KOOKACHU:

YOU:
yo kook

YOU:
kookie

YOU:
kookie

YOU:
kooking mama

YOU:
kook kook

YOU:
this is really urgent

YOU:
my face

YOU:
it's like all up in areum's tiddies

YOU:
and shes asleep but i'm trying soooo hard not to motorboat her

KOOKACHU:
but i thought u were an ass guy lmaooo

YOU:
okay dumbass but that don't mean i despise breasteses

KOOKACHU:
.... "breasteses"

YOU:
singular - breasts

plural - breasteses

KOOKACHU:
ah i c

YOU:
anyway back to areum's tiddies

KOOKACHU:
yea, how exactly did you get in her no-no square without her trying to claw ur eyes out????

YOU:
we were watching a naruto movie right

YOU:
she got sleepy and i was laying in between her legs on the floor in hobi's bean bag right

YOU:
don't know how i got so lucky but

YOU:
i turned around and now its lit

KOOKACHU:
wait, the bean bag

KOOKACHU:
r u in the blue one or the red one

YOU:
why does the color matter

KOOKACHU:
because if ur in the red one i'm gonna have to call young metro

KOOKACHU:

we're crip out here homie

YOU:
no bitch, we're korean

YOU:
smh but i'm the dumb one right??

KOOKACHU:
what does "loquacious" mean taehyung?

YOU:
aW COME ON YOU ALWAYS GIVE ME HARD WORDS

YOU:
fuck you

KOOKACHU:
don't be mad because i have an astounding vocabulary motha fuckaa

YOU:
at least my crush has tits

KOOKACHU:
don't bring sae-ra into this man...

YOU:
how she got mosquito bites in the middle of winter doe 😂😂😂

YOU:
if she were a battery she'd be a double a 😂😂😂😂😂

YOU:
the figure of 1 !!!!!!

KOOKACHU:
first of all,,,

KOOKACHU:
she has a great personality 😭

YOU:
lmao sureeee

YOU:
antyways this one is in honor of sae-ra and jungkook *clears throat in mic*

YOU:
ITTY BITTY TITTY COMMITTEE WE THROWIN HUNNIDS AND FIDDIES LICK LICK LICKITY LICKY

KOOKACHU:
STOP

YOU:
lmao must be hard when your crush is a young man

YOU:
i wouldn't know

YOU:
mine is so niceee and softttt and guSHYYYYYY

KOOKACHU:
i'm gonna tell areum you watch gay porn if you don't shut up

YOU:
THAT WAS THREE YEARS AGO

KOOKACHU:
its ok to be kinky taehyung

KOOKACHU:
don't hide from ur true self

YOU:
NO NO NO  NO NO NONONONN NO  NO IT WAS ONE TIME IT WAS ONE TIME IT WAS ONE TIME

KOOKACHU:
let the truth set u free :)

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if u have small boobs tho ur lit af if u have big boobs ur lit af all girls are magical and so r their tiddies don't listen to taehyung lmao