AREUM changed the group name to SEAL PUPPIES!!!

HOEBI:
...... i'm not even gonna ask about the group name

HOEBI:
HOWEVER i want coffee though, who's coming with me bc i am not going alone.

HOEBI:
plus i need someone to convince me not to get chipotle

KOOKACHU:
i'll come with you hyung

HOEBI:
wait what class do you have? i'm at lunch.

KOOKACHU:
i have gym rn and its fcking awful

HOEBI:
why lol

KOOKACHU:
its so sweaty and stinky and gross and ugh

KOOKACHU:
also i just don't want to be in class, as usual

YOU:
wth gym is the easiest class just deal with it

KOOKACHU:
don't tell me what to do

YOU:
well nvm then

HOEBI:
okay so meet me in the lobby in two minutes and bring your own money because i'm not paying for you

AREUM:
i wanna come too!!! wait for me!!!

AREUM:
,,,, but sadly i have math rn with chaejin

AREUM:
and she's actually paying attention so i don't have anyone to talk to

AREUM:
anyway did i tell you how much i hate calculus

AREUM:
because i really do

YOU:
and i hate chorus

YOU:
teacher choi is making us do our solos and i already did mine but she won't let me leave, like why can't i? it's not like chorus is a real class anyway? smh, fuckin bitch

AREUM:
you did a solo?

AREUM:
awwww i bet you sounded terrible and failed the class :)

YOU:
first of all, i got the voice that make the kitty meow

YOU:
so don't try it

AREUM:

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actual footage of taehyung singing lmao

YOU:
okay but
[ 🔉 voice note ]

AREUM:
hoOOOOOLY SHIT

AREUM:
taehYUNG

AREUM:
YOUR SINGING VOICE IS DEEPER THAN THE MARIANA TRENCH

AREUM:
WHAT THE FUCK

YOU:
okay chill its not that good

AREUM:
can you sing for me again please

YOU:
ew no i barely like singing to begin with

AREUM:
pleeeeeease

AREUM:
that was so nice omfg pleeeeeeeeeeeeease

AREUM:
a bit pitchy but still heart eyes

AREUM:
that was like good dicc, but for the heart

YOU:
only if you call me oppa

AREUM:
okay

AREUM:
oppa ( gangnam style )

AREUM:
now can you send it?

YOU:
no lol

YOU:
i'm not gonna send it until you really call me oppa

AREUM:
don't be like dis bae

AREUM:
just one more audio clip

YOU:
"bae" whOA THERE

YOU:
i didn't know you wanted to take things to the next level, areum. we need to take things a little slower

AREUM:
says the same person who has been asking me for my nudes since day one

YOU:
well thats bc nudes are key for a healthy relationship

AREUM:
we're not in a relationship, please stop saying that

AREUM:
and not in a joking way either

AREUM:
i will literally punch you in the throat if you do

YOU:
aishhhh, so rude

YOU:
but ari, if you punch me in the throat you'll damage my vocal chords and then i won't be able to sing for you anymore

AREUM:
which is why you should send me another voice note of you singing while they're still working

AREUM:
just in case i gotta throw hands

AREUM:
jhu feel?

YOU:
mmmmm no

AREUM:
why not???

AREUM:
see, now you're being inconsiderate

YOU:
i'm being inconsiderate?! if anything, you're being inconsiderate!

AREUM:
HOW

AREUM:
explain in 3-4 paragraphs, double spaced, times new roman 12 point font with 1 inch margins and MLA citations

YOU:
1. you won't send nudes

YOU:
case closed lmfao

AREUM:
i'm not sending nudes, case closed.

YOU:
see??? there you go being selfish AGAIN!

AREUM:
but all i wanna do is heaR you SING

YOU:
then come to chorus!

YOU:
choi keeps looking at me funny because i was singing into my lap to send that recording to you, i really can't send another

AREUM:
but i'm so lazy

YOU:
looks like you're not getting another voice note from me then

AREUM:
fine hold on

AREUM:
[ image ]

now will you send another voice note?

YOU:
hOLY

YOU:
AREUM I DID N'T REALLY THINK YOU WOULD SEND NUDES

YOU:
O h MY GOD I'VE SEEN KI AREUM's TITS
IT S LIT
A BEAU TILF IL DAY INDEED SHOUTOUT GOD FOR MAKING THIS POSSIBLE

YOU:
...........................wait a minute

YOU:
wait just a sizzling hot diddly dang second

YOU:
where the frick did that mole come from

AREUM:
what mole

YOU:
that one, right above your collarbone in the pic

AREUM:
i've always had that lol

YOU:
..... get the fuck out my face areum

AREUM:
what did i do??

YOU:
you think i'm stupid or something?

YOU:
these aren't your boobs!!!!!

YOU:
you don't have that mole on your chest, nor are your collar bones that deep

AREUM:
rats! i've been spotted!

AREUM:
wait wtf how do you know all that

YOU:
i told you not to leave your uniform shirt unbuttoned didn't i

AREUM:
that's a little creepy

YOU:
don't turn this onto me you sent fake nudes!!!1!1!!

AREUM:
to be fair, did you really think i'd send my nudes in the group chat??

YOU:
.....wait so what you're saying is if this wasn't the group chat then you'd send them?

AREUM:
TAEHYUNG

YOU:
so you'd consider sending them?

AREUM:
jfc that's NOT WHAT I MEANT

YOU:
THIS IS WHTA I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU'RE ALWAYS BEING INCONSIDERATE

AREUM:
IM NOT BEING INCONSIDERATE YOU SELFISH ROACH I JUST WANT ONE VOICE NOTE

YOU:
SO NOW IM THE SELFISH ROACH???

YOU:
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SENT ME HALF A BOOTY PIC AND I'M THE SELFISH ROACH?? OH YEAH, THAT DEFINITELY MAKES SENSE

AREUM:
ACTUALLY IT DOES YOU FUCKIN NIT

YOU:
STOP CALLING ME NAMES

AREUM:
I JUST WANT ONE MORE VOICE NOTE, TAE, IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK

YOU:
I JUST WANT YOU, AREUM, IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK jesus christ i'm so corny wtf|

I JUST WANT YOU, AREUM, IS THAT|

I JUST WANT YOU, AR|

I JUST WAN|

I|

YOU:
WELL EVERY TIME YOU CAN'T HAVE WHAT WE WANT NOW CAN WE SO STFUUU

AREUM:
sTOP YELLIGM AT ME

HOEBI:
omfg y'all are so ugly. we put the group chat on mute for ten minutes and this is what we come back to.

KOOKACHU:
GET A ROOM WTF

KOOKACHU:
lol more like "get areum" haha yeah get it right??

HOEBI:
i am both utterly disgusted and cheered up by their conversations

KOOKACHU:
ohhhh, words will never be enough to describe how much i ship taereum in my heart 😊😂💕

AREUM:
well then that makes two of us

HOEBI:
wEIAT wHAT

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do i like this chapter? no. will i publish it anyway? maybe.