU MOTHA FUCKAS

AREUM:
lipliners help keep the color in better so i usually only use liners on my lips

YOU:
so liners last longer than lipstick?

AREUM:
you learn so fast little mantis

AREUM:
too bad you can't learn physics this fast

YOU:
lmao i hate you

AREUM:
sure you do

HOEBI:
COME. ON.

YOU:
listen ma'am i don't appreciate being rushed

HOEBI:
i wouldn't have to rush you if you just hurried up

YOU:
fine if you wanna go so bad go

YOU:
take jungkook and you guys can drive to the game ahead of us to get the seats, i'll walk with areum to the field whenever she's finished

AREUM:
if i finish

YOU:
oh boy

CHAEJIN:
alright guys i'm heading onto the field for warmups so it's up to you to find your own seats now

CHAEJIN:
please be here or i'll be very sad

HOEBI:
aw look now you guys are making chae sad

HOEBI:
SO COME ON ASSHOLES

KOOKACHU:
wait hoebi you can just go without me too

HOEBI:
OH HOW FUCKING STELLAR

YOU:
why you wanna stay for??

KOOKACHU:
bc areum's wifi is banging af right now

KOOKACHU:
can't sacrifice that

YOU:
.... but you can't leave him all alone by himself

KOOKACHU:
i know but i wanna finish this episode of keeping up with the kardashians kim just lost her diamond earring in the ocean this is the first ep of the bora bora special

YOU:
and?

KOOKACHU:
and the E! app only works with wifi

YOU:
use ur data then

KOOKACHU:
watch ur fucking mouth

YOU:
jungkook just go before hoseok has an aneurysm

HOEBI:
i'm gonna have a fucking aneurysm

KOOKACHU:
fuk yo ravioli bitch, uh

YOU:
jungkook

KOOKACHU:
i only have 15 mins left please

KOOKACHU:

YOU:
jeon jungkook

KOOKACHU:
yes

YOU:
go with fucking hoseok

YOU:
or you're waking up with your balls so far inside your body that you're going to be pulling hobes out of your mouth for a week

KOOKACHU:
wow the hostility

KOOKACHU:
i didn't even do anything

KOOKACHU:
yet i am the victim of such harsh words

KOOKACHU:
i, me, jeon jungkook,

YOU:
fuck your feelings

KOOKACHU:
in english, jungkook jeon

YOU:
i hate you

KOOKACHU:
and in spanish, jeón jungkooké

KOOKACHU:
when conjugated in the preterite tense "yo" form

YOU:
shut the fuck up

KOOKACHU:
wait when you say i'm gonna be pulling hobes out my mouth do you mean my pubes or do you mean hoseok because i think it'd be v painful to pull him out of my small mouf

YOU:
LEAVE BITCH

KOOKACHU:
like u know that my mouf do some wild things but not that wild lmao

YOU:
GET OUT OF THE FUCKING HOUSE GO BYE

KOOKACHU:
what dat mouf do

YOU:
JUST FUCKING LEAVE I DONT WA NT YOU HERE

KOOKACHU:
lol my dad said the same thing to me yesterday this is like deja vu haha

YOU:
WHY R U STILL ON THE COUCH

YOU:
GOOOOOO

KOOKACHU:
what have i ever done to you hyung

YOU:
do you understand what it means to cockblock

YOU:
or do i have to demonstrate myself with you and sae ra

KOOKACHU:
whoops no thank you say no more !!!

KOOKACHU:
the bell rang i'm out!!!!

MONEY GANG 🐉✨:
hoebi, kookcachu, chaejin, areum

KOOKACHU:
hoeBI I CHANGE MY MIND IM COMING WITH YOU

HOEBI:
what made you change your mind

KOOKACHU:
NO QUESTIONS JUST STEP ON IT